Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Thanks but no thanks.

...Something that happened to them this week.

I'm gonna go with a maid.

Really? Because Find My iPhone said you weren't at the office.

I wanna dig in on the one-time fee because...

Want the marker? Give me $500,000, that's what we need.

I did say handsome fee, right?

Big mouth. Nothing behind it.

- What's happening? - Oh, boy.

We need to find someone who can get us our company back.

You sneak into his crib at night.

- I picked this song to inspire us. - It's not inspiring me.

- Look who's here. - Oh, my gosh. He's talking.

- They switched pants! - Yeah. They got it.

I got it. - Yeah?

...it flows from this place of deep tenderness, you know?

I gotta call you back.

The 2 is slow-and-go to the 5. A Sig Alert is bogging down the l-10.

Don't lose the train.

Now, that is the kind of cool shit you have to look forward to.

- We'll be as sensitive as Dr. Phil. - I don't know if I can fuck this woman.

We're currently renting.

- Nick? - Oh, well...

I hope this doesn't sound cocky. I think we're really good at this.

Where do you think she learned it?

- Nobody gets hurt. - I always wanted to make a ransom note.

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Yeah, get them nice and clean, you son of a bitch.

- Okay, but hear us out about festering. - Like you can't have a conversation.

But it just water.

Boy, it sounds awesome, but there's no way to get it done.

I can't take you to the next scene any better than that. I can't.

I'm positive I'm not hearing that right.

- Cocks. - Oh, yeah. Well...

I could pinch-plow. I got a real green thumb.

But then when Dad called the cops and proved he doesn't give a fuck about me...

- What? - You're the boss. It's sexual harassment.

- You gotta go? - Yeah.

Now, listen, I need you to proceed to the Mandrake Hotel.

Either this ends right now, or it ends with bullets in your skulls.

- Yes, sir. - Yeah. We are, sir.

Take, take, take from the people who earn their money honestly.

Mowgli: Legend of the Jungle

- What the fuck is that? - You said no idea was a bad idea.

- No. First, the man kidnapped himself. - That's right.

- Well, if you'd let me finish... - So you did eat that cock.

Give us one second.

- What are you doing? - You're supposed to go under the bridge.

Don't need it. Your eyes speak. You seem honest.

- And I love it. - Yeah.

I’m not giving him this. This is a Tag Heuer.

You don't know shit about kidnapping.

- Check it. - It's the same ringtone, sir.

So we'll rig a bus so that when it goes below 50 miles an hour, it blows up.

- That couldn't be more annoying. - I'm not trying to be annoying.

You talk about how you and your wife fucked and made three potatoes with arms.

- Yeah. - Is that what he said?

What's that, now?

Stop talking. Stop talking.

- Oh, my God. - Oh, wow.

You've done plenty, plenty of talking.

Chugging one after the other. Sometimes double-fisted, just:

- Wait. What if he's in there? - Oh, yeah.

Your wife is so understanding and caring.

I just wanna hear you say it.

Nice. Let's go.

This fucking guy took everything from me. Calm down, Dale? No.

You know what? You're right. We're not boss material.

And things didn't shake out too well for you boys.

Oh, my God. Goddamn, that was great. Food for the soul.

I wish you were there to read it. Sounds scary in that voice.

It is a lot of freight.

- Don't roll over and die. - You gotta be careful.

- This guy doesn't quit. - He's incredibly resilient.

Bert has Kurt's phone with our contact information on it.

Face, butt, puss

- Fine, just be quiet. Okay, okay. - Let me just wash them. I'll feel better.

Well, tell you what, Tiffany. You're hired.

You know, when you're raised by Bert Hanson...

Right. We wanna handle all the manufacturing

Weapons tight. Eyes on.

- All here. Let's go. - Ah!

Do you mean aluminum?

- Here we go. - Oh, shit.

I'm gonna call the police and send you to jail.

You're fucking criminals. You've tried to kill your bosses.

...we've hit a rough patch. He's refusing to cover some of my expenses.

Her affliction?

Boy, he shined a light on that, didn't he? That's true. You're absolutely right.

I didn't wanna say anything, but way better than murder.

Is that a Sharpie?

Boy, I'd love it if you'd stop saying my name.

- Nobody gets hurt. - He is the kid of Bert.

I think I'll take it from here, okay?

- I was honoring your potential death. - Honoring us?

You staying at the hotel, or is this your hotel? You staying here?

...and call the police.

Call coming in. Roar by Katy Perry.

- You know, no harm, no foul, right? - Yeah, yeah.

- Hi, boys. - Oh, hi.

Yeah, you brought me back here.

- Room for improvement. - We can do better.

- It's a bust. - It's locked.

I'm willing to make love to her, if that's required.

Get that chair ready. I'm gonna take a tinkle.

- But I won't have this conversation. - Please, I'm Lily Tomlin, if anybody is.

Uh, my sex-addiction group met here at 8.

...they've been kidnapped?

Hmm. That's great. That makes total sense.

This is a great idea. How do you think they mow this?

Hey, there she is. - Boys.

My performance? What about yours? You were so in the moment.

That's a good point. Good point.

That's how you lose the cops.

- I'm proud of you. - Thanks, man.

- That's a blessing. - Yeah, well, he has triplets.

Oh, great, yeah.

He was supposed to be tied up to that chair.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Kim. Kimbo.

Aren't we dressed as bellhops when we escape with the money?

- You're asking if I sucked it? - I know you sucked it.

We're trying to do a super cool slow-mo walk.

And easy, and nothing sexual is even happening here.

Us Butt, face, puss

Did you know that when men are in a coma they can still get an erection?

What do you think? Should I beat myself up more?

- Right. - You got an African-American belly?

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- Ah, fuck. - Fuck.

- Shit. - This is the wrong way.

- I don't know. It's blocked. - Oh, no.

I'm talking about, you fuck each other to death.

- Yeah, but the gun's not loaded, right? - Of course not. Nobody gets hurt, come on.