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I don'’t know what'’s ahead for me,
I think maybe something came up.
No, for God'’s sakes, Mark.
I was in the garage, getting chips.
Yeah. I mean, he'’s right. Look, we'’re not playing.
How many reading glasses have you gone through this year?
[Maura] Here we go. This is it.
It'’s part of our core philosophy.
- No. Don'’t call him. - So who do you want me to call?
Ma'’am, we'’re not doing karaoke.
- More onion? Of course. - I think you'’re doing just fine.
Okay, look.
[Lou] I'’m in a hotel room,
I'’m on the ladder.
I'’m sitting here with someone'’s grandma.
We love Tom Brady.
I-- I'’m sorry. What?
[Trish] Um... [laughs]
[coach] Do our job now. Let'’s do our job!
At Sol Pulse PEMF Therapy
- Shh! Please, please. - Maura!
I am not going to read it.
We'’ve got a great story.
Well, good luck, Nana.
I'’m just saying just because I can solve a problem
...never been so-- - Sit down. - Tom, spank me.
- No, no. Where is that? - Okay.
Our final round,
Gotta play tougher. Harder, tougher everything.
Well, hi back to you.
[Marshawn Lynch'’s voice] You want some Skittles?
but honestly, I can'’t see myself throwing a pot.
'’cause he is on fire.
Who'’s the most responsible one?
That'’s what you do best.
[resident 2] Hello?
What did you mean when you said
I saw you on the Jumbotron.
And I will keep them safe.
[crowd cheers]
You know, I'’m tired.
[Brady] It'’s one of those moments
All right? But I don'’t have a bookie, so--Right.
There'’s always negative things.
[Lou] Oh, this is better than my wildest dreams.
Oh, really? Is it distracting?
One toot is enough.
this game of football,
In an hour.
There'’s-- No, really.
I know her!
You'’re also gonna need pants.
but at that moment,
We just find Guy.
- I'’ll be right out here. - Maura?
- No, no. Don'’t take them. - You'’re not going alone.
Maura, would you like some more brisket?
500 is my ceiling. It'’s my ceiling.
Y'’all ran out.
This thing has plenty of room.
What is this place?
[sighs]
We got the ball back.
If Tom Brady can make it to the Super Bowl,
- Yeah. - Oh.
Trish, you'’re in the dining room. Get the magazine.
I'’m in.
I hope that you feel like you used your time with him wisely,
Oh, thank you.
You'’re breaking her out, aren'’t you?
Lou, I'’ve got to get home before dinner.
Hold it together.
Yeah, exactly. Two touchdowns and two--So that'’s doable.
So where you headed?
Ugh. Charity poker.
of me winning this contest is very, very low...[Betty'’s husband] Honey!
Hi, honey.
[Lou] "We eventually got the remote working,
You'’re always pushing forward and doing new things.
[announcer] - Third and goal. - Breath!
- Saved our marriage. - Thanks.
I guess maybe this Super Bowl was never meant to be.
Why are we in cover one?
Shall we all - bring appetizers? - Why not?
When we come back from this,
Oh, my God.
Come on. We'’re not gonna give up.
"And it was then,
Whoa....ghost pepper, Teddy Bears Picnic.
Oh, Tom, come on.
Wow, this chapter is really good.
Oh, well... [chuckles]
We'’ve got to find those tickets.
- Look. - A fan?
I should say the same to you.
Uh-- [sighs]
- it on. - Wow.
New England recovers.
We need one for the thumb here.
What-- Sophie!
Isn'’t that what friendship is?
- Mmm. - But he just really liked feet.
Well, open it.
You know, I'’m gonna head back to the hotel.
[crowd cheering]
- Oh, hi. - Trish!
Pats Nation, welcome to Super Bowl LI.Welcome.
Well, that'’s ageist. Isn'’t it?
I'’m willing to go 100 per ticket.
- I can'’t read that. - Sleeping pills.
Reading glasses are designed to be lost.
as being the 199th draft pick
Sometimes I have a tendency to go too quickly, you know?
This has been the best weekend of my whole life.
[Betty] I'’m starving.[Trish gasps]
to our listeners at the Super Bowl.
'’cause you gotta remind yourself
Tom Brady, we love you! Look down there.
[exhales]
[jazz playing] Any requests?
[funky electronic music playing]
Technically, I took a sabbatical many years ago,
Thank you so much,
I have to stop falling in love.
Tight pants.
Well, you gotta roll with the punches, you know.
Yeah, we'’re 80 - in people years. - Exactly!
A whole bunch of Tom Brady wannabes did.
They just need badges like these dancers.
- I'’m so sorry. - You know, these things happen.
You heard that. We'’re gonna be right back.
Uh, if I'’m not mistaken, Mrs. Ledoux,
Yes, but doesn'’t this music make you want to dance?[grunts]
What a lovely name.
I can do this. I can do this.
Have you seen my watch?
It'’s the same thing.
I don'’t care how old they are.
- Whoa. No. - Hey. Wait.
Hrishi?
Are you playing poker right now?
- Let me see. - Mmm.
How high are you, Lou?