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- Not really. I just need to know- - The year was 2002.
My first audition was for the lead in a little movie called Monster's Ball.
McConaughey can't have milk!
In fact, you'll like it so much...
Sexpun, get those celebrities up here right away.
I remembered yours!
that your son is mentally retarded.
Hi
Go for Oscar Gold.
I mean, it's cool if you're a whore. But no right now.
Well, Professor, it appears your crappy robots still malfunction when they drink milk.
So before we have relations, we have to sanctify our union in the eyes of God.
Vroom-vroom! Vroom! Vroom-vroom!
You are older than 15.
And I love you, Sexpun Smith.
Oh, yeah! U.S.A. To the rescue!
- Me? - Bingo.
Mike your son is terrible at contracts
I'm away!
Well, perhaps I can play you for an invitation. Name your game.
Then I'm gonna make love to you until you hate your vagina.
Why is everyone leaving? Why aren't they staying and dying?
Sure.