Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Maybe some alone time would be helpful.

And in such a scenario, you'd rather me have the cash than him.

Beverly Hills Chihuahua

Five million dollars is nothing to him.

- Yeah, you abducted me. - We did not.

I'm gonna think up one real quick and lay it on you.

What are we, samurai?

- Yeah. - And they seem happy.

You have the right to an attorney, asshole. You have...

It looked so good on paper.

We're ghosts. We don't even exist.

He called the police anyway.

Because you're not a jungle cat, and it's stupid as shit.

- A lot better than murder. - We found our groove.

I was a little insulted you only asked for

But when he arrives, instead of finding a bag he finds you three.

- I'm getting that taste, Nick. - They're fucking dead!

Well, then I would marry Peter, kill Bobby, and fuck Greg.

We got you a little cake that says, Thanks for believing in us!

- It's a classy move. - I don't know this move. Let me see.

- Who is this? The secretary? - Accent. Yeah.

Now it's on my jacket.

Yeah. Anytime you want. Don't worry, because

No, I can't do that. I can't do that.

All right, glue stick, and I'm gonna lock this in.

No, that's the wrong answer. The right answer is because...

- Shut up and let him share. You ate it? - Please say yes.

- Yes, we do. - Excellent.

- I like baseball. I wear pants. - Yup.

When stabbed my face turns blue and make me feel lik a glove

The bank foreclosed a couple days ago.

Empty shriveled sacs. They're shriveled. I should know that just looking at you.

Hmm? Right. You can't even tell at that age.

...then we're in it to win it.

- That's right. - Right? Being our own bosses.

Slip him a mickey.

we’ve got a video of marcos eating a mans ass? prove it? show me

We're extremely good at it.

Howl's Moving Castle

That's you, Dale.

The Blade has acquired the target.

- Dale, just do what he says. - Ah, for chrissake.

- That's kidnapping.

I think we were. Two 14-year-old boys at camp...

So now what? What do we do?

- They wear pink! - Calm him down.

He's walking away from me. He might have been a bad hire.

I'll take one. Sure.

This is just a problem. That means all we gotta do is come up with a solution.

Good, well, we were just trying to be funny.

- What thing? What are you talking about? - I'm not sure what you mean.

Cuff this crazy asshole. And beat the shit out of him while you're at it.

- Yeah, see? Right there? - Goddamn it.

- How much? - Nine bucks a pair.

- You did. - That was not supposed to be loaded.

Go ahead. Call them. We never kidnapped you.

- I say we bet on ourselves. - Me too.

- I don't think that we have. - Not our guy.

That's a tough one. And you can't fuck all three, right?

You thought I was such a bad boss.

- Where's Motherfucker? - I don't know.

Why don't we step outside, give him a minute?

Your phone. Answer your phone.

I think he said no.

The look on your... Look at this.

That's art. That's good art.

- Not it. Not it. Not my toe. - No one's toe.

...start me off with three locations.

Please. Mr. Jones? That's my daddy.

When your homie is in the Gulag

Okay. I'll put this on the...

It's nice to have fresh blood in the group.

...Edisons who've created a new shower gadget they hope to really clean up with.

Boys, I hate to break it to you, but the American dream, it's made in China.

- I'm not down with kid shit either. - Yeah, none of us are.

I can just drive right home.

- I mean, that is rough. Rough. - Are you guys shitting me in there?

And we're out. Very good, guys. We're back in 90 seconds.

I have the same ringtone. It's an inspiring ringtone.

Permanently on the board now.

I've got quite an impressive trophy room filled with cocks.

The three of you walked in with smiles on your fucking pathetic faces.

Ooh. We don't wanna use real names if we're using code names, Dale.

Okay. All right. Hey. I'll also take that

I have to agree with Nick.

phone you took from the bottom of that bench.

- It's never good advice. - I can't find the advice.

be sitting poolside, splitting up the cash.

- She's a national treasure. - Two national treasures.

Since I was 11 years old.

- We can't trust this guy. - You can trust me.

By the way, what the hell were you doing back

...in our rope inventory.

- Dale Arbus. - Pleasure to meet you, man.

And at night, when I close my eyes...

Guess who's got the gun now.

All right, let's not chitchat now. The man does have a gun.

Oh, my God. The best.

Shower Daddy is worse on every level.

We'll take half. Half is fine. Can we have half?

Fucking Gulfstream

...stake your claim.

- We beat him. - Hey.

But I guess it's worth more to him than my life.

What the fuck does that...? What were you doing in the garage?

outline of, say, a circumcised helmet?

- Why are your eyes saying the N word? - Klan eyes.

- Hide, hide, hide. - I am fucked.

Marry Crackle, fuck Snap, kill Pop. Right?

But there's good news. The guy who

...and I will buy all of those units at auction for pennies on the dollar.

Can we get some help here?

That’s good art.

I mean, come on. Duh.

No police. Aah!

Yeah, that'll do it. Okay, can I read you what I got right now?

Things got broken.

- Kurt. - Kill these motherfuckers.

Hold the line It probably needs...

- Nick. Nick. - I don't know.

Hey. Listen. Keep it together.

I'm booking a spa day for me and Stacy.

- We're fucking doing it again! - That's the Chicago way!

If you'd get your thumb off the fucking button and...

- Dale. - Oh, I'm shot.

- Because you have no balls. - I see.

No matter what you do

- All right, let's discuss our options. - Breathe, and go.

Why are we on walkie-talkies in the same room?

God, grant us...

- Imagine having your own cool shit. - But look at this place.

- We're, uh, betting on ourselves. - Is that right?

- Hmm. - I don't wanna commit adultery on my wife.

- Don't, don't, don't. - Come on. Joke's over.

Long story. Anyway, your timing could not have been better. Is this a fucking marlin?

I cannot go in the puss. That'll make me the most guilty.