Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Kurt. Kurt. Kurt. - What? What? What?
- Good for him, right? - Absolutely. That's great.
You got one on the hook.
I don't really give a shit about that.
If he was tied up here the whole time, how could Rex have the same phone?
That's a gay guy. It's so weird. He didn't bone me like a gay guy.
Does anybody have a visual?
- Shift down. - Put it in park.
Ooh, girl, with you You nailed it.
- I'm trying to help us out. - Heh.
Cake and balloons. Don't think that's overdoing it?
Hey. Hey. Talk to me. How was it?
I'm not gay. Go on, go on. I'll be right out.
It was a nice dream while it lasted, but I think
- Yeah, you did. - We didn't.
Surprisingly helpful. Any way I can get the watch back?
That's right. So we're very, very lucky. What the fuck is the matter with us?
Oh, but I'm thirsty.
I'm in trouble.
It'll cost 51 percent share of your company.
When you got raped by Julia, what did she use to knock you out? Laughing gas?
Fucking what?
Then went back into the closet and went to sleep?
But when he gets there...
Watch this. Go.
We like the guy. Definitely don't think his son deserves to be kidnapped.
- You brought up the date-raping. - You got N word in your eyes.
We don't really care how you get it done. Just get it done. Get it finished.
He's just a really, really, really likable guy. I like him a lot.
Oh, boy. This is it.
- They didn't all chicken out. - Now's not the time to back off, boys.
- It just happens. - Why?
...ruining the livelihood of your employees is maybe a bit worse. What do you think?
Get in there. Get him.
I don't know. Do you really own anything in this lifetime?
- Mm. - Why are they on my forehead?
Let's be better. Let's try to elevate a little.
I'll take care of them.
Don't whistle.
...that 5 million bucks in cash.
We're not gonna go see Motherfucker Jones because we're not gonna kidnape anyone.
But, uh, purchasing a store requires...
Hey. Hey, guys-
The police were just checking. Making sure we're locking up at night.
their dream of becoming their own bosses.
It's a wonder your parents didn't smother you...
- All right. Kill Shot, make the call. - I'm dialing. Here we go.
Going once, going twice, sold. To D.H. Commercial Trust.
Spirited Away
I guess it's him. Stay with him.
Shit.
...then shortly after that, conditioner.
Yeah, it's phatballllz@hotmail.com.
You make me sick.
FUCKING JEWS
Hold on. He knows what we sound like. We gotta use an accent.
...I alphabetize them...
- Oh, don't listen to that. - That's garbage.
- Yeah, we gotta go. - No. Hey. My credit card's in there.
- Whatever it takes. - Live TV, right?
- Do you have, uh, an S? - S, yes.
Nice.
- Are you serious? - Uh, can I borrow this razor?
- Like that. - Please, both sit down.
- I don't know. Young. - Fourteen?
Kings have Vancouver. Great matchup. Place will be packed.
mar 22 , 2017
We got our man. Take him down.
When you ask the pastor About once saved always saved
- Fair point. - Good catch.
In all honesty, it's too many. I'm pretty overwhelmed.
- Hey, you're yelling. - Shh! Shh! You're yelling.
That's what I'm talking about. Here we go. Let's go.
That's not true. How about this?
- Okay, all taken care of. - Shh.
- There it is. Staring back at us. - Okay, what now?
... about our sex addiction that we cannot change...
That's just for here, though, okay?
More the merrier. I love this idea. You got a lot of stuff sticking out.
- You're right. No, absolutely. - It's not even...
And your loan officer has assured me no extension will be granted.
- Ever done it in a dentist's chair? - I always wanted to nail my dentist.
Did you have a plan if he responded?
I said puss will make me the most guilty. You're not helping me! Shut up!
That would rock me to my core. Have a little empathy. Please?
Can I pose a question to you colonizers?
The bank foreclosed two days ago.
- You go straight to Nickkurtdale. - I'm sorry, what?
Sorry. Really didn't mean for that to happen.
- Yes. - All you pick out is the K.
You're out of your fucking mind.
What the fuck does that a monster on bridge...? What were you doing in the bridge
...I reflect on them...
What the fuck is this?
Is he crying?
If you could come back out to the car, we can go home.
Let's run it down from the top.
Jailbroken.
I can give you the answers.
- That makes you Dolly Parton. - Great. Woman's got her own theme park.
How are you? In the flesh.
Give me the marker, I'll get a better idea.
Get your mouths off his dick, okay?
- Why don't you pitch him the kidnapping? - Let the kidnapping go.
If we've learned one thing about ourselves, it's that we're not murderers.
[train whistling] , [drop sounds] [people screaming]
The American dream and all that. DALE:
...while you're in prison for 30 years? - They're not.
- There you go. There you go. - Oh, thank you.
I love that. I like that.
Ha, ha! Look at you. I got you again.
That's interesting. The way I hear it, you're working with him.
Rex, this is, uh, cool and all, but we decided, like, we're out.
- That's really good. - You got chocolate on your fingers.
I knew you did. Get into business with me, you're gonna have fucking loads of it.
- He's scared, confused. - It's natural. I mean, Dale's a dad.
Every... This guy.
- Because black people suffer from lactose. - Oh, okay, good, well...
Oh, okay. Well, then hold on a second. He's the hostage.
I really couldn’t... Your fucking face.
Call me Mother
- All we have to do is be ourselves. - Let's not. Ourselves is a Dumpster fire.
- Just get the gas and get out here. - Roger that.
That's the wrong choice, though. Gotta wear a shirt. That's the one...
You ever take a eye test?
Do you golf with the other hand...?
What's happening right now?
Easy, Julia. Blanston, would you like to share with us what's led you into recovery?
You're supposed to call the dark phone.
Hey, whoa. Guys, you can't just park right in front of the guy's house.
I touch you once
Dad, is that you? Please. They're crazy.
- I'm gonna lose my house. - Yeah.
Ah. Ugh.
No, you're right. They burned us once already. We're not gonna get burned again.
Then we call him from the second dark phone, and tell him to proceed downtown.
Water comes out, the shampoo mixes with the water...
Great. That's great news.
- Don't do it. Aah! - Don't hit it.
Why? Why me? What is so special about me?
Our workers are all gonna have health care...
Twenty thousand. That sounds like a lot more than we need.
It's weird you're hauling around a cat stand.
Will you tell these idiots how stupid that is, please?
It's brilliant. Who came up with that thing about me being a little boy?
And then, you assaulted me.
Call your phone. If he's talking, he's not gonna look through it.
- Boom. Marker drop. - Kidnaping.