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[Lou] I'’m in a hotel room,
Reading glasses are designed to be lost.
- I'’m so sorry. - You know, these things happen.
as being the 199th draft pick
Maura, would you like some more brisket?
- Yeah. - Oh.
Y'’all ran out.
Wow, this chapter is really good.
What a lovely name.
Hold it together.
I'’m on the ladder.
What did you mean when you said
- More onion? Of course. - I think you'’re doing just fine.
- Oh, hi. - Trish!
Tight pants.
[crowd cheers]
Yeah, exactly. Two touchdowns and two--So that'’s doable.
Well, you gotta roll with the punches, you know.
Well, that'’s ageist. Isn'’t it?
'’cause he is on fire.
[resident 2] Hello?
but at that moment,
You'’re always pushing forward and doing new things.
Who'’s the most responsible one?
And I will keep them safe.
[announcer] - Third and goal. - Breath!
No, for God'’s sakes, Mark.
I'’m just saying just because I can solve a problem
If Tom Brady can make it to the Super Bowl,
I hope that you feel like you used your time with him wisely,
- I'’ll be right out here. - Maura?
Trish, you'’re in the dining room. Get the magazine.
[sighs]
You heard that. We'’re gonna be right back.
Oh, thank you.
500 is my ceiling. It'’s my ceiling.
I'’m willing to go 100 per ticket.
Oh, well... [chuckles]
[crowd cheering]
Oh, my God.
- No, no. Where is that? - Okay.
Isn'’t that what friendship is?
I am not going to read it.
'’cause you gotta remind yourself
[Betty] I'’m starving.[Trish gasps]
Pats Nation, welcome to Super Bowl LI.Welcome.
I know her!
We love Tom Brady.
- Whoa. No. - Hey. Wait.
[Maura] Here we go. This is it.
Shall we all - bring appetizers? - Why not?
I should say the same to you.
I don'’t know what'’s ahead for me,
Okay, look.
"And it was then,
Whoa....ghost pepper, Teddy Bears Picnic.
of me winning this contest is very, very low...[Betty'’s husband] Honey!
Yeah, we'’re 80 - in people years. - Exactly!
Oh, really? Is it distracting?
We got the ball back.
Well, good luck, Nana.
I saw you on the Jumbotron.
Hrishi?
We need one for the thumb here.
Hi, honey.
I guess maybe this Super Bowl was never meant to be.
This has been the best weekend of my whole life.
One toot is enough.
Are you playing poker right now?
[Trish] Um... [laughs]
They just need badges like these dancers.
Have you seen my watch?
How many reading glasses have you gone through this year?
Why are we in cover one?
this game of football,
This thing has plenty of room.
That'’s what you do best.
So where you headed?
You know, I'’m tired.
Well, open it.
We just find Guy.
- No, no. Don'’t take them. - You'’re not going alone.
- it on. - Wow.
- Look. - A fan?
[Marshawn Lynch'’s voice] You want some Skittles?
Sometimes I have a tendency to go too quickly, you know?
Yeah. I mean, he'’s right. Look, we'’re not playing.
New England recovers.
Uh-- [sighs]
to our listeners at the Super Bowl.
Come on. We'’re not gonna give up.
We'’ve got to find those tickets.
[funky electronic music playing]
What-- Sophie!
You'’re breaking her out, aren'’t you?
[coach] Do our job now. Let'’s do our job!
A whole bunch of Tom Brady wannabes did.
You'’re also gonna need pants.
I'’m sitting here with someone'’s grandma.
Technically, I took a sabbatical many years ago,
I can do this. I can do this.
[Lou] Oh, this is better than my wildest dreams.
- I can'’t read that. - Sleeping pills.
Gotta play tougher. Harder, tougher everything.
[jazz playing] Any requests?
We'’ve got a great story.
Our final round,
- Mmm. - But he just really liked feet.
[exhales]
...never been so-- - Sit down. - Tom, spank me.
I think maybe something came up.
- Saved our marriage. - Thanks.
Yes, but doesn'’t this music make you want to dance?[grunts]
[Lou] "We eventually got the remote working,
I was in the garage, getting chips.
I have to stop falling in love.
[Brady] It'’s one of those moments
When we come back from this,
It'’s the same thing.
I-- I'’m sorry. What?
Tom Brady, we love you! Look down there.
Ma'’am, we'’re not doing karaoke.
There'’s-- No, really.
Oh, Tom, come on.
- No. Don'’t call him. - So who do you want me to call?
Uh, if I'’m not mistaken, Mrs. Ledoux,
Ugh. Charity poker.
I'’m in.
At Sol Pulse PEMF Therapy
I don'’t care how old they are.
How high are you, Lou?
It'’s part of our core philosophy.
Well, hi back to you.
Lou, I'’ve got to get home before dinner.
but honestly, I can'’t see myself throwing a pot.
All right? But I don'’t have a bookie, so--Right.
- Shh! Please, please. - Maura!
Thank you so much,
- Let me see. - Mmm.
You know, I'’m gonna head back to the hotel.
What is this place?
There'’s always negative things.
In an hour.