Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Your anthrax has given me colon cancer!
That's a long time to wait.
Jared, it's just that your new take on weight loss
Hi dad and mom Don’t you hi dad and mom us you big shit!
His name is Garrison, Mr. Garrison
- AIDS? - That's right.
and so I’m here to tell you that you should all go out and get aides!
Why?
Chef, we need Butters to gain about 50 pounds, fast.
Yeah, maybe they're all just jealous
- they're gonna want several. - That's true.
With all those sub sandwiches
Oh, come on, just think about how famous you'll be!
No, it isn't, stupid blubber butt.
I know, you kind of have to read the fine print
You wouldn't be a penis butt, Butters. You'd be famous.
Oh, my God!
Hey, you're the one that screwed us by not losing weight, Butters.
We told you no television while you're grounded.
red
how skinny Butters is,
for their shattered dreams.
No, I totally covered for you.
But we're supposed to shoot your commercial
What? What are you thinking? Are you bummed?
Nobody loves you! You're not even a person!
You've had AIDS all this time and you knew it?
Yeah, but, you know, I’ve learned something today.
Yeah, none of us want to marry Butters!
there he is beating
- That's a great idea. - Lose weight and make money.
Welcome to Shitty Beef. You want Biltong?
We would have never laughed about this before.
Well, don't you see what this means?
Oh, God damn it!
Hey, yeah.
Now, I think the $4 million should be split evenly among the three of us.
Jacking it? Jacking what?
Say they'll eat nothing but their Chinese food,
AIDS is finally funny!