Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I was so believable today, wasn't I? I mean, I told so many lies, I actually started to believe them. I really think that I was born for this.
What are you, deaf? Give me...your gun.
How do you handle it, people staring at you all the time? - People stare at me?
What's going on Dewey?
Speaking of which...Remind you of anything?
Yeah, I wish, right? Asshole.
- She wanna come up? - She fears the Reaper.
-What's going on over there? - Hang on one sec. What is he saying?
- Warm up question: Jason's weapon? - Uh, it's a machete.
We just want the community to know that we re very close to bringing this whole situation under control.
Easy.
- Is tonight? There's a killer out there patterning his murders after the original movie. - I know, it's pretty wild.
- Check the rooms, both sides and upstairs. - Yes Ma'm.
Ok. I'm on my way. - Yes, Sir.
If I ever write a book one day I'd, I'd want her to write it with me. It'd be a good team with our matching wounds and all.
Nooooooo!
- Not to implicate him... - Not to implicate me...
Don't freak out.
Sorry, it's just me. Look, I tried to call 911 with the land line instead, but someone smashed the router.
- Keep your pressure on it. - There's somebody back there.
- Thank you! Thank you. Gracias. Gracias. - Shhhh.
Kirby...
So sexy...
- Wrong number. - Who was that?
- Mind turning it off? A little old school, off the record? - Can't. Owe it to my audience.
Ok, I'm gonna get Jill, she should be in the same place. Just-just keep him on the phone, I'll be right back ok?
So, I'm taking questions.
He called you too?
Charlie, you wanna sit next to me?
- What, you re not gonna help you with this? - I can't.
- Where are you going? - To make sure the front door is locked.
- I mean, really? Dewey's wife? - My life is over.
- What about Sidney? - Hey, you know her, right? I am you're friends with her?
Any comment on the fact that these killings seem to resemble the pattern of the original Woodsboro murders?
You know what, I'll take the next perimeter. I'll be right back.
- Hoss! - Olivia!
Out the front.
- Where are you going? - To make sure the front door is locked.
- So you re ready for the Q&A? - Fuck you. Let's go.
- What? - Nothing, you just, ehm, you remind me of me.
Holy shit...
Kudos on being brave enough to drop off the professional map. Any plans on revitalizing your tarnished brand
Kirby? Kirby, come on, talk to me. This isn't funny! Kirby!
I am NOT the girl you cheat on.
- You were always so fucking special! Well, now I am the special one. - You'll slip, they always do.
Sid! Sidney!
Watch this. This is the part when, dear cousin, the cameras...turn off.
- Oh my God, Dewey. - Uh, what hit me?
- Completely unaware you exist. - No, man, she wants me.
- I am not Trevor. - W-What? I can barely hear you, Trevor.
- Hello? - Dewey!
- Forget watching Stab. You get to live it. - No, no, no, no, no. He's the expert, it's not me.
- "The Woodsboro murders" ended at a party, so in the remake... - ...The party is the false ending. New rules.