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Where you going? Come back here. Come over here. We're going this way.
- Keep it respectful. Sorry. - Are you kidding me?
I just can't say it.
Go to the bench on the 4th Street Bridge to make the drop.
PADDINGTON PADDINGTON 2 PADDINGTON IN PERU
And...?
So I think the best thing to do is just to pull the plug...
- There's plots. - For money.
Oh, my God, Dale, stop.
- How do you figure that? - Either locked or unlocked.
Son of a bitch.
Alright I'll See Ya
- No, I... Right. Sorry. - Thanks, man.
I can't believe you're buying that acting. I mean, it's good, but...
What's the point of being boss if you can't stock the pond?
Listen. He's being so protective.
- Let's make the phone call. - It was lost on me.
You don't have to be afraid. You're safe here.
- Take it easy. Take it easy. - I got it. Hey.
Oh, he got her to go back.
- I'm trying to have fun. - It's annoying.
I'm sorry, sir.
- Nick Hendricks. - Nick, pleasure.
Rex. No call for this MTV showboating. They're aware of their defeat.
Kim? You here?
Let's just do what we gotta do, do it confidently and, uh, we should be fine.
Stop, this is gonna be easy. You have to calm down.
First we're gonna tie up Rex...
Remember sexual harassment? I tried to kill my boss. Ring a bell?
- Oh, no. - Dude, your face...
Do me a favor. Hurry up.
The police are sending everyone they've got to watch the bridge.
Ah, fuck. Fucking idiots.
I've been keeping my eye on you since you broke into my office.
Let me ask you a question.
Yes. Let's go show him these great numbers too.
- But then we had the idea to not do it. - Yeah, exactly.
- Oh, right. - That'll work.
- A hundred-thousand Shower Buddies? - Whoa. Ha!
Things are good. Hey, can you not say my name over the radio, please?
Terrible. You don't look like Bert, you look like Mark Twain.
There. There. There.
Okay. First we tie up Rex in one of those abandoned warehouses off 3rd.
Oh. That was embarrassing.
- That's a big fucking hole. - Yeah.
That's where I should be.
The Shower Pal.
Didn't wanna hold onto that for two more minutes?
I still have the cash and I'm heading to the drop.
Takes some serious balls to walk away from 3 million bucks.
No one's going to prison.
Dale?
- We went 500 grand in the hole. - We were in business.
- Oh! Turn up this song. I love this one. - We're doing this thing.
Okay, uh, maybe someone else should share.
- No. - We're all gonna die.
discover that you killed my poor father...
- I'm not gonna fuck anyone. - Thank you.
Boy, look what we got.
- I mean, if you'll have us. - Thank you.
It's P-H-A-T-B-A-L-L... ...L-L-Z...
- We're in there. - Don't.
- Why are you here? What do you want? - I think you know what I want.
I wouldn't be surprised if he gives us a membership.
Oh, fuck you, Roz. No one likes you anyway.
You came up with going into the garage, losing the signal.
Do it. Do it.
- We gotta go. - Thought you were gay.
The Shower Buddy?
Hey. We're back. We'll stay here...
Cops will stay with the money, wait for the kidnappers to receive the drop.
- I don't know my number. - I don't know. I never call myself.
You think I was gonna fire you on your fucking birthday?
You're gonna make 100,000 Shower Buddies?
Oh, shit. Good luck talking to the cops. You have your dad's blood all over... Oh!
Word.
But why little boy? Makes him sound 6.
We didn't kill anybody. I swear to God.
Call coming in. Roar by Katy Perry.
Kurt, what are you? A 32 waist?
If you don't buy, we are ruined.
- That's a bank. - They won't balk at giving you a loan...
Oh, yeah. It's a good point. Very smart.
We'll be in touch.
Why don't you set the food up over there? And we'll circle these chairs around.
carry that weight nemo the Clownfish. dory The blue Tank!
- We're not supposed to lose the cops. - Don't lose the cops.
...most of your friends are shitheads.
Dale, buddy, you okay? Hey.
Oh, you can do that on me.
- What do you mean? You just... - You get zip ties.
Come on Dale This pussy isn't going to eat itself
- Sorry, I always flush. - It's all right.
I got a magazine to cut up the ransom note.
Girls. I have three girls, dude.
is that sack of cash. Now, get it over here.
I have an idea. Why don't you try a suicide pact?
And we have it. You don't.
- Go, go, just pee. - It's gonna make too much noise.
- It's over. Let's go. - Where you going?
- Yeah. Here we go. - Oh, here it comes.
Uh-huh. Thank you. We're very proud of the product.
And we wait for that money train to roll in.
I'm not in love with her. That's ridiculous.
Who said anything about kidnapping?
- There was a struggle. - Oh, shit. Come on, man.
Sorry. I just have good hands. Fuck. Hang on a second.
What do you know about executing a kidnapping?
Rich motherfucking, overprivileged, fucking assholes.
- Is that what they're called? - That's right. Singlets.
Man. You should've seen your faces right now...
- Let's just go in. Be calm and be cool. - Shit.
- Did you get scissors? - I got some scissors.
Uh, I'm coming in at you with The Majestic Lion. I'm gonna be The Majestic Lion.
Nick. Nick. Come on.
This might be our shot.
When MAGA followers Explain Anything
- What do you mean? - That's not my fault.
it's time we all go beg for our jobs back.
- I got mine. - We should put them on.
Don't poke holes in everything. I'm trying to help out.
- You want the answer? - Give it to me.
- Hey. Hey, he's not here. - What?
- We're not doing crime. - Not our thing.
Later, you idiot. Turn that off. We can't have the gas in here.
...I built this company from the bottom up here in America.
See how many crackers line up to get that Captain Crunch-covered freezing shit?
god that was gross
You're right. There's other things people have done.
What?
- Ah. See? Told you it was a saying. - Wow.
I mean, I wake up, I find you three in my closet...
...and these gentlemen here will take over manufacturing of our new product:
Sorry.
- Get out of the car. - Easy.
Okay, great, I'll get ahold of you.
l... I don't know. But, I mean, if he is...
And where does she go now?
Don't you throw it at me. You slide it. Do it again.
be triggered out of the showerhead...
- Do you watch the news? - My apologies.
...when I can inherit all of them and you guys can take the fall?
Says here you've been convicted of a felony.
You were down there to steal the ransom money.
Kurt.
First we're gonna tie up Rex... Fuck off, everyone.
Uh, this here's the gents what got your young'un and all.
Did you suck that cock like a Bomb Pop down to the blue?
At first I was just gonna take all the money and throw you guys under the bus.
Uh, we assumed that we were dealing with somebody who was ethical...
I think he's gonna be flipping out to see us out on his course.
- Nice, clean lines, little pops of color. - Let's go.