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First we're gonna tie up Rex...
it's time we all go beg for our jobs back.
Come on Dale This pussy isn't going to eat itself
- Let's just go in. Be calm and be cool. - Shit.
Dale?
- I'm trying to have fun. - It's annoying.
Oh, he got her to go back.
Call coming in. Roar by Katy Perry.
Son of a bitch.
Uh-huh. Thank you. We're very proud of the product.
Word.
We didn't kill anybody. I swear to God.
carry that weight nemo the Clownfish. dory The blue Tank!
- Oh! Turn up this song. I love this one. - We're doing this thing.
And we wait for that money train to roll in.
Go to the bench on the 4th Street Bridge to make the drop.
is that sack of cash. Now, get it over here.
Boy, look what we got.
- I got mine. - We should put them on.
- What do you mean? - That's not my fault.
There. There. There.
So I think the best thing to do is just to pull the plug...
Okay. First we tie up Rex in one of those abandoned warehouses off 3rd.
I can't believe you're buying that acting. I mean, it's good, but...
Ah, fuck. Fucking idiots.
Uh, I'm coming in at you with The Majestic Lion. I'm gonna be The Majestic Lion.
...most of your friends are shitheads.
Kim? You here?
The Shower Pal.
- No, I... Right. Sorry. - Thanks, man.
Man. You should've seen your faces right now...
Where you going? Come back here. Come over here. We're going this way.
And we have it. You don't.
But why little boy? Makes him sound 6.
Remember sexual harassment? I tried to kill my boss. Ring a bell?
- Nice, clean lines, little pops of color. - Let's go.
- I mean, if you'll have us. - Thank you.
- Did you get scissors? - I got some scissors.
Rich motherfucking, overprivileged, fucking assholes.
And...?
I've been keeping my eye on you since you broke into my office.
...and these gentlemen here will take over manufacturing of our new product:
Sorry.
Why don't you set the food up over there? And we'll circle these chairs around.
- We're in there. - Don't.
- Why are you here? What do you want? - I think you know what I want.
Terrible. You don't look like Bert, you look like Mark Twain.
I just can't say it.
You don't have to be afraid. You're safe here.
Says here you've been convicted of a felony.
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- We're not doing crime. - Not our thing.
- Hey. Hey, he's not here. - What?
- Get out of the car. - Easy.
Stop, this is gonna be easy. You have to calm down.
- We went 500 grand in the hole. - We were in business.
Okay, uh, maybe someone else should share.
Don't you throw it at me. You slide it. Do it again.
- But then we had the idea to not do it. - Yeah, exactly.
- Keep it respectful. Sorry. - Are you kidding me?
Nick. Nick. Come on.
See how many crackers line up to get that Captain Crunch-covered freezing shit?
god that was gross
Did you suck that cock like a Bomb Pop down to the blue?
I'm not in love with her. That's ridiculous.
I mean, I wake up, I find you three in my closet...
No one's going to prison.
First we're gonna tie up Rex... Fuck off, everyone.
I got a magazine to cut up the ransom note.
- Let's make the phone call. - It was lost on me.
- Oh, no. - Dude, your face...
And where does she go now?
At first I was just gonna take all the money and throw you guys under the bus.
Oh, you can do that on me.
- There was a struggle. - Oh, shit. Come on, man.
discover that you killed my poor father...
Listen. He's being so protective.
If you don't buy, we are ruined.
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I think he's gonna be flipping out to see us out on his course.
- A hundred-thousand Shower Buddies? - Whoa. Ha!
- Oh, right. - That'll work.
- Take it easy. Take it easy. - I got it. Hey.
Cops will stay with the money, wait for the kidnappers to receive the drop.
Didn't wanna hold onto that for two more minutes?
You came up with going into the garage, losing the signal.
Let's just do what we gotta do, do it confidently and, uh, we should be fine.
- There's plots. - For money.
We'll be in touch.
- We're not supposed to lose the cops. - Don't lose the cops.
Oh, my God, Dale, stop.
Kurt.
Do me a favor. Hurry up.
- Do you watch the news? - My apologies.
- Is that what they're called? - That's right. Singlets.
I'm sorry, sir.
This might be our shot.
- Nick Hendricks. - Nick, pleasure.
Okay, great, I'll get ahold of you.
Kurt, what are you? A 32 waist?
- That's a bank. - They won't balk at giving you a loan...
I have an idea. Why don't you try a suicide pact?
- How do you figure that? - Either locked or unlocked.
Alright I'll See Ya
Things are good. Hey, can you not say my name over the radio, please?
- Yeah. Here we go. - Oh, here it comes.
Don't poke holes in everything. I'm trying to help out.
Oh, shit. Good luck talking to the cops. You have your dad's blood all over... Oh!
What's the point of being boss if you can't stock the pond?
That's where I should be.
Oh, yeah. It's a good point. Very smart.
Who said anything about kidnapping?
- I don't know my number. - I don't know. I never call myself.
...I built this company from the bottom up here in America.
You're gonna make 100,000 Shower Buddies?
- Sorry, I always flush. - It's all right.
Uh, we assumed that we were dealing with somebody who was ethical...
Oh, fuck you, Roz. No one likes you anyway.
I wouldn't be surprised if he gives us a membership.
- I'm not gonna fuck anyone. - Thank you.
Do it. Do it.
- No. - We're all gonna die.
be triggered out of the showerhead...
- You want the answer? - Give it to me.
- It's over. Let's go. - Where you going?
Hey. We're back. We'll stay here...
l... I don't know. But, I mean, if he is...
Oh. That was embarrassing.
Dale, buddy, you okay? Hey.
What?
The police are sending everyone they've got to watch the bridge.
You think I was gonna fire you on your fucking birthday?
The Shower Buddy?
- What do you mean? You just... - You get zip ties.
Sorry. I just have good hands. Fuck. Hang on a second.
Uh, this here's the gents what got your young'un and all.
- That's a big fucking hole. - Yeah.
Later, you idiot. Turn that off. We can't have the gas in here.
You were down there to steal the ransom money.
...when I can inherit all of them and you guys can take the fall?
It's P-H-A-T-B-A-L-L... ...L-L-Z...
Girls. I have three girls, dude.
- Ah. See? Told you it was a saying. - Wow.
- Go, go, just pee. - It's gonna make too much noise.
Let me ask you a question.
Rex. No call for this MTV showboating. They're aware of their defeat.
What do you know about executing a kidnapping?
I still have the cash and I'm heading to the drop.
Yes. Let's go show him these great numbers too.
Takes some serious balls to walk away from 3 million bucks.
- We gotta go. - Thought you were gay.
You're right. There's other things people have done.