Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Will you marry me? - Wha-

Go challenge him to a game of chance and win yourself an invitation.

Look, I know where this is going, but I'm saving myself for marriage.

But, sir, how do I get into the resort?

# Sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than #

And I was wondering, um, are you making so many bad movies at once...

Well look what the whore cat dragged in.. A whore.

# When there's no one around ##

Go for inspiration.

- Stan? - Yes, Sexpun?

more than a Holocaust movie about a mentally retarded boy with a cancer-riddled puppy!

So it's a B-plus right off the bat.

Here. Think about it. I'm gonna go hit the juice bar. You probably wouldn't like it.

What? Right. Look, there's no way to stop the film.

You'll never catch me!

Famine, war-Ahh.

Hello again, Mr. Smith.

- How bad can they really be? - His latest film is Bark of the Covenant.