Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We should have seen this coming.
l know you don`t.
There does appear to be a state in the Union named Nevada.
-The website for Jukt Micronics. -Oh, good.
You gave us, ``members.aol.juktn.html.``
l`m not a criminal, Chuck.
-Mike`s a friend. -l appreciate that, Chuck.
You said you hated how the Diet Coke at parties...
Can l ask you something?
--watered-down stock and, you know, within....
And then l can`t seem to find Joe Hiert`s number.
lf you remain silent, we`ll assume that piece is fabricated...
All right, Stephen, in light of all this...
...either partially or entirely, and it will stay on.
...and, of course...
-Want a laugh? -Sure.
After they have the meeting...
lt looks like a site that was created to fool someone.
l saw them. No, there were little bottles of booze all over the room.
-lt`s true. -Completely true.
l`m sorry.
Then it goes through a fact-check, where every fact...
He`s just suspending him for two years.
l have no idea.
-Adam? -Yeah?
Did you ever get them directly?
Okay. Okay, l`m trying to keep cool about all this.
...but only one calls itself the in-flight magazine of Air Force One.
You`ve always been a smart, thorough reporter.
Oh, yeah. l`m sorry.
And we`ve come up with a list whose facts and sources...
Bond traders, as a rule, do not have much time to loaf around.
Please, okay?
...as a security consultant than to try to stop him.
l was looking through your mail. You should be pissed at me.
l don`t know.
He or she edits it on computer...
-l`m calling to verify information. -l`m not verifying anything.
Okay, let`s not overdo it.
You can`t fire him.
Then it goes to a second editor, and the writer revises it again.
-Hey, Steve. -Hey, Chuck.
l checked names of every government employee quoted...
Sorry, Mrs. Duke. l know how you feel about clarity.
...always trying to make themselves look hotter than they actually are.
-You rang? -Yes, l rang.
Restil`s just laying out all of his demands.
Thank you.
He handed us fiction after fiction, and we printed them all as fact.
Look at me...
What is the problem?
Journalism is just the art of capturing behavior.
They`ll dig through the records of that building.
l don`t have time for this, actually. We`re trying to have an office party.
...my services as a biting expert. l`m someone who knows--
l`m not worried about me or the magazine. That`s fair.
l`m in a bit of an uncomfortable situation...
l don`t think he`ll survive. You don`t understand, we`re all he has.
We`re like this guy who has to pee:
-Hi, Chuck. -l`ve got a phone number for you.
Chuck...
Give them a little less to live up to.
...``Monica Sells,`` ``Hack Heaven.``
-You know that. -Yeah.
The great comma debate is history...
Those are all real people.
lf you want me to say that l made it up, l will.
Yeah, l was sitting here, and l realized that l`d given him...
These people work grueling hours for meager pay.
Nothing. l even tried lan Restil himself.
Okay. Let me take you through the life of your typical piece...
lf you feel you`re a danger to yourself, you can sit down...
l guess l just saw all those little bottles and l made an assumption...
Call this number the same time l do, okay?
SEND TO:
No one by that name was ever registered with the NBA.
Computer hackers. You remember anything like that?
-l`m sorry? -Yeah, his brother at Stanford.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
-Can l speak to you for a minute? -What about?
Let me explain. A year ago, Chuck Lane and l were peers.
l`m sorry about what happened when he left.
This wasn`t an isolated incident, Caitlin.
...by a company using that name.
Why can`t you be one now?