Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The spa is owned by mysterious business tycoon, Tearjerker.

I had a pickle an hour ago. Came with my Reuben.

Imagine seeing the four-hour director's cut.

Unacceptable. Get over here and fix it!

He was an alcoholic.

Now I bet you want to know what drove me to this.

# The tears of a clown #

'cause my roommate's mother is coming to take us out to dinner.

Your puppy has cancer.

With the robots making terrible films that no one would want to see...

- No. - If you ever become a robot, will you tell me?

So I swore that one day I'd make the whole world cry...

Mike, you're the worst contractor ever!

I want to play more, puppy!

You broke a pinky promise!

Huh, milk shake. So you're not a robot.

You're doing a crappy Tchochkie Schmear movie instead of working with Spielberg?

I love you, Stan Smith.

A film I just signed on to do with Spielberg.

It means he'll never not be retarded.

Tchochkie Schmear's got a project that's way better.