Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Um, I don't think I can. Listen to this.
I'm a selfish person. No, no,
You look great.
and assume I don't know what I'm talking about.
And you wore sweatpants. Let's go.
than his last nickname for me: Dr. Doughnuts.
What, more powerful than adamantium?
Thank you.
Oh, and Paul. Paul sucks, right?
So, guess what.
North side's all clear!
Next to a stranger?
from before I was pregnant?
Well, we missed our date night,
He's right.
What about Wonder Woman's bracelets?
if you press your upper lip hard enough,
You know, or maybe put me on thin ice at work.
Good. Bye.
I just got retweeted... by Patton Oswalt's brother.
I bet it was. I know you hate that.
the funniest thing happened today.
Why would I want to make anyone angry?
I mean, do you even know what a comet is?
and you smell like books.