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Oh, God. Yeah, botanists are such geeks.
How lazy is she?
I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert.
[IN SAD VOICE] "Hi."
Well, can you, like, dance at all?
I'm sorry. I was an idiot.
Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings.
She starts thinking, "Maybe this is the guy for me because he understands me."
Give it back when you're through.
- Hey, hold on a second. - Uh, okay.
All right, let's do it.
Oh, yeah, I think so. Why am I invited to this again?
Ahem. So, uh, what kind of things do you write about?
Right here?
Get over it, it’s been four years!
Now, I am totally dense about poetry, but I think this is pretty good, all right?
Who?
- See, she's fully dressed, right? - Right.
Okay. Bye-bye.
Is that a dinosaur tie?
Just this woman I met last night at the party.
Done.