Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

God. Where's my stupid...
I'm sorry that at the '94 upfronts we made you do that stupid BoJack dance.
What are you saying?
It was a great show.
But maybe if she could... but no, you’re obviously healthy.
Here we are! Because we did what we had to do.
-How can I help? -Why don't you play me one of your songs?
Now that I'm single, I feel like I'm finally learning how to be a "me."
and instead of listening, I just tried to fix it
-So, it's you. Just say it's you. -No. You're the one--
My job was on the line. You have no idea--
I want you to run Turteltaub's new female-focused studio division,
Yes, that's always been my experience.
♪ Take your hands And put them on your lower back ♪
it's still an accomplishment to be proud of.
whose sage, buttery voice simultaneously comforts me and fills me with dread.
It's the least I can do.
-Word to the wise, BoJack, don't get old. -I'll see what I can do about that.
Well, sounds like you got it all figured out.
And it can be jarring when you discover one day
was the act that set me down this ruinous path so many years ago.
in which I was so desperate to get out of the rain,
We're gonna do that movie that you're always making me watch. You know...
-♪ Who's that dog? ♪ -♪ Mr. Peanutbutter! ♪
A mustard sandwich?
I would never think you were an idiot.
If you leave now, you can still make your show.
It's funny, isn't it? The things that matter?