Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

the main thing is that you said it...

So did she. Let's get the fuck out of here.

These guys are confident.

Hey. Hey, that's my phone. He has my phone.

Oh, shit. It's a cult. It's a fucking cult.

You're gonna see a big old bag there. Fill it up.

Didn't wanna just use our phones?

- New Beanie Babies, makes no sense. - Battlestar Galactica.

- Where have you been all night? - Here's what happened.

They basically look like potatoes with arms.

- Ha, ha. - What the fuck is the chuckles about?

So that's the heart.

Uh, let's think it over. Of course.

...the police will lose the signal from his wire.

Who's having fun, huh?

- Nice to see you. - Classy handshake.

Y’all gotta change that name

What's up? I'm off the hook? No more white-whale business? Or any of that?

You gotta stick with it.

- Don't... - Goddamn it.

- The deal. Gotta take it. - We should take it.

...the drop might go south, and that guy would kill y'all. by a monster

and sees us, we're in prison right now.

Fucking McDonald's.

It's not a spy store. It's a convenience store.

we’ve got a video of marcos eating a mans ass

- Oh, we're busted. - Busted? Oh, my God.

At one point of the night, you'd better make sure that, that one is in this one.

- Not now. - He said, Dale, start the gas.

Knock down the old gray wall

We can only hope.

- No. It's very early. - No for us. Sorry.

- Well, again, uh... - No résumé at all.

We're looking at all 100s.

Fuck you Roz No one likes you anyway!

So long as nothing is done in a cheap or degrading way.

Keep your toes. Time to call it off.

We wait for him to go to bed. Dale starts the gas. I've got the ransom note.

Stockholm Syndrome's when you bond with your captors.

We were all working at pretty terrible jobs for some awful bosses.

Come on. It's just material things. Can't take it with you.

You have 24 hours.

Y'all gotta change that name.

That movie introduced us to Sandy Bullock.

We're gonna go in, tell him cops were never part of this plan...

Fuck out of here, Jane Fonda.

- Sounded like he said cancel the order. - What?

- Is he telling a joke? - Is something funny?

I tried to tell them to stop, and they started crying.

This is way better.

Unless Dale plows me.

- Was the dick on top of my head? - Makes no sense.

- Oh, my God. - Wait, hold...

Come on, this guy's a master business prick.

Don't say my name, Kurt.

- No accents. That's ridiculous. - That's a great idea, Kurty.

Not long enough to trace the call.

...with a gun you stole from my room when you abducted me.

Well, I got a little lost with all their yammering, but pretty sure.

- You don't look tired. - I'm fine.

Yeah. I know I dragged you guys into this, but I'm not sorry.

Are you gonna leave this mess in the bottom of my sink?

You fucking bitch.

- He knows. - He knows. He knows.

Did you see the free cookies?

You fuckers have some low-hanging balls. I mean it. I'm impressed.

Dude. Oh, my God.

- How do you...? - Voodoo. Voodoo?

We need to talk to somebody legitimate.

Should I be on the phone if I'm taking notes?

- You don't have the balls. - Yeah, he does. He got big old balls.

- Us? All of us? - No.

- Do you have the keys? - Here you go.

Hopefully he's hearing a voice like that when he reads.

There's plenty that could be done, but you won't do it.

Hmm. Well, uh, first time on the slopes, so I'm gonna stay off the black diamond.

Doesn't matter what you do, girl

So you wanna use the ransom... What is it?

You're Always Fighting. I Love It.

Oh, boy. That song. I can't hear that now. Just put it on vibrate.

...and the shit ends now. Let's do it.

Look what came. Who wants some tequila?

- Back to being cogs in the machine. - Cogs. Cogs, dude.

Please don't talk like that. Come on, let's go.

Says he knows he's in trouble.

Wait, hold on. Oh, hey. steam Train.

You got it. Take your time. I'll be over here.

Doctors are gonna let you out.

Why are we even doing this T

Shut the fuck up.

We got arrested for a long list of felonies.

- I feel like you did. - I'm sure I did.

- Super touchy-feely lately. - I can't process this. This is too much.

- That's interesting. - You have keys to the office?

Don't worry. We're gonna get you fixed up.

Anyway, so, what's even going on?

- I know, I just thought, you know... - Bert Hanson.

There's police everywhere. We're not gonna get away.

...I can provide you something that's very meaningful, long-lasting.

- No, no. - Murder! Yes.

...you're all fucking morons.

We had a business disagreement.

- Don't make me use this six-shooter. - Man's got a shooter.

I'm gonna find Dr. Mike, tell him you're talking.

- I overreacted. It's not even sharp. - Adrenaline.

- Who? - Motherfucker Jones.

I know. Are you kidding me? Poor, poor guy.

All right, we're on our way to you. Chickens have left the pot. My God, my God.

Every time you guys come here, you're like, We're a bunch of happy-go-lucky guys.

Come on, Dale, this pussy isn't gonna eat itself.

- So, uh, thank you, but adios. - Yeah. Heh.

This is the goddamn drop.

Hang on. Three million dollars? We'll take that.

It's true, Dale. Coma boners.

Oh, Dad, that is a hell of a fucking play.

Look how blue his eyes get when he's crying.

I mean also, not the sequel.

Guys, that was great.

However the fuck you spell it. You know what

Okay, I got it. - Wow.

- Options are... - Legal options.

- The cell phone. Give me the cell phone. - Throw the phone to him.

In minutes, the police will be down here and

Oh, my God. I forgot to call her. Uh, hi, honey.

You've been drifting in and out. Nice to hear you talking.

- The American dream and hard work. - All bullshit?

So just as the cops are starting to sweat...

Is vagina with a G or a J?

That's a good point. That's true. I could use money.