Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Excuse me, are you recording with that thing? - My video blog upload. He's webcasting right now.
What began as a day of remembrance, has ended with a serial murder.
All the plots are about trying to kill you.
"What do you think about my book, Rebecca?"
- Whoever this is. He's trying to do Ghostface. - He's being weird.
Promise me something. - Anything.
Ok, Cinema Club, we re not in session. Welcome. I'll tell you a little bit about ourselves.
Sidney!
- Forget it. Thanks for having faith in me! I gotta fix my equipment. - Gale!
it's been hard on her. Small town. Small town husband. Not much to write about.
- Sidney. Hi. - Hi.
Kate...
You said it, Charlie: Billy and Stu. Trevor and you.
Corrected by familiarrStrangerr
The problem of Sidney is she never gets laid. Or even a little shit faced once in a while.
Perfect. New work in progress, chapter 1.
- My God! Let me in! - Get away from the door, Charlie.
But then she threatened to sue em if they used the true story so they just started making stuff up.
- Ok. - Get up. Now!
-Are you ready to drink every time somebody screams the word.... - No!
I didn't text you. And I'll prove it!
- Shh...Jenny, is this you?
So, you do have to die Sid. Those are the rules. New movie, new franchise. There's only room for one lead and, let's face it,
- Show me. - Ok.
- And you care? - Don't you think it'd be a lot safer with me around?
In fact, the only surefire way to survive a modern horror movie, you pretty much have to be gay.
No, no, no, no, no!
Come on! Let's move in!
No. It doesn't matter to me anyways, mom doesn't let me go.
- What's going on? - Gale, this is police business. If you could just let us handle this.
- I cannot stand Jenny Randall... - Hello?
- Fired! - Fine.
that is not letting her go, that is dumping her. Ok? That's betrayal.
- You were my 90s! - Well, it's Gale Riley now.
- Ehi, please. - Shouldn't have killed all those people; Trev. Gone and put it on video even.
- Ten years. - Oh, just like your characters in Stab 3. Wow!
I gonna know fame like you never even dreamed of.
- That's Channing Tatum. - It is not. Is it?
- It will be. - These are innocent people.
Dead man walking.
She's so pretty. When you think about what she survived. She must have scars everywhere.
I was so not feeling Woodsboro. Was like lame PR, am I right? Well, fuck me wow! Best idea ever.
Two generations of cutting edge journalists intertwining our passions for media.
- Hey, are you ok? - You should look upstairs.
- Thank you. - Ok, we re gonna start the book signing in a sec, so buy your copies while they last.
- Yeah, we re gonna go scary: Saw IV. - Oh, I saw that in theaters. It sucks.
- Kate! - Sid?
- What movie? - Same one Marnie's in, only her part got cut way back.
No, no, no, no, no, don't. I just found Robbie. It's...It's just his blood, please.
She'll call me at 9 to apologize. Just watch.
I don't blame Gale, that's in the past. Now if I was a victim for too long, it was up to me to reinvent myself.
- Who is this? - Not an app.
- Hicks. What are you doing? - I just saw somebody coming around the side of the house.
Nice.