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He likes sandwiches with Philadelphia cream cheese
Then City Wok could say their food makes you lose weight!
Are my mom and dad back home yet?
I tell the world to get aides and they think I’m crazy!
Well, that's not really what you say in the commercial.
Well, my hot, spicy boner, of course, Dad.
Now he's got lots of moneys and girls
That's right, Stan.
Jared lost weight eating Subway Now he's cold and alone
Well, eating sub sandwiches was a big part of it,
Well, yeah, but... I don't know.
I’ve proven weight loss is easy!
I’ve been grounded for having liposuction surgery.
Christine, this probably isn't going to matter to you at all,
God, he was always up for helping us out.
there he is beating that dead horse
But I feel like I need to come a little clean about something.
What?
I almost wish I had never gotten aides!
D
Oh, boy, do I feel stupid.
He want everyone in world to have AIDS.
you might not be so popular.
Just think about all those people following you around,
Besides, I'd get grounded.
Except that I should get a 20% pernegation fee
Percy's Chocolate Crunch
Yes, yes.
My calculations put that at about $4 million.
Aren't you overreacting a little bit?