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What? You say My apartment's been robbed?
You say I've been cleaned out?
Either way, i win.
* Sure would help a lot *
Don't you guys Usually watch Sports?
When miss howe comes out Of the office here,
Ohhh, you guys Are going to get it!
I hope you're not mad.
Andlet's face it, folks,
You?
Humiliate yourself
It was like watching Old people eat.
There goes Tomorrow's commentary.
You delivered The sports fine,
You haven't been dealing Fairly with me.
"I" on sports.
Whew. You know, I came real close to losing My dignity tonight.
I made that all up.
It couldn't be as bad As tonight, could it?
And keller is scheduled To be executed on friday.
You do have heart.
Either you'll do well, They'll offer you a job,
* People are all the same *
I just feel like It had to be said.
My ability to rhyme.
I sure don't want her.
Go on, sammy. Go, sammy.
I'm sure he'll understand If i tell him.
I mean, i'd be one thing If you were the first Guy to rap,
Joanne?
Uh, yeah, actually, I was down at channel 13
Arthroscopic surgery.
[Telephone rings]
Look, i want you to get down To wardrobe a.S.A.P., Huh?
Cheers.
Great.
That's how i got my start.
And i'll never See you again,
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