Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Screw the past
Mah Mah and I are fulfilling dream to see world's largest everything.
“Can’t Say the Alphabet Enough”? What the hell is that? It was originally a song from Sesame Street. But Ava DuVernay said it became very popular for a bonus feature for the movie.
You will be having morning detentions every day that start at 5:30 am, detentions during lunch and recess, and afternoon detentions that end at 6 pm, which is 30 minutes before your bedtime, 6:30 pm. After a while of Smile Away Serious Camp, you guys will be sent to military boot camp, led by Edmund Foon, which will be a ton of exercise without any breaks or water breaks.
Because Gwen is moron. She needs lots of help.
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A piece of string, a gong, or... exploding dynamite? The gong. Some people use gongs to start certain events.
Wow, Keala can really wail. What’s wrong Stan? I’m in my worst nightmare. I’m in the middle of a heartfelt anthem. Baaahhh!
John for being very clean after taking a shower at least 3 times a day, Denise for having a golden tooth, Aaron for having dyslexia, Derek for using walking braces, Bobby for being deaf, Jack for having the same name as the title character from Jack and the Beanstalk, Stu for being bald,
Gwen. God, she's hot. Playboy hot.
THE PERSON WITH THE EFFING BIRTHMARK, THAT BITCH WHO RUNS AROUND LIKE CRAZY, THE TWO RETARDS, THE FOUR-EYED PIECE OF CRAP, THAT CARE-BEARS LOVING MORON, THE ASTHMATIC KID, THE PERSON WITH THAT STUPID ASPENGER'S SYNDROME, AND THAT OBNOXIOUS BITCH! I WANNA SEE CLAIRE, ONLY CLAIRE, AND NOBODY ELSE FRANCINE!!! NOBODY ELSE!!!
Roberta and Rallo should watch this bonus feature. Reese Witherspoon just ruined it all with her trip-over dress, her stupid hair, and her annoying voice. Mindy Kaling looks awkward with her hair poofy, and Oprah looks like a black Elsa.
And the single worst Disney movie of all time is... Dinosaur. I'm sorry, but this is one of those movies where I just legitimately cannot understand how anyone likes it outside of nostalgia.
Can we use the bullhorn to race all the way to the park before bowser? I bet that’s a no!
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A rose, a pump, a box of crayons, or... The crayons.
I like it when Sally poured two Pepsi's, Sierra Mist, Brisk, Brisk Iced Tea, Tropicana Fruit Punch, Pepsi Wild Cherry, Tropicana Lemonade, Mountain Dew, Diet Pepsi, Sobe Lifewater, Root Beer, Gatorade Lemon Lime, Tropicana Twister Soda, more Diet Pepsi, more Mountain Dew, and another fucking Diet Pepsi! Then said, "Drink this Shelby." Funny!
THE BITCH WITH THE GOLD TOOTH, THE PERSON WHO CAN'T LEARN TO READ SHIT, MISTER I-WALK-LIKE-FORREST-EFFING-GUMP-USED-TO, THE DEAF LOSER, THE PERSON WITH THE SAME FAIRY TALE CHARACTER NAME, THE BALD-HEADED SHITHEAD,
Sean, Michael, and Carly get joined in with a girl with long auburn hair, cut-off jeans, a blue T-shirt, and high heels. Join us Paige. You’re the fourth kid of the Carson Family.
Pouchy, we need to make the footprints look bigger. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A bubble machine, a magnifying glass, gold keys, or...
God, I'm happy Hey, found a home today
Farting in my bathing suit
Okay, it's back on.
We will also be taking away all of your blankets and pillows. You will not go trick or treating this Halloween.
Ladies please! Ugh. Carlos be quiet! Your eyes are getting sleepy. So sleepy. Good night you guys.
Monster House didn't win the Oscar? No way Francine. The words "Happy Feet" came out of Pam's mouth, so Happy Feet won the Oscar. I was rooting for that and Monster House, but I'm glad that won, and disappointed that Monster House didn't win.
Hey, look at me.
- It smells like doody. - It is doody. From a monkey.
The one time he came outside, his genius mother, put him in a black seat in the sun, and then left him there for like a half an hour. We don't know where she went, but he was red as a beat and screaming his full head off. Karly and I are like "I think he's overheated."
You're not gonna think about that. You don't understand what I'm saying.
Oh, my God. Here it is.
the writers should be nailed to crosses and burned alive!!!
- I have remedy for whore lip. - Thanks, Grandma.
noodle
There will absolutely be no shopping, no internet, no Vyond, no YouTube, no googling, no theme parks you like such as Sesame Place, no vacations, no Disney and Nick Junior, no PBS Kids, no fun, no fast food, no candy, no soda, no pizza, and much more.
#dealwithit #done #kisses #laughing
Dashi always brings her stupid camera along with her. Man. I wish someone could just take her camera, and record her having sex with Shellington. Tunip always wants to play dead. Man. If someone would just take a gun, he or she would shoot him, then he would die for real.
Why do you have to act like this? Me, Little Bill, and the Little Einsteins got navy cards. Now we're in so much trouble. Well you deserve it, Dora, Little Bill, Leo, Quincy, Annie, and June. You all have detention forever. Go to the office and come back here and you will never leave detention under any circumstances.
the mud is cool and soothing come in with me i'd only do this for your mom
Just tease it and make it look like a brown football helmet. Alright Francine, enough quoting Steel Magnolias. Just open the door and get the damn pizza!
Francine, I’m gonna count to 3. If you open that door when I get to 3, you’ll be forced to sing Britney Spears I’m Not A Girl Not Yet A Woman. Stan, I’ll do it now. I’m not a girl, not yet a woman. All I need is time.
Pouchy, we need to cover the moon's mouth. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A screwdriver, or...
Surprise! Joanne, please leave. And happy 34th birthday. Which I will not be celebrating.
Give us a big loud roar. There's no time for this!
Hi everybody. I'm Pouchy. Pouchy, we need something to keep the eggs in. Do you have anything that can help us?
Roberta, your “bestie” is on. Coming!
Have you met Andy and Barney here? The principal? What’s old Rosalie have gotten into now?
Well, this has been a great afternoon, Stan.
Is everyone okay? Steve, Hayley, Roger?
Then, we used a giant fan to blow all the fog away. What a blast.
- Bah Bah. - That's what I said. Bah Bah.
I was in the library at the time. But Mrs Who told me that Great Grandma suffered a stroke, and is now taken to the hospital! Oh my goodness!
Because they're mine
What's the matter Jen? This is a shitshow! The cue cards have the wrong words, there are no background singers, my French fries are cold... so much for a good concert.
Next, we used a net to find three sheep in the holes. So that's where those sheep were!
Damn it.
And finally, we used super springs to jump really high up in the sky and catch Nikki's Pop-It stress ball. Yay!
There must be something in here that's incriminating.
Sit here and stay there because you were being rude to all the girls on your team! And you will stay here for 22 minutes! If you put your hands on anyone, you're gonna be next. Do you understand me Eva?
File: Print. And... No. L5 error again.
Burned your friend in the face. That's extreme. Extreme is awesome.
- I burned my house down. - That's so extreme.
Pouchy, Wyatt needs to cut the daffodil. Do you have anything that can help us? I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? Safety scissors, or… exploding dynamite?
It is filthy in here. If only I had a... Wait, here's one. And another.
I love Animaniacs And Pinky and the brain
You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Francine, don’t open that door.
wig cap on a wig mullet and section the twists off in a 90° "F" shape and put in a libra shaped barette and put in a ponytail at the top and cut off. straightner then i cut the back off. and sew 89 inch yaki pre bonded wefts extentions on top and cut into a sharp curve bob. and that's how i make a rihanna sharp curve bob.
Roger, company.
I have lots of items. Which one do you think will work the best? A pogo stick, a cup and saucer, a record player, or... exploding dynamite? The pogo stick. I can jump up and down and mix mix mix it all around until no lumps are found in the green.
We’re going oldest to youngest Paige, so you’re the fourth one. Sean gets joined in by a man with brown spiky hair, jeans, a white T-shirt, and tennis shoes, and a girl with long messy blonde hair, blue jeans, a pink T-shirt, and black high heels.
Bernardo, calm down! No Anita. See if you like it. Blah blah bleh bleh bluh.
Everything’s coming up roses for me and for ju! Ju!