Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Neil Gaiman tweeted about my store! What did he say?

get your mind out of the ancient Athenian gutter.

and if you want to take a picture, just push that button.

in alternate histories,

All right, let's not get hung up on semantics.

Sorry. All out.

Look at that! I discovered a comet! Oh!

and they sounded angry.

and you can stay home with the Internet and have romance.

Yeah, I'm gonna use Leonard's.

Like a funeral home that sells Pokémon cards.

(phone chimes) Who is that?

but I've learned that I can accept change.

Here's what's gonna happen.

Oh, yeah. How can I help you?

Stuart, you're supposed to be babysitting.

It was. But if it weren't for the crowds,

Actually, we can't. Why not?

My last big discovery was:

Are you kidding me?

Sure you can-- just pretend it's two or three doughnuts.

But she didn't discover it. Oh, come on,

Just let me... talk to Penny.

of my tenth birthday party to be!

"Great vibe, old school,

But it won't be with a Val Kilmer Batman figurine

Great. Let's look at some planets!

No. I liked the way the store was before.

I was being... I was being a jerk.

because they knew if they opened it up to the world,

you know she was a part of it.

Just look at her over there.

Well, it's not a competition,

How would you feel about an alternate history