Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My fleet will stand down
I am Lieutenant Commander Bortus.
Over our bloodied corpses.
What are we supposed to do
The shuttle just docked.
- Yes! The same. - What?
You have ignored our inquiries since we came aboard!
- Where is Bortus? - I am Bortus.
♪ Hey, little girl ♪
You are the problem.
I cannot believe you slept with that guy,
I wind up with the guy who you cheated with
If that's what you're comfortable with.
- How did you know about that? - You told me.
Shuttle bay reports the archaeologist is arriving now.
I had to give it my best shot.
Can I just say
Ancient DNA. Maybe 30,000 years old.
Yeah, maybe for you.
Sounds good.
Well, the first year's tough.
Bruidians, we have salt water for bathing in your quarters.
and if we find any residual DNA,
You're gonna wear that to drinks?
when you came on board. Talk.
♪ That's the way you need it ♪
that'll have to be cross-referenced
Is it your custom to ignore your guests?
What are you talking about?
You don't want any trouble. That is...
My species reproduces by mitosis.
If either species' DNA signature is found,
Commander Grayson, everybody.
I've heard this story, like, a thousand times.
Ugh. I'm always on the bridge.
I won't bug you again.
Want to go for a swim?
for the 900th time somehow gonna make a difference?
we'd love you to take one last run at informal peace talks.
Okay, what the hell's going on here?
my Interspecies Diplomacy professor bragging
I'm not into him, okay?
are each going to send an ambassador and staff.
all I could think about was how badly I messed up with Ed.
to the conference room.
You know? Darulio has such great style,
I really think now's the time for that mediation.
Your Union has been entirely useless in this affair.
Now get over here.
a partial barrier between the two fleets.
go bananas on those M&M's, huh?
- My God, that is hilarious. - Well, it's too bad,
No, no. Your timing was actually perfect.
Your quarters are right next to the lab.
Guys, guys, relax, okay?
Why haven't you called me back?
But I'd love to show you something first.