Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm always thinking one step ahead,
When middle school students are still confusing there, their, and they're...
And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and hello.
DWIGHT: Well, well, well.
The day's going fine. It's been a little chaotic, but it's fine.
MICHAEL: Come on, big guy.
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to move away from that.
Yes, I'm in a good mood today. I'm excited to meet all of the new people
That was a really well-constructed sentence.
IF I WERE YOU... I WOULD FIRE MATT TESTER... BY NOON... TO CONSOLIDATE POWER
Cell phones and pagers off, please.
as if you were trying to impress
look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
Why are the new people on the table?
Movie Sonic used real pee! Fart you! Stinky hedgehog pee!
Where do I stand with Pam?
This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer.
I could beat that on a skateboard. Well, that has wheels.
It is not a matter of more or less. Your instance size is just different, okay?
"It feels more like a night at a party than a day at work."
Didn't you think Lazy Scranton was funny? No.
I thought it would either be an A or an A-plus,
Do you know anything about film?
-Do I have a smudge on my forehead? -No, you look good.
for you, consider it cow meat.
-What are you doing? -I don't know what you're talking about.
Ditto that, my brother.
You know, man, it's really your call. Cool, thank you.
Whoa, Angela, hold on. Hooters is a restaurant
Can I have your pencils? No.
MICHAEL: This is egregious!
WORK IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES
Yeah, sure. Sounds good. I...
Okay, do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered.
Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
You’ve got a lot to learn about Lu, sweetie
Hey, is that Josh's computer? What?
Dwight may have won the battle,
Who's JD Vance?
Do I have a smudge on my forehead? No, you look good.
yes i know that, for i do read the memos
I have a company to run. Will you let me run the company?
You might want these orientation materials.
Okay, well...
When do you all work? We find little times throughout the day
I'm a little overweight but his penis is enormous! When it stiffens and lies on his stomach it terrifies me.
Oh, I'll help you find it.
You gotta pick it up if you're gonna beat Toby!
The Scranton Witch Project.
No, Toby was helpful. He was very kind.
PAM: Hey! Hey!
So when do I get to hear everything? Are you still getting unpacked, or...
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
Hey, you know what? Can I give you a call right back?
and I have no intention of timing him.
Okay, sounds good.