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now it's mine.
Ba --
Thomas. Thomas, keep the gun on him, he's definitely a criminal.
Can I get seven schnitzel burgers and a large sauer klopse, please?
The prawn doesn't really understand the concept of ownership of property.
That's good.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
This is The Snake.
This place is swarming with MNU.
to the little prawn eggs.
who would kill for this chance.
Arriving at location. Over.
How many moons does our planet have?
It has to be, keep looking.
Go, go, go.
See that? That's somebody's car in there.
- Hello? - Wikus?
I have money and I would like to buy some of those wea --
You fucker!
- I'm gonna have a look. - Just stay there. Right there.
Come here.
Nice background with the people.
What the fuck is that?
Where is your friend?
- The little ones. - That's why we abort.
Tell me where it is.
You know, this is amazing. I mean, this --
I love watching you prawns die
Hey. Smile for the cameras there, eh?
Hey! Hey, food sack, you can't eat that, man.
from Multi-National United for the past week.
That is not our technology?
You see this litter out here? This is dangerous conditions for your child.
We're starting to harvest material from the specimen.
Can you not fill my head with that sort of nonsense?
- On. - Open it.
Basically, a cow is hung from the ceiling, you can see.
Fuck you. Fuck you!
Smit.
- He doesn't look very well. - Are you all right?
He's going to destroy us.
What? What did you say about the fixing?
Going down. Four stories down.
I just need to hide here, sir, for five minutes. Okay? I just need to --
They've lost all of their leadership through, we presume, illness.
- Keep moving. - Cheeky bastard.
That's above the allocated amount of ammunition.
And we're not even going to charge you. Okay?
Focus. You're not going to fuck this up for me.
Please will you go?"
You don't have a choice. You have to sign the document.
Fuck it.
What's going on? What are you doing to him?
These aliens -- Prawns. -- they take my wife away.
- Pienaar? - Yeah.
- Hi, there. - Hey, it's nice to see you again.
Yeah, yeah. He got a bit close, he was prodding a prawn and he --
This is very illegal.
Okay, this is gonna be problems. All the prawns are coming out.
I don't think he can be forgiven. It was like a betrayal.
Okay, hold on.
Can I buy your burger, please? If I could just --
Over here, cunt. Come outside, you fucking alien. Come here.
You can't say they don't look like that. They look like prawns.
Fundiswa, you just stay back. You stay behind Thomas.
Release it near the aliens.
Yes, it's eviction notice.
Fall back, fall back, fall back.
and be able to shoot it. It didn't work like that.
Does it look like a hamburger shop?
Now you can take that. Okay, all right. Thomas. Thomas, wait. Take it easy.
- No, no. Don't split up. - Shit!
I've never seen anything like it. It's a beam of li --
Move. Get out. Get out!
Bring him to me.
Check these. Check these boxes.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
- I think I needed to cleanse. - Boss.
He's a very powerful underground figure in Johannesburg.
Okay. This is Wikus van de Merwe from MNU.
There are people out there, governments, corporations ...
For fuck's sakes. My men have done this a hundred times before.
We're getting reports of alien devices activating throughout the city.
Take the right flanks. Take that fucker down.
Do you hear that? That's a popping sound that you're hearing.
Where's the team now?
are flooding the streets, are pouring out of their offices.
In here?
And best of all ...
He shot at me.
Back up.
Decided not to use any anesthetic.
I know.
- Put it through. - Why are you doing that with the gun?
So we have to come there and say, "Listen, this is our land.
Accept the call.