Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Black Christmas", "House of Wax", "The Fog", uh, "Piranha". It's one of those, right? Right?!
You just won't die, will ya? Who are you, Michael fucking Mayers? Yeah, I don't think so.
- Who are you calling? - Who am I speaking to?
- I think Charlie likes you. - And I like him. To tease, to torment, to make him squirm.
- She was standing right behind? - They always are.
- Can't this wait 45, I am running an event here. - M'am this is a police event now.
Oh my God. I love it.
When you tell someone you love her, and she gives you everything, and then you go out with someone else...
- She's not picking up. What's going on? - The killer called, he's coming after me. But he wants my family first.
- Well, I like Jigsaw. I think he kills people very creatively. - But she don't give a shit who dies...
I am not.
your ingenue days, they are over.
Uhm, we re watching Shaun of the Dead. - You know there's two zombies sitting outside your house in a car?
Allright then, I am going rogue. This is what I am good at, Dewey. This is what I know how to do.
- Yeah, they are cops. You wanna come up? - Angel of Death leave?
I am not trying to scare you.
- Why don't you come for me? You got the balls for that? - Oh, poor Sidney. You think this is all about you?
Here is my Woodsboro masquerade anniversary question: What is your favorite scary movie?
We re a sanctioned after school activity, one rung below the Glee club, two above Nintendo Wii Fit
It's for you.
I'm hanging up.
- You re over thinking it.- Am I or did you ever make it, just under think it, there's a reason i don't watch these movies?
- Jill, please... - Shut up! Dick.
Yeah!
For God's sake, it's a joke Trudie. It's probably Lexie or Karen.
- Give me that camera. - Stand back.
- Dork. - What?
- Name the remake of the groundbreaking horror movie in which the villain...
- No, no. I really want the location. - You know, it's kind of an underground thing. Email invites. Pretty secret.
Hey, Sid, I am sorry. I gotta do something...I am really sorry.
Oh, man...
Perkins?
- I mean, if it is him, I dunno. - What?
...in solving another series of these...
Yeah. One generation's tragedy is the next one's joke.
- She said you were the Angel of Death. - Look out!
That was awesome.
- Wait, I'm almost there. Just hang tight. - Kirby? This is making a move.
Oh, no, God, no. He's...Leave him alone!
- Copy that. We'll try to locate em. - I'm so sorry.
- You re fired. - Fired?
What? I mean, I saw Trevor kill her. - Look, we don't know yet. But she's hanging on.
Beyond Jamie Lee Curtis, forget Linda Blair, I mean, this is the ultimate.
Last two teenagers standing. This time Randy gets the girl. You're amazing. And you're the perfect victim.
...cos there's no character to fill a man. It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing.
- That's why I wrote this book. - Sidney Prescott, everybody. And rave reviews for her book, "Out of Darkness".
Sorry you can never get away from this.
- Hi. - Hi.
There's an old abandoned farm on 4th Dylan Road. Listen, I-I got it under surveillance, but I think the killer is about to make his move.
- What? - Just do what I say. Get under the bed and don't make a sound and don't come out till I come get you.
- Perkins, was there a window open on your last perimeter check? Perkins, come in. Over.
I'll be up in my cell, oh, I mean, my room.
Can we talk? Somebody cares about you over here you know?
- Well, delete him. - I did it, but he hacked its way back in.
- I know this one, you re not supposed to say that, are you? - Eh, new decade, new rules.