Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Move to your left a little.

Great. I heard Delta's the worst house on campus.

Hey! What's this lyin'-around shit?

Your delta tau chi name is Ahab

Guys who didn’t make the stage

Just Leave Everything to me...

? That is why ? ? That is why ?

? Don't forget to say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ?

“I think this situation absolutely requires a futile & stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part” “We’re jyst the guts to do it”

I’ll write you a note: “You’re too well to attend.”

This may seem like an inopportune moment to ask But could you give us one more chance?

I don't know, but I got a pretty good goddamn idea which one.

jayne bleachley! jayne bleachleylleyley!

Rae’s Sage Wisdom It tracks

- I don't think it's fair! - I'll tell you what's fair!

Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothin’.

Yes, I hate him. I hate his guts. Good. We have an old saying in Delta:

norah let's hope you won't be on the vanishing shift like diane was. let's hope not.

[Crowd Cheering, Whistling]

Well, I never got a chance to say good night to you after the party.

You sure it's... Don't worry about a thing, man.

? Biology ? ? Oh, la ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ?

Point of Parliamentary Procedure!

And one, two, three, four.

And one, two...

AKA Robert R. Prah

and this morning it was gone.

[Otter] They kicked us out of school?

Well, that was pleasant. Nice of him to stop by, don't you think?

Dumb and bald is no way to go through life son

Matt Rhule has no GPA… All courses…incomplete

No stealing ideas, WEMBAs!

Where could she be at 6:00 in the morning?

- Will I be home by 12:00? - Sure. Anytime you want.

- Oh, they're not posted yet, sir. - I've seen them.

7 comma triple zero

Thirteen years of public school down the drain

Dumb and bald, is no way to go through life. son

Hey, Derek Waggoner land technician Damn glad to meet you.

My dad would kill me if he knew I was going to a frat house.

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

Uh, l... State your name.

It’s a distinct possibility

♫ Hey, hey, Paula ♫

exactly what Milton was trying to say.

- ? A little bit louder now ? - ? Shout ?

You fucked up!! You trusted me to do it right

And could you get $2.75M from your friends?

"Don't Worry I'm Pre-Law I Thought You Were Premed. “ “What's The Difference?""

Eric Stratton Damn glad to meet you.

- Neidermeyer? - Dead.

? Who'll love me ?

I gotta work on my game.

Welcome back to the Hip Forums Daniel

Look at those gazongas!

Vienna Moose Lodge: Jason Knight

CONGRATULATONS DEREK COMPEAU - 2019 IFL CHAMPION LET's TAKE THE CHIEFS

Get it over with, Kent.

yes T-E-N-A-E M-C-K-N-I-G-H-T, 4 church gardens mount hawthorne. good my D.O.B is 3/23/89 ok. thanks have an excellent day. thanks you too.

He can't do that to our pledges Only we Can do that to our pledges

My advice to you . . . is to start drinking heavily

International Relations Theory: Can't Live with Them, Can't Live without Them

? At Delta Chi you can't go wrong ?

Tapper and Clapper A Wimp and a Blimp

Please. I'm gonna get in trouble. Have fun, but drive carefully.

What's my Delta Tau Chi name??

? But what it don't get I can't use ? [Girl] Nice fish, huh?

[Falsetto] Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God!

WESTHEIMER? Dead!

Is this any way to treat an intimate friend?

- Let's go! Let's go! - [Clamoring]

[Horse Whinnying] Ho! Whoa! Ho!

Half the houses on campus didn't make grades last year.

Forget it, they’re rolling

MI slap on hand

I just bet it was that Eric Stratton.

Then you'll have lots to talk about, huh? Yeah.

Beverly. No, but you're getting warmer.

[Pounding Gavel] These are the charges...

Lawrence I'm surprised at you

Fawn Liebowitz, and she was from Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Scott Rundlett Parking lot - Natanis

Let's just think back to when you guys were freshmen, huh? Boon!

Ha-ha! That's it.

We'd like to do for you now a tune entitled SHANNOMAMADINGDONG. so hit it.

Will that work?

Dad, this is Larry Kroger, the boy who molested me last month.

So that means that our whole solar system...

Hey!!! Rob Blankenship. Discord Chairman Damn glad to meet you....

Yeah, They need the dues.

Remain CALM! ALL IS WELL!

michael blackmore and elyse lavelle. valerie bye and tania gibson.

You're all Worthless and Weak

Ah, she broke our date. Washing her hair.

Arfcom mod meeting We're on Double secret probation, whatever that is.

My name's Marion. They call me Mrs. Wormer.

Ah, don't listen to that jack-off. Look at those gazongas.

You guys excited for sports today?

Biden at his press conference

? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no ?

She'll take this seriously

how much did lansing democrats increase per-student funding?

GRAB E15 & FLEX FUEL EQUIPMENT. DON'T COST NOTHIN'.

double secret voting

Meantime, your ass belongs to me.

Hey, I said I want you to know. Hey Otis!

Primitive cultures!

? A little bit louder now ? ? Shout ?

I don't know how to tell you...

My advice to you is to start drinking Stroh heavily

Test 123 Test 1234

- ? Say ? - ? I want you to know ?

katy trutwein and jasmin kynaston and faye barville and gayle bridges and george porter and jason fanderlinden and alison trundall. lorraine schwila and arnie aven and sarah pillar-delphy and emily leonard and emmanuelle dougall.

You fucked up... You trusted us.

? Do the Bluto Do the Bluto ?

Do you think you could see fit to give us more chance?

If you mention extortion again... I'll have your legs broken.

Vikes fans, you fucked up You trusted us

or took a few liberties with our female party guests.

Take off that beanie.

I'll see that 10. ? That's what I want ?

And I'm sure you'll be happy to know...

It's not gonna be an orgy. (Yeah. It's an orgy.)

Bill Belichick to his coaching staff

Only we can be hostile to our country

Crickets! They love us!

And, uh, over there is Terry Auerback, captain of the swim team...

Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.

Face it Kirk, you threw up on Coach Zimmer…

[Young Man] Once you pledge, you'll find that Omega House has more activities...

A couple of Major league yabos

You'll never get a better chance.

Thank you, sir! May I have another?

Cawthon your kicker is worth ....

[Otter] We won't tell anybody that it happened.

those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking signals

We need the dues

He's probably upstairs talking to Otter.

Hi <Your name>, I work for Insight Enterprises Damn Glad to meet you!

Pepple: Your bachelor party name is...

I'll pick you up at...

so some of you boys are gonna have to share.

He's a sneaky little shit, just like you...

You got that? Yes, sir!

Well, just kiss my ass from now on!

That was gnar-LEE! May I have another?

Mark Kohtz called Just to check in and call you an asshole

Why don't you help yourself to some delicious Delta punch?

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

WHITE HOUSE GLIMPSE INTO TRUMPS OATH OF SILENCE

best of the comedy rip john belishui

Well, I just don't think I should be alone tonight.

? Come on now ? ? Shout ?

Me after Matt called:

Suárez… Dead! Busquets…DEAD!

?Jump up and shout now Shout, shout, shout, shout, shout ?

“ I think this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part“ “We’re just the guys to do ot”

Mind if we dance wif yo dates?

? And I know that if you love me too ? Mandy.

What do I have to do?