Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Please believe me when I tell you ♪

♪ I'm not adept with metaphors or rhymes ♪

and you'll realize you don't even know anymore.

♪ I don't say things I don't know to be true ♪

maybe there's hope yet for this wretched soul.

Sounds like a hard puzzle.

-Thanks. -I'm happy for you, Diane.

Nobody's going to watch the show

-You're lying again!

-Whoa. -The studio went all-out.

Are you a Chicagoan yet? You know, I went to school in Chicago.

-What am I, a tortoise?

Tell me what it's like to be Diane.

A one-time payment and then you're divorced from the show forever.

things would be totally different with us.

I was too convincing! Oh, if only I wasn't so good at acting!

Someone who can be more professional and less... Moonves.

-That sounds dangerous. -Yeah, I guess it is.

Me too. Nostalgic for the day before I did the interview.

I wanna see her.

Would you think I was an idiot if I didn't go work for Turteltaub?

or convince you there wasn't a problem.

Have it your way, door.

put together from the pieces of different sets.

but not too sick to make her famous Frito pie?