Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It also stars Matthew McConaughey as Karen Allen.
Oscar, I- I have some bad news for you.
Your fiendish plan is working perfectly.
Just talk to him. And by talk, I really mean listen.
Um, Tearjerker, something's wrong.
We need you to infiltrate the set and find out what he's up to.
Good-bye, Professor. I'll weep for you.
Because I thought we could be secret Asians.
As we speak, he is shooting 20 films, all with A-list celebrities.
Yeah, see? If you were a woman, you'd have some pretty big cans by now.
I want to drive the truck! I want to drive the truck!
Okay, Matt Damon and Lucy Liu, you're next.
- I don't get with no whore. - Another martini for Tearjerker.
Nobody needs America's help... until they need it.
So you think it was milk that made the McConaughey robot go crazy?
Where is the wine?
Skateboarding Grandma. Wait a second.
I trust you'll enjoy my spa, Mr. Stan Smith of the C.I.A.
This is Tchochkie Schmear, a ruthless, international arms dealer...
More quicksand, more death beams, and a bench in the shower.
All aboard Tearjerker's Diabolical Plan Boat Tour.
So you've heard most of my brilliant scheme.
Mike, you ended the boat tour in my office?
Please hold your questions...
No, it's really them.
People worldwide are already crying hysterically.
- Do you get a good feeling from- - Are you a whore?
It's like he's eating us. I bet we're delicious.
'Cause sometimes I like to sit down.
- You go first. - Thank you.
No!
And don't send your 20-year-old stoner son!