Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm going to audition for Romeo.
Big construction job. How about Mikey?
Take it further.
But you were standing like a girl.
Say, why don't you just drive me?
Preston texted me at 2:00 a. m.
Well, here's your chance.
a little out of hand.
"The Best Carbonated Fermented Alcoholic Beverage
atop the shoulders of unwilling strangers
(seagulls squawking)
but in a different place.
Today's lesson: Acting teachers are weirdos
And let me guess-- no estate planning?
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
from least productive to... well, kind of productive.
And then it's time to cast open the windows
(groans)
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la... ♪
Beer helps you achieve new heights,
or DEADWEIGHT.
Wow. You're Juliet
No! No.
to your friends as a common courtesy.
in Constellation Showbiz Major: Chris Griffin.
Couldn't go into a library for years after that.
so I'll be your substitute presenter today.
Let's just watch this ad from their tourism department.
JOE: Why are you at half-mast?
The local Ruth's Chris Steak House is sponsoring it.
- Oh, Romeo. - STEWIE: I don't believe you.