Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"I'm your worst nightmare and I want one hundred of your famous Frito pies."
Too bad no one will ever see it.
That's right.
Orphans, huh?
-Instrumentals!
She was fine all day and then suddenly ill with a stomach bug.
Oh. So, what do we do now?
No, Texas. My boyfriend and I are going.
I'm sorry. That was a weird thing to be telling my ex-husband.
Hi, we are Spectrum of Enchantment.
-Okay. -I'm sorry to miss it.
I wanna announce a slate before the Teddy story hits the trades.
-Yeah! -That's neat.
I have time. This is important. When a Man Loves a...
That's quite a story. But you've killed a lot of people.
-Mom! Mom! -Helen? Are you all right?
Do it for Sarah Lynn.
Sorry. Houston!
-What are you doing? -I'm taking your car.
-I slept with a plus-sized woman.
Good. Perfect. Now look at the red dot. Go!
And so you see, the circle had become complete.
I can't see you right now, but I'm guessing by your tone, no?
Look at this thing. I fell down one time and I'm an invalid.
♪ I strive for precision ♪
There was a protest organized by Susan Sarandon.
Mm, was that the bridge where they shot Grease?
Buckle up, buddy, your life is about to start.
Okay.
It's a wonder any of us ever get out of bed at all.
♪ Take your circle and strut and strut Wiggle your hips and jiggle your... ♪
If you're going to fire me, at least have the balls to fire me.