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-I should have been there. -We'll try again.
I think my wife is having a heart attack.
Mr. Peanutbutter?
Diary of a Mad Black. I'll get my laptop.
I can't... I...
- Next card?
-The set of "Horny Unicorn"? -Yes, I'm aware.
Uh, yeah. That makes sense.
You were always high. You only wore flip-flops.
It's okay. It's not real. I'm fine! It's a classic Todd shenanigan!
This was a mistake.
-But you are. -Hmm.
living without any adult supervision,
Then why is my ex-wife treating me like I'm some kind of asshole?
Does that make sense?
Aren't you the horse from "Horsin' Around"?
I was planning to invite you, but didn't want you to feel obligated.
I understand families.
♪ Whoa, whoa, yeah! ♪
that you suddenly don't feel that way anymore.
A mustard sandwich?
I've got the babysitter 'til 11:00. We might as well keep working, right?
It's called discretion, Herb.
Ugh.
but it turns out Misery loves Company.
than to be remembered as the girl you killed?
Well, hello.
Who are you and what do you want?
-Girtletaub! -I didn't sneeze.
Oh, God.