Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I can shave that, I can shave you. Hold still, please.
We'll both be naked. Nude.
Oh, is that what you've come about? Exactly.
Where is Mr. Tripper? Jack? He's downstairs right now selling a set of encyclopedias.
Would you like me to wear my black fishnets and my lace garter belt?
- You've got a mean streak in you, Chrissy. - Well, you asked me to say...
Why, he's untrained! He can't do that alone!
Mm-hmm. Must be tall, young and good looking.
All you gotta do is eat three cans of Carter's baked beans.
- [ Jack ] Well, you're cute too. - I'll be with you kids in a minute.
What's the difference? Oh, there's all the difference in the world.
"Then place a cucumber slice over each eyelid...
Yeah. But then, when he was halfway through, it quit on him.
Oh, wait. Here's another one.
Hello. Oh, hello!
but do you have a razor I could borrow?
How do you do? I'm Mr. Morris. Hello.
What? Oh, yeah, right... if you sell 'em. What do you mean, if?
You're in pretty good shape, are you? Oh, yeah.
A house without a can.
- Why? - Why? How would you like to open up one of those...
Congratulations! Thank you.