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Have you seen my watch?
[announcer] - Third and goal. - Breath!
I'’m sitting here with someone'’s grandma.
[exhales]
You'’re breaking her out, aren'’t you?
- No. Don'’t call him. - So who do you want me to call?
[crowd cheering]
Isn'’t that what friendship is?
Ugh. Charity poker.
Tight pants.
You'’re also gonna need pants.
I guess maybe this Super Bowl was never meant to be.
Maura, would you like some more brisket?
Ma'’am, we'’re not doing karaoke.
Well, that'’s ageist. Isn'’t it?
Tom Brady, we love you! Look down there.
Reading glasses are designed to be lost.
Technically, I took a sabbatical many years ago,
Oh, thank you.
[coach] Do our job now. Let'’s do our job!
You heard that. We'’re gonna be right back.
Yes, but doesn'’t this music make you want to dance?[grunts]
but honestly, I can'’t see myself throwing a pot.
Oh, Tom, come on.
'’cause he is on fire.
Come on. We'’re not gonna give up.
If Tom Brady can make it to the Super Bowl,
Wow, this chapter is really good.
I don'’t care how old they are.
Oh, my God.
I don'’t know what'’s ahead for me,
[Lou] "We eventually got the remote working,
"And it was then,
[Maura] Here we go. This is it.
Hold it together.
[Trish] Um... [laughs]
[sighs]
to our listeners at the Super Bowl.
I know her!
- Let me see. - Mmm.
Well, you gotta roll with the punches, you know.
We need one for the thumb here.
I have to stop falling in love.
This has been the best weekend of my whole life.
And I will keep them safe.
So where you headed?
- No, no. Don'’t take them. - You'’re not going alone.
- I can'’t read that. - Sleeping pills.
Our final round,
We'’ve got a great story.
- Mmm. - But he just really liked feet.
- Look. - A fan?
New England recovers.
Yeah. I mean, he'’s right. Look, we'’re not playing.
What-- Sophie!
- I'’m so sorry. - You know, these things happen.
Why are we in cover one?
I hope that you feel like you used your time with him wisely,
It'’s part of our core philosophy.
...never been so-- - Sit down. - Tom, spank me.
A whole bunch of Tom Brady wannabes did.
this game of football,
Yeah, exactly. Two touchdowns and two--So that'’s doable.
I am not going to read it.
- I'’ll be right out here. - Maura?
[Marshawn Lynch'’s voice] You want some Skittles?
Y'’all ran out.
What did you mean when you said
Oh, really? Is it distracting?
[Lou] I'’m in a hotel room,
I'’m in.
I-- I'’m sorry. What?
- No, no. Where is that? - Okay.
Uh, if I'’m not mistaken, Mrs. Ledoux,
of me winning this contest is very, very low...[Betty'’s husband] Honey!
- Whoa. No. - Hey. Wait.
Gotta play tougher. Harder, tougher everything.
Are you playing poker right now?
Lou, I'’ve got to get home before dinner.
Thank you so much,
You'’re always pushing forward and doing new things.
We got the ball back.
In an hour.
Yeah, we'’re 80 - in people years. - Exactly!
One toot is enough.
Sometimes I have a tendency to go too quickly, you know?
What a lovely name.
- it on. - Wow.
All right? But I don'’t have a bookie, so--Right.
You know, I'’m tired.
[jazz playing] Any requests?
I can do this. I can do this.
I'’m willing to go 100 per ticket.
Uh-- [sighs]
What is this place?
How high are you, Lou?
We just find Guy.
[resident 2] Hello?
Whoa....ghost pepper, Teddy Bears Picnic.
Pats Nation, welcome to Super Bowl LI.Welcome.
- Saved our marriage. - Thanks.
Well, good luck, Nana.
Hrishi?
500 is my ceiling. It'’s my ceiling.
Well, hi back to you.
You know, I'’m gonna head back to the hotel.
- Shh! Please, please. - Maura!
[Brady] It'’s one of those moments
[Lou] Oh, this is better than my wildest dreams.
We'’ve got to find those tickets.
but at that moment,
- More onion? Of course. - I think you'’re doing just fine.
I think maybe something came up.
Well, open it.
When we come back from this,
Oh, well... [chuckles]
Trish, you'’re in the dining room. Get the magazine.
as being the 199th draft pick
It'’s the same thing.
'’cause you gotta remind yourself
Okay, look.
At Sol Pulse PEMF Therapy
That'’s what you do best.
[crowd cheers]
We love Tom Brady.
Shall we all - bring appetizers? - Why not?
I'’m just saying just because I can solve a problem
- Yeah. - Oh.
I'’m on the ladder.
This thing has plenty of room.
They just need badges like these dancers.
There'’s always negative things.
No, for God'’s sakes, Mark.
[Betty] I'’m starving.[Trish gasps]
There'’s-- No, really.
Who'’s the most responsible one?
I should say the same to you.
Hi, honey.
I was in the garage, getting chips.
[funky electronic music playing]
- Oh, hi. - Trish!
How many reading glasses have you gone through this year?
I saw you on the Jumbotron.