Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll be the number-two guy here in Scranton in six weeks.
When do people work?
This is an orientation, not a bore-ientation
Bob Vance bought this perfume for me in metropolitan Orlando.
What was your mile time?
(COUGHING) Idiot!
I do like it, actually. Thank you.
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Well, well, well,
MICHAEL: Let's face it, moving to a new job can be very stressful,
Look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
-Do I have a smudge on my forehead? -No, you look good.
(COUGHING)
look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
Well, well, well,
Who's Bob Vance?
They're like a bunch of fourth graders.
What?
Not... So your desk is...
Well, well, well,
-Why are you looking at my forehead? -I'm not.
Don't hurt me no more Don't hurt me no more
I totally got the best of that interchange.
Man, they got us so bad. We cannot let them get away with this!
Yeah, Billy Is A Nice Guy. That's Why I Got The King Bed.
would none be an accurate estimate? none jaysam gifs?
Hey, three more laps to go!
Hi, I'm Jim. I'm new here. Oh, my God, it's really you!
WelcomingAll
My branch is absorbing the Stamford branch.
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
You and me! You and me! Me and you! You and me!
No, I just had some other stuff I had to do.
Really?
but I completely forgot that there is an A-plus-plus.
Congratulations.
Work it out amongst yourselves...PLEASE!
My friend and I heard what she said about your penis Can we move it off your stomach?
would none be an accurate estimate?
OK, sounds good.
For crying out loud.
-Meet my eye line, Jim! -I am.
I just told you.
Wait, are you a robot or a Martian?
Well, well, well,
Okay, good.
Why dont you go ahead and go die
-Why are you looking at my forehead? -I'm not.
Or have we forgotten the words of the Reverend King?
look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
This is Karen Filippelli, please leave a message.
(COUGHING) You're the idiot.
It's my left breast.
...before noon... I'm not...
If Mrs. Cyclebar only knew, Shea turned her brand into…
Thank you. You're welcome.
I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.