Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why? Is it deformed?

Yeah, if you must know, I do it to relieve my stress.

I mean, it shouldn't be that shocking.

Great. Why don't you go to Arizona too?

You're never too much, and you're always enough.

Now just tell me what happened.

I actually thought for a second that I was gonna be able to live a normal life,

Where is everyone? I thought you said I won Student of the Month.

Should we find some seats before the good ones are taken?

and then my pet rat goes to the rat trap that my mom set, and now Paxton?

Well, well, well. I heard that Stanford had a sprawling campus,

I'm so sorry. I feel embarrassed.

[scoffs, mumbles]

No, you don't have to do that, man. It's fine--

Fine. If that's how you feel,

And I'm not even worried about the hour-long drive.

-[mouthing] I'm gonna go to the bathroom. -[all applauding]

I just can't believe you did it in the drama room.

Are you still gonna work the door at my concert for volunteer hours?

It's actually been two years since our last spring concert,

and see that Des isn't dickless at all.

Good friends don't hold each other back.

Turns out she was hooked on oxy.

then I guess I'll take someone else to Jessica Alba's baby food tasting.

and not just because everyone there's hot.

-You really were great. -Mmm.

Yeah, you had a pretty public conversation at my school,

I… I saw my dad in the audience.

It's also crazy that you lost your virginity standing up.

not that I look at it a lot or anything,

Hey there, buddy. Haven't heard from you all week.