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I can't wait to see our planet.
And fire.
-- holding stable in the Nigerian compound area.
Would you relax?
- MNU agent, come out. - Hello.
- He's not gonna talk. - Then just fucking kill him.
What I wanna do every time I see someone wear a mask
It took 20 years to collect that amount.
to use alien weaponry.
Father.
At first, a lot of attention was given to giving the aliens ...
Baby?
Look! I find some!
And what was speculated was that a command module had detached itself ...
I know you did.
Nothing. You must hide somewhere else.
Well, there was a terrorist attack, but I can assure you we've dealt with it.
-- now, and -- And it's hit the ground. A massive impact.
It's a silver cylinder.
- Blood pressure is way above normal. - Calm down.
You gonna just -- You gonna cut that part, Trent, out of this?
We'll cut that.
Waiting for some of the smoke to clear.
it is useless.
So again, looks like we have a -- Thomas, look sharp, eh?
I can't, it's too far.
Father!
One of the engines is billowing smoke. It's out of control.
I'm a fucking medical experiment, man.
It's in one of these.
in an attempt to remove all the aliens from their township.
Okay.
Show me your favorite hiding place.
Not a good idea.
Copy, control. No sign of the target. Moving to Sector 6.
We need some more light.
- Run! - You let me go.
You don't get anything until you pay.
I'll just stay here, Christopher. I'll just stay here in this shack.
They're loading him into a vehicle now and heading off.
Stay back, you fucker.
For 20 years you've had this fucking thing hidden down here. This is --
Now, I'm s --
There's weapons all over here.
I tell you before ...
Right. I wanna observe this one. You prod him.
where they sold cat food to the aliens for exorbitant prices.
Please, just go.
Okay.
The little guy, what's left of him, pops out there.
Don't play with these boys. He'll cut you in four pieces.
Move, move!
Holy shit.
He was on every radio station, every image on television.
Fuck off! Go!
Where's my wife?
This prawn hand into a human hand? You can make me human again?
I want that fucking hat
But his real value was that he could operate alien weaponry.
fucking creatures, man.
It's the sweetie man coming.
Stupid prawn. They'll believe anything.
The fixing. To fix me.
I think they must fix that ship and they must go.
- Drop your fucking knife! - Easy, easy.
At least they're keeping them separate from us.
Good. Thank you.
And what we do here at this department is ...
Fuck! The only one is the one I confiscated?
Don't make them angry. Be polite!
We're en route to MNU HQ with an ETA of five minutes.
All right, I'll tell you what, why don't we go --?
But it's not a weapon.
Where are they?
You have a car hijacking, there's a chop shop there.
Why must it take so long?
Hey, friend, not you. You stay here.
Oh, you bliksem.
- They want him alive. - Security breach, Level 4.
Okay, please, I need your help. Okay?
Fuck off! What are you watching, man? Fuck off!
No. No.
When dealing with aliens, try to be polite but firm.
They didn't even do a good job of hiding it.
- Are you okay? - Just a bit hot. Are you hot?
The government then established an aid group ...
I want to go home!
Give them one hundred cans.
but he was a wonderful son.
please contact us immediately on 0-800-STOP-WIKUS.
I had to put aside the fact that my daughter was married to Wikus.
It cures diabetes, all diseases.
Where is that fucking little runt?
Move it, move it.
Some sort of quite extraordinary light from the mother ship.
Trent, watch your head. Don't hit the cow's head.
The legality that MNU is using to evict the aliens is simply a whitewash.
without the ability to use them.
He knows what the fuck is up with that ship.
Hey. Come on.
The city has come to an absolute standstill.
of our right to evict.
- I tried to be fucking nice to you! - Hey.
You'll get us killed.
This little guy. Hello? Sorry.