Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What do you want?
because this is great people-watching, but I'm about ready to go.
""That's right. It's gonna be nice there.
There was this doctor. And then....
I just wish my dad had been there to see it.
That's good.
Joseph, I've got something that we really need to....
(woman) Oh, my God!
who've given birth to half-human/half-alien babies.
(Peggy) Hank, you are not Joseph's father.
Well, okay, son. Just be more careful where you're aiming.
And, remember, smaller and realer.
Bobby, I'm no actor.
This is the hardest conversation I've ever had.
He probably went to the hardware store to fix the window...
I ran out of advice after I told him to hold the stick like a giant cigarette.
-Dad! -Don't go, son!
(Joseph) Heads up!
The luiatic friige have dismissed these so-called Marfa Lights,,,
[chuckling] That was pretty funny. Tell it again.
[sniffs]
Hey, John Redcorn.
So the reason why I don't relate to my son...
-Oh, God! -Well, thanks anyway.
What's happening to me?
-Who taught him how to tie his shoes? -John Redcorn.
The truth has been right in front of me all these years.
Can you send a 13-year-old boy a bouquet of flowers?
This doesn't make any sense.