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Ma, would you pass the taters, please?
""You want me to tell you about the rabbits?""
with the mind of a 5-year-old.
I played the lead in my high school production of Grease,
I know how important that play was to you.
""We'd know what come of our planting.
Well, if the boy is my boy, you can.
Bill, any time you have a mild concussion, you are welcome at this dinner table.
maybe you can convince them to spare our lives.
[panting]
What are you guys doing? Catching butterflies?
That's the best performance...
Would either of you be interested in purchasing some alien urine?
Which means you are my flesh-and-blood genetic son.
[country music playing]
Dad, aliens impregnated Mom. That's a given.
I did.
but I have never been so stupid.
What?
Oh, God!
What did I tell you about funny voices at the dinner table?
You're pretty good at rolling over.
Yeah. That Joseph, he's really....
No, I'll pussyfoot around.
You drink some, George.
Is it possible he got a better part in another play?
Those Gribbles are two nuts on the same sundae.