Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now just tell me what happened.
It's also crazy that you lost your virginity standing up.
You're never too much, and you're always enough.
Should we find some seats before the good ones are taken?
No, you don't have to do that, man. It's fine--
Fine. If that's how you feel,
I just can't believe you did it in the drama room.
Are you still gonna work the door at my concert for volunteer hours?
I… I saw my dad in the audience.
Good friends don't hold each other back.
not that I look at it a lot or anything,
Why? Is it deformed?
Great. Why don't you go to Arizona too?
Turns out she was hooked on oxy.
then I guess I'll take someone else to Jessica Alba's baby food tasting.
I mean, it shouldn't be that shocking.
Yeah, if you must know, I do it to relieve my stress.
It's actually been two years since our last spring concert,
and see that Des isn't dickless at all.
Well, well, well. I heard that Stanford had a sprawling campus,
-[mouthing] I'm gonna go to the bathroom. -[all applauding]
[scoffs, mumbles]
and not just because everyone there's hot.
and then my pet rat goes to the rat trap that my mom set, and now Paxton?
I actually thought for a second that I was gonna be able to live a normal life,
Yeah, you had a pretty public conversation at my school,
Where is everyone? I thought you said I won Student of the Month.
Hey there, buddy. Haven't heard from you all week.
I'm so sorry. I feel embarrassed.
-You really were great. -Mmm.
And I'm not even worried about the hour-long drive.