Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, well. Fine.
- Please, there is someone else out here. Let me in. - If you can't trust him, don't open the door.
- So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school? - Maybe.
Jill, you re gonna get that?
I told you, I heard something.
- Exactly. - Ok, no offense guys but I'm gonna put in Stab 7.
You saved my life last night. I mean, I know we re family but... you heard a thing on me.
You know, you learn the law when you watch the movies over and over.
- It's Charlie's phone. - Tell Sidney heads are gonna roll tonight. Tell Sidney it's all because of her.
Hey, someone! Get up to the top of the structure! Go! Go!
Good one, Marnie. Lights out, phone on the floor.
Oh, yeah? Who played Leatherface first? - Gunnar Hansen.
What if we could catch the killer, by working together?
- Crime scene. - Detach him right out of here. Everybody back. - Give me that camera. - Stand back.
What are you talking about? - It's a movie cop rule.
- Everything ok upstairs? - You re supposed to be out front, Perkins.
So, why are you so sure that the killer is working by the rules of a horror remake? - Well, the original Stab structure is pretty apparent.
Sure those cops wanted you to have this, Jill. For your protection.
- Name the movie that started the slasher craze: "Halloween", "Texas Chainsaw Massacre", "The Last House on the Left" or "Psycho"?
- Amber, you re not gonna believe this...
- Can you? - Yes, I can.
- Did I interrupt something for you? Shut the fuck up. - Who invited you, Trevor?
Nice...
Robbie!
- What is it say? - Just when you think they're all safe and comfortable in the house
- What? - Welcome home Sidney. Preview of coming events.
- Exactly. A party. Guaranteed third act main cast blood bath. - Fingers crossed on some nudity for a change.
That's like the natural next step in the psycho slasher innovation. I mean you film em all real time
I think that I have just enough time to slice someone open.
I am sorry about your publicist.
This time... he's making the movie.
- With your matching wounds. - Why, she was stabbed in the shoulder?
Jill can you give us a description...Over here...Jill...Jill, how does it feel to be a hero?...
- Uhm, ok, I mean, it's Friday. I am sure we re not the only party that's going on at Woodsboro.
We had the same Homeroom in. Drama club too. We were in Peter Pan together. I played a Lost Boy.
Your cousin. Last stop in a book tour, first stop in a road to a new life.
- Where is she? - The front door.
Sidney!
You forgot the first rule of remakes, Jill: Don't fuck with the original.
- Oh, God... - Nice one.
No offense but, that'd be a big deal for some of the club. A visit from Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.
It's the worst imitation I've ever heard, Jill. Speaking of Stab, you heard where the Stab- a- thon's gonna be at?
Woodsboro High may be in store for some geek history. We'll see.
- Hello? - What are you guys up to?
- Turn the fucking thing off. - Ok...
It's all so predictable. There's no element of surprise.
- And...May I ask what the hell are you doing here? - Why, didn't I find the after-party?
Cos all there are now are remakes. Only horror the studios green-light.
- What's your favorite scary movie? - Shut up!
- And get up. And keep your hands over your head. - Don't do anything stupi...
Hello?
I did.
This party is all about the Stab movies. Come on, how meta can you get?
As I was saying...my officers are hard at work.
So, Trevor called me last night.
- It was chaos. Utter chaos. - I can't believe that.
Ouh, this is Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer, here with the luscious Olivia "Don't look at my tits, I have a mind" Morris.
because it was a movie, and in real life it should never be.
- Stand back, Gale. Gale. - Just wanna see.
...Jill Roberts is her name. A name the whole world will now know...
It's those intense investigations that really bond relationships.
There is something real about a guy with a knife who just ... snaps.
She's gone at Kirby's. You gotta call her, get her back here. - Ok.
Alright...Get ready for a Hall Pass with Robbie Mercer extra. Now tonight, there is a good chance that Charlie Walker,
...cos there's no character to fill a man. It's just body parts whipping and blood spewing...
- It's Trudie. Who's this? - This is the last person you ever gonna see alive.
Excuse me. I have to geek out. I hadn't got a chance to say something earlier, but it's suck an honor to meet you.
- Ok... - I'm gonna enjoy blowing your head off.