Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well look what the whore cat dragged in.. A whore.

You'll never catch me!

# Sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than #

# When there's no one around ##

So it's a B-plus right off the bat.

Go for inspiration.

And I was wondering, um, are you making so many bad movies at once...

Go challenge him to a game of chance and win yourself an invitation.

But, sir, how do I get into the resort?

- How bad can they really be? - His latest film is Bark of the Covenant.

Hello again, Mr. Smith.

What? Right. Look, there's no way to stop the film.

Famine, war-Ahh.

Look, I know where this is going, but I'm saving myself for marriage.

- Will you marry me? - Wha-

Here. Think about it. I'm gonna go hit the juice bar. You probably wouldn't like it.

more than a Holocaust movie about a mentally retarded boy with a cancer-riddled puppy!

- Stan? - Yes, Sexpun?