Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay. Let me take you through the life of your typical piece...
And we`ve come up with a list whose facts and sources...
The great comma debate is history...
Journalism is just the art of capturing behavior.
After they have the meeting...
...``Monica Sells,`` ``Hack Heaven.``
-You know that. -Yeah.
Those are all real people.
...by a company using that name.
-lt`s true. -Completely true.
l saw them. No, there were little bottles of booze all over the room.
-Mike`s a friend. -l appreciate that, Chuck.
Okay. Okay, l`m trying to keep cool about all this.
Why can`t you be one now?
Chuck...
-You rang? -Yes, l rang.
We`re like this guy who has to pee:
Computer hackers. You remember anything like that?
Please, okay?
SEND TO:
Look at me...
These people work grueling hours for meager pay.
-Adam? -Yeah?
Call this number the same time l do, okay?
...either partially or entirely, and it will stay on.
What is the problem?
l was looking through your mail. You should be pissed at me.
You said you hated how the Diet Coke at parties...
-Hi, Chuck. -l`ve got a phone number for you.
You gave us, ``members.aol.juktn.html.``
l`m not worried about me or the magazine. That`s fair.
-l`m calling to verify information. -l`m not verifying anything.
Thank you.
-Yeah? -Yeah.
You can`t fire him.
...my services as a biting expert. l`m someone who knows--
lt looks like a site that was created to fool someone.
And then l can`t seem to find Joe Hiert`s number.
l`m not a criminal, Chuck.
l don`t know.
lf you feel you`re a danger to yourself, you can sit down...
All right, Stephen, in light of all this...
-The website for Jukt Micronics. -Oh, good.
He or she edits it on computer...
-Hey, Steve. -Hey, Chuck.
-Want a laugh? -Sure.
Nothing. l even tried lan Restil himself.
They`ll dig through the records of that building.
l guess l just saw all those little bottles and l made an assumption...
No one by that name was ever registered with the NBA.
Yeah, l was sitting here, and l realized that l`d given him...
...as a security consultant than to try to stop him.
l`m sorry about what happened when he left.
Give them a little less to live up to.
We should have seen this coming.
Then it goes to a second editor, and the writer revises it again.
l don`t think he`ll survive. You don`t understand, we`re all he has.
--watered-down stock and, you know, within....
l know you don`t.
l`m sorry.
Sorry, Mrs. Duke. l know how you feel about clarity.
...and, of course...
...but only one calls itself the in-flight magazine of Air Force One.
lf you remain silent, we`ll assume that piece is fabricated...
Restil`s just laying out all of his demands.
You`ve always been a smart, thorough reporter.
Okay, let`s not overdo it.
He`s just suspending him for two years.
-l`m sorry? -Yeah, his brother at Stanford.
-Can l speak to you for a minute? -What about?
...always trying to make themselves look hotter than they actually are.
l have no idea.
l checked names of every government employee quoted...
l don`t have time for this, actually. We`re trying to have an office party.
Did you ever get them directly?
This wasn`t an isolated incident, Caitlin.
l`m in a bit of an uncomfortable situation...
Let me explain. A year ago, Chuck Lane and l were peers.
Bond traders, as a rule, do not have much time to loaf around.
Oh, yeah. l`m sorry.
He handed us fiction after fiction, and we printed them all as fact.
Can l ask you something?
lf you want me to say that l made it up, l will.
Then it goes through a fact-check, where every fact...
There does appear to be a state in the Union named Nevada.