Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Okay, do not worry. All of your questions are about to be answered.
Hey, you know what? Can I give you a call right back?
And you must be Michael Scott. Aloha and hello.
yes i know that, for i do read the memos
look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
The day's going fine. It's been a little chaotic, but it's fine.
PAM: Hey! Hey!
This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer.
Who's JD Vance?
-Do I have a smudge on my forehead? -No, you look good.
for you, consider it cow meat.
Where do I stand with Pam?
Movie Sonic used real pee! Fart you! Stinky hedgehog pee!
Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.
Hey, is that Josh's computer? What?
IF I WERE YOU... I WOULD FIRE MATT TESTER... BY NOON... TO CONSOLIDATE POWER
MICHAEL: This is egregious!
Whoa, Angela, hold on. Hooters is a restaurant
Dwight may have won the battle,
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
I'm always thinking one step ahead,
I'm a little overweight but his penis is enormous! When it stiffens and lies on his stomach it terrifies me.
Oh, yeah, I'm trying to move away from that.
When do you all work? We find little times throughout the day
and I have no intention of timing him.
-What are you doing? -I don't know what you're talking about.
I have a company to run. Will you let me run the company?
When middle school students are still confusing there, their, and they're...
You gotta pick it up if you're gonna beat Toby!
You might want these orientation materials.
Okay, well...
Yes, I'm in a good mood today. I'm excited to meet all of the new people
It is not a matter of more or less. Your instance size is just different, okay?
as if you were trying to impress
You’ve got a lot to learn about Lu, sweetie
You know, man, it's really your call. Cool, thank you.
So when do I get to hear everything? Are you still getting unpacked, or...
Do I have a smudge on my forehead? No, you look good.
Why are the new people on the table?
I could beat that on a skateboard. Well, that has wheels.
That was a really well-constructed sentence.
"It feels more like a night at a party than a day at work."
No, Toby was helpful. He was very kind.
I thought it would either be an A or an A-plus,
WORK IT OUT AMONGST YOURSELVES
Do you know anything about film?
Didn't you think Lazy Scranton was funny? No.
MICHAEL: Come on, big guy.
Yeah, sure. Sounds good. I...
Can I have your pencils? No.
Ditto that, my brother.
DWIGHT: Well, well, well.
Oh, I'll help you find it.
Cell phones and pagers off, please.
Okay, sounds good.
The Scranton Witch Project.