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you don't need us looking over your shoulder all the time.
Buddy.
coming through that door any minute, and when she does,
You know, for safety?
There's dads way crazier than me out there.
who's "been to San Francisco."
Great. I got a lot of homework done.
Why is your pocket buzzing?
Yeah, you open a 14-year-old brain,
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
And what we actually did about it.
Uh, let me guess: selfie, selfie,
like I caught a big fish. Yeah.
Know what? Now it's time to really lower the boom.
"At the library, almost finished with homework."
is to give as good as you get.
(whines): "I went to San Francisco last summer."
turn on the tracking, put the phone back, sneak out,
Oh, my God.
because we're looking over her shoulder,
You're coming home with us, young lady.
So... (clears throat)
It freed up time for my dad to smoke cigarettes
What are you doing here?
And we wasted all day chasing down this barfly.
Okay.
I don't know, you guys just usually have a lot of questions.
(scoffs) Man, I can't wait to catch her. Huh.
Because her phone is with mine.
You know, this isn't the first time
Yeah, that first time was just practice; we are warmed up now.