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Bye.
Jesus.
What's your name?
Julian has a problem. What makes you think you're so different?
No, man, uh-uh.
They just hibernate.
Hi, Miss Simpson, how are you?
It's been a long time.
like a game show host?
Because I'm afraid, OK? I am.
Julian, don't start.
L.L. Bean.
#You keep on shoutin'... #
Shh. Just take a deep breath.
No, I haven't.
Whoa! Blackout!
Julian's been doing that since he was 10.
It won't make any difference.
But Do I Look Good?
Julian was so hurt.
Listen, leave Julian alone.
I'm sorry.
What?
It's a time for family, for friends.
# For my possibilities #
- It doesn't feel that way to me. - You don't know what you're saying.
You guys gonna do vile things to each other in public?
Did you know you have television sets between your legs?
How's your father, Blair?
Oh, my God.
Relax. Relax, sport. Julian will show his face. He always does.
# Simply pretend #
Needed time, Blair?
Tequila shot, and a shotgun for my buddy.
Not right away.
Merry Christmas.
# Don't be a slave #
Why are you calling?
Ohhh.
Julian.
You're going to work for me, just for a while, till we're even-Steven.
OK?
# Life fades away #
- Will you? - Yeah.
# Is a hazy shade of winter #
Yeah.
# My time has come, the clouds are calling #
# Life fades away #
This is not recess, and I'm sick of playing fucking games with you.
When? I forgot.
# It's Christmastime, and we got the spirit #
Working?
School. I did.
I'll be right back.
It's not just investing in a club.
This is the infamous Panic Club.
I think you'd be surprised at what you can do, Julian.
Come to my house for dinner.
I'll bet. How much?
I'm not going to college. I'm staying here.
# Hang onto your hopes, my friend #
#Aow! #
Ok, fine. It's your loss.
How you doing? You look great.
#He said #
I'm just gonna get my life under control.
Why? Where'd you two meet?
No, no, it's too crowded.
Get that stuff off before Ma sees you.
And you know something? It's got nothing to do with you.
He worked day and night.
# So shake it slowly #
Anybody else would have cut him off a long time ago.