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- Just forget the whole thing then! - Okay.
No, but they're due home any minute. Come on, you're just in time.
No, no. It was my fault.
Jared, first of all, we want to say
City chicken.
Yeah, I don't like shattering fat people's dreams.
I can't lose weight, Butters, because I’m not fat, I’m big boned.
Here you go. I drew some pictures with crayons
I tell you, this is gonna be the greatest thing
Yeah, okay. That sound good.
we'll show the world.
- It’s happened! - Hey, everybody,
My name is Zach And I won’t help my friends fix airplanes
I got aides about two years ago and I’ve been losing weight ever since!
Here's some anthrax for you!
I know, I know.
Well, I appreciate your company doing everything it's done for me.
Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Timmy, Timmy
in order to speak to you once again!
- Oh, crap. - Dude, bail.
Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind
His name is Jared and he lose some weight
But you're lying to people.
Shitty Wok
that perhaps it would be best for you to take
where the big liar, Jared, is once again about to speak.
Scott is my personal trainer and Tyler is my dietician.
just because they go from being a big fat ass to not being a big fat ass.
Fifteen dollars?
- Then eat your puke. - No!
Why the hell wouldn't you tell me?