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I'm away!
My first audition was for the lead in a little movie called Monster's Ball.
Vroom-vroom! Vroom! Vroom-vroom!
Hi
Well, Professor, it appears your crappy robots still malfunction when they drink milk.
McConaughey can't have milk!
I remembered yours!
I mean, it's cool if you're a whore. But no right now.
- Me? - Bingo.
that your son is mentally retarded.
Oh, yeah! U.S.A. To the rescue!
And I love you, Sexpun Smith.
Why is everyone leaving? Why aren't they staying and dying?
In fact, you'll like it so much...
You are older than 15.
So before we have relations, we have to sanctify our union in the eyes of God.
Well, perhaps I can play you for an invitation. Name your game.
Sexpun, get those celebrities up here right away.
Then I'm gonna make love to you until you hate your vagina.
Mike your son is terrible at contracts
Go for Oscar Gold.
- Not really. I just need to know- - The year was 2002.
Sure.