Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- That makes you Dolly Parton. - Great. Woman's got her own theme park.
Yeah, it's phatballllz@hotmail.com.
Surprisingly helpful. Any way I can get the watch back?
- I'm trying to help us out. - Heh.
I don't really give a shit about that.
The American dream and all that. DALE:
Hey. Hey, guys-
We don't really care how you get it done. Just get it done. Get it finished.
- All right. Kill Shot, make the call. - I'm dialing. Here we go.
Dad, is that you? Please. They're crazy.
And your loan officer has assured me no extension will be granted.
Rex, this is, uh, cool and all, but we decided, like, we're out.
That's what I'm talking about. Here we go. Let's go.
Oh, boy. This is it.
...while you're in prison for 30 years? - They're not.
Fucking what?
- Do you have, uh, an S? - S, yes.
Hey. Hey. Talk to me. How was it?
- Kurt. Kurt. Kurt. - What? What? What?
Great. That's great news.
I said puss will make me the most guilty. You're not helping me! Shut up!
It's a wonder your parents didn't smother you...
I really couldn’t... Your fucking face.
FUCKING JEWS
Does anybody have a visual?
- Shift down. - Put it in park.
- Okay, all taken care of. - Shh.
...that 5 million bucks in cash.
- Hey, you're yelling. - Shh! Shh! You're yelling.
Nice.
- Oh, don't listen to that. - That's garbage.
Let's run it down from the top.
- They didn't all chicken out. - Now's not the time to back off, boys.
- It just happens. - Why?
- Why don't you pitch him the kidnapping? - Let the kidnapping go.
Shit.
- Fair point. - Good catch.
Did you have a plan if he responded?
their dream of becoming their own bosses.
That's just for here, though, okay?
Oh, okay. Well, then hold on a second. He's the hostage.
Every... This guy.
If you could come back out to the car, we can go home.
That's interesting. The way I hear it, you're working with him.
Twenty thousand. That sounds like a lot more than we need.
Give me the marker, I'll get a better idea.
But, uh, purchasing a store requires...
You make me sick.
Call your phone. If he's talking, he's not gonna look through it.
...then shortly after that, conditioner.
I'm in trouble.
Do you golf with the other hand...?
- There you go. There you go. - Oh, thank you.
Will you tell these idiots how stupid that is, please?
Call me Mother
That's the wrong choice, though. Gotta wear a shirt. That's the one...
In all honesty, it's too many. I'm pretty overwhelmed.
- That's really good. - You got chocolate on your fingers.
It was a nice dream while it lasted, but I think
Is he crying?
- Yeah, we gotta go. - No. Hey. My credit card's in there.
The police were just checking. Making sure we're locking up at night.
... about our sex addiction that we cannot change...
That's a gay guy. It's so weird. He didn't bone me like a gay guy.
Can I pose a question to you colonizers?
Jailbroken.
Ah. Ugh.
Then we call him from the second dark phone, and tell him to proceed downtown.
- He's scared, confused. - It's natural. I mean, Dale's a dad.
- I don't know. Young. - Fourteen?
Water comes out, the shampoo mixes with the water...
- Mm. - Why are they on my forehead?
- There it is. Staring back at us. - Okay, what now?
- Are you serious? - Uh, can I borrow this razor?
Get your mouths off his dick, okay?
We got our man. Take him down.
When you got raped by Julia, what did she use to knock you out? Laughing gas?
Cake and balloons. Don't think that's overdoing it?
It'll cost 51 percent share of your company.
I'll take care of them.
Let's be better. Let's try to elevate a little.
Ooh, girl, with you You nailed it.
Ha, ha! Look at you. I got you again.
Spirited Away
Going once, going twice, sold. To D.H. Commercial Trust.
You got one on the hook.
I guess it's him. Stay with him.
- Whatever it takes. - Live TV, right?
More the merrier. I love this idea. You got a lot of stuff sticking out.
- Ever done it in a dentist's chair? - I always wanted to nail my dentist.
Hold on. He knows what we sound like. We gotta use an accent.
- Because black people suffer from lactose. - Oh, okay, good, well...
You ever take a eye test?
What the fuck is this?
Sorry. Really didn't mean for that to happen.
- Boom. Marker drop. - Kidnaping.
Our workers are all gonna have health care...
Hey, whoa. Guys, you can't just park right in front of the guy's house.
I knew you did. Get into business with me, you're gonna have fucking loads of it.
- All we have to do is be ourselves. - Let's not. Ourselves is a Dumpster fire.
How are you? In the flesh.
That's right. So we're very, very lucky. What the fuck is the matter with us?
I can give you the answers.
[train whistling] , [drop sounds] [people screaming]
Oh, but I'm thirsty.
The bank foreclosed two days ago.
- Yes. - All you pick out is the K.
- Like that. - Please, both sit down.
It's brilliant. Who came up with that thing about me being a little boy?
If we've learned one thing about ourselves, it's that we're not murderers.
Get in there. Get him.
- You're right. No, absolutely. - It's not even...
Easy, Julia. Blanston, would you like to share with us what's led you into recovery?
- You brought up the date-raping. - You got N word in your eyes.
He's just a really, really, really likable guy. I like him a lot.
What's happening right now?
...I alphabetize them...
I touch you once
When you ask the pastor About once saved always saved
If he was tied up here the whole time, how could Rex have the same phone?
- Yeah, you did. - We didn't.
mar 22 , 2017
What the fuck does that a monster on bridge...? What were you doing in the bridge
- Just get the gas and get out here. - Roger that.
- Good for him, right? - Absolutely. That's great.
But when he gets there...
And then, you assaulted me.
- You go straight to Nickkurtdale. - I'm sorry, what?
It's weird you're hauling around a cat stand.
Kings have Vancouver. Great matchup. Place will be packed.
...I reflect on them...
We're not gonna go see Motherfucker Jones because we're not gonna kidnape anyone.
I'm not gay. Go on, go on. I'll be right out.
Then went back into the closet and went to sleep?
That would rock me to my core. Have a little empathy. Please?
I love that. I like that.
No, you're right. They burned us once already. We're not gonna get burned again.
We like the guy. Definitely don't think his son deserves to be kidnapped.
Why? Why me? What is so special about me?
Don't whistle.
I don't know. Do you really own anything in this lifetime?
You're supposed to call the dark phone.
Watch this. Go.
That's not true. How about this?
...ruining the livelihood of your employees is maybe a bit worse. What do you think?
- Don't do it. Aah! - Don't hit it.
You're out of your fucking mind.
- I'm gonna lose my house. - Yeah.