Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You go first. - Thank you.
All aboard Tearjerker's Diabolical Plan Boat Tour.
Oscar, I- I have some bad news for you.
No, it's really them.
Just talk to him. And by talk, I really mean listen.
Your fiendish plan is working perfectly.
More quicksand, more death beams, and a bench in the shower.
So you've heard most of my brilliant scheme.
Yeah, see? If you were a woman, you'd have some pretty big cans by now.
It also stars Matthew McConaughey as Karen Allen.
Where is the wine?
Please hold your questions...
Mike, you ended the boat tour in my office?
- Do you get a good feeling from- - Are you a whore?
Good-bye, Professor. I'll weep for you.
So you think it was milk that made the McConaughey robot go crazy?
This is Tchochkie Schmear, a ruthless, international arms dealer...
And don't send your 20-year-old stoner son!
No!
Okay, Matt Damon and Lucy Liu, you're next.
- I don't get with no whore. - Another martini for Tearjerker.
Um, Tearjerker, something's wrong.
Because I thought we could be secret Asians.
Nobody needs America's help... until they need it.
'Cause sometimes I like to sit down.
I want to drive the truck! I want to drive the truck!
People worldwide are already crying hysterically.
As we speak, he is shooting 20 films, all with A-list celebrities.
It's like he's eating us. I bet we're delicious.
Skateboarding Grandma. Wait a second.
We need you to infiltrate the set and find out what he's up to.
I trust you'll enjoy my spa, Mr. Stan Smith of the C.I.A.