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One toot is enough.
I was in the garage, getting chips.
Well, open it.
How high are you, Lou?
- it on. - Wow.
At Sol Pulse PEMF Therapy
but honestly, I can'’t see myself throwing a pot.
- Yeah. - Oh.
It'’s part of our core philosophy.
- I can'’t read that. - Sleeping pills.
[exhales]
- Whoa. No. - Hey. Wait.
[Marshawn Lynch'’s voice] You want some Skittles?
I am not going to read it.
- Shh! Please, please. - Maura!
500 is my ceiling. It'’s my ceiling.
Ugh. Charity poker.
Tom Brady, we love you! Look down there.
In an hour.
You know, I'’m tired.
I know her!
of me winning this contest is very, very low...[Betty'’s husband] Honey!
Oh, my God.
Technically, I took a sabbatical many years ago,
This has been the best weekend of my whole life.
Pats Nation, welcome to Super Bowl LI.Welcome.
We need one for the thumb here.
[jazz playing] Any requests?
Okay, look.
Y'’all ran out.
There'’s always negative things.
All right? But I don'’t have a bookie, so--Right.
Trish, you'’re in the dining room. Get the magazine.
I guess maybe this Super Bowl was never meant to be.
Hrishi?
That'’s what you do best.
Well, hi back to you.
Maura, would you like some more brisket?
Yes, but doesn'’t this music make you want to dance?[grunts]
Uh, if I'’m not mistaken, Mrs. Ledoux,
I don'’t care how old they are.
I'’m just saying just because I can solve a problem
I'’m in.
- Mmm. - But he just really liked feet.
Well, that'’s ageist. Isn'’t it?
I think maybe something came up.
Oh, thank you.
[crowd cheering]
Yeah. I mean, he'’s right. Look, we'’re not playing.
- No, no. Don'’t take them. - You'’re not going alone.
'’cause you gotta remind yourself
Have you seen my watch?
You'’re breaking her out, aren'’t you?
What a lovely name.
Hi, honey.
New England recovers.
...never been so-- - Sit down. - Tom, spank me.
It'’s the same thing.
Ma'’am, we'’re not doing karaoke.
A whole bunch of Tom Brady wannabes did.
You heard that. We'’re gonna be right back.
- I'’m so sorry. - You know, these things happen.
Uh-- [sighs]
There'’s-- No, really.
[Lou] "We eventually got the remote working,
If Tom Brady can make it to the Super Bowl,
as being the 199th draft pick
What-- Sophie!
This thing has plenty of room.
Tight pants.
Our final round,
You'’re also gonna need pants.
I-- I'’m sorry. What?
to our listeners at the Super Bowl.
I'’m on the ladder.
You'’re always pushing forward and doing new things.
[Brady] It'’s one of those moments
[announcer] - Third and goal. - Breath!
Are you playing poker right now?
[Trish] Um... [laughs]
Lou, I'’ve got to get home before dinner.
Come on. We'’re not gonna give up.
[Betty] I'’m starving.[Trish gasps]
- Let me see. - Mmm.
but at that moment,
We got the ball back.
Reading glasses are designed to be lost.
I hope that you feel like you used your time with him wisely,
I saw you on the Jumbotron.
Oh, really? Is it distracting?
We just find Guy.
- Saved our marriage. - Thanks.
Why are we in cover one?
Gotta play tougher. Harder, tougher everything.
I don'’t know what'’s ahead for me,
When we come back from this,
I'’m willing to go 100 per ticket.
Shall we all - bring appetizers? - Why not?
[Maura] Here we go. This is it.
[sighs]
[resident 2] Hello?
I have to stop falling in love.
[crowd cheers]
Well, good luck, Nana.
- No. Don'’t call him. - So who do you want me to call?
[funky electronic music playing]
"And it was then,
Hold it together.
Whoa....ghost pepper, Teddy Bears Picnic.
- I'’ll be right out here. - Maura?
They just need badges like these dancers.
What did you mean when you said
How many reading glasses have you gone through this year?
this game of football,
[Lou] Oh, this is better than my wildest dreams.
[coach] Do our job now. Let'’s do our job!
'’cause he is on fire.
I'’m sitting here with someone'’s grandma.
Sometimes I have a tendency to go too quickly, you know?
- Look. - A fan?
We love Tom Brady.
What is this place?
I can do this. I can do this.
So where you headed?
Yeah, we'’re 80 - in people years. - Exactly!
- No, no. Where is that? - Okay.
No, for God'’s sakes, Mark.
Oh, well... [chuckles]
Yeah, exactly. Two touchdowns and two--So that'’s doable.
And I will keep them safe.
We'’ve got to find those tickets.
We'’ve got a great story.
Thank you so much,
[Lou] I'’m in a hotel room,
I should say the same to you.
Well, you gotta roll with the punches, you know.
Isn'’t that what friendship is?
Oh, Tom, come on.
Wow, this chapter is really good.
Who'’s the most responsible one?
- Oh, hi. - Trish!
You know, I'’m gonna head back to the hotel.
- More onion? Of course. - I think you'’re doing just fine.