Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

NOthing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?

They can’t do that to our voters Only we can do that to our voters

? Animal House ?

Remain calm All is well

then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?

That boy is a P-I-G pig!

Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.

The Delta house has a long tradition...

Get in. You can't... No!

what is the worst fraternity on this campus?

?? [Rock Blaring]

i was a fuckyfuckyfroot wasen't i marleen? you certainly were gabi.

Brother D-Day! Brother Bluto!

if you mention jumpbox again... i'll have your legs broken

Hey Danny.... ....ya Squid!!!

Only we can do that to our

? That is why ? ? That is why ?

There's a hole? Forget it, she's rolling

Vinne Pasquantino

- ? Hey, that is why ? - ? That is why ?

*BURP* WHY NOT?!

[Belch] Why not?

....BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU

If you want tricks To memorize notes on the fretboard, you have to pay

but that could take years and cost millions of lives.

Double Secret Probation?

CAVILERS DEAD!!

Who's with me?!?!?

"Nothing Is Over Until We Decide It Is!"

Listen, I',m not joking! This is my job!

The issue here is not whether I took a few liberties with the PPQ report write up....

I'll join you in a minute. ? Here to have a lot of fun ?

Shayne, I don't think it's right that you extort money from the Aggie buddies.

That was gnar-LEE! May I have another?

? Say you will ? ? Say that you ?

Oh, my God! It's dented! It's dented!

Let the unacceptable candidates worry about that, because after tonight they're...

? Come on now Come on now ?

Thank you sir, may I have another!!!

Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear.

yes beryl zerorette? what do you want? i want to do some pickering and padding in padbury and pickering brook.

Well let me tell you the story of another loser

A pronoun pin on your uniform?

He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?

Why don't we sit down, Frank?

"It's a fraternity party. I'm in the fraternity. I have to go." The way I feel about twisted work meetings...

Doubtful. Maybe?

Oh, boy, is this great!

Who brought The Cool Kid!

? Clorette was jailbait but he gave her a try ?

Gregg, look at my thumb.

Shut up Assholes

Yeah, man we need the dues

SECUPI IS BROKE

[Blows Whistle]

oh boy is this great!

I'll have your legs broken...

"Oh, You're So Nice. I Really Shouldn't Impose On You."

Now what can we say...

Fuck trump And his hitler youth

Forget it, he's rolling.

Uh, from now on, your name is Mothball.

Great pair of togas.

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

Please submit your charts. Thanks.

? This would be ? Well, I haven't seen you since we...

I, state your name...

Oh boy.... ...is this great!

Goa! Goa! Goa! Goa!

sergeant at arms.

so i will cut down the iranges tax by 2099---ow! ow! i'm asylum seeker now am i? and that was ms.gillard saying she'd cut down the iranges tax by 2099 but accidently tried being an asylum seeker.

Point of... ...parliamentary procedure.

- Are you deaf? - Let's finish this damn thing.

? Don't know much biology ?

FORGET IT. HE’S ROLLING.

Have another beer, Larry. He’s just kidding.

Belichick to his cronies Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking playbook

I'm going to revoke your charter!

DFAY's lack of Telegram love

Well, some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face.

You get a Datacolor Spyder 4 and you get a Datacolor Spyder 4 Everyone gets a Datacolor Spyder 4

I've done a lot you don't know about. Yeah?

I hate this. Look, no sweat.

You boys having a good time, I hope? Excuse me one second.

7 years of vollege down the drain

in fraternities on probation.

? The best things in life are free ?

[Zipping Trousers] Come on in.

As of this moment, you're on Double Secret Probation!

Welcome to the Lampoons

- ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? - ? Shout ?

? Animal House ?

You're a GODDAMN DISGRACE

Well, Mandy, l...

? Went to the kitchen for a bite ?

I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.

Oh, 90% rayon… very nice!

Redo those buttons. Dress that belt buckle.

Starlight, star bright...

Do you hate Trump?

They can’t do that to our pledges! Only WE can do that to our pledges!

Delta Tau Chi Airlines Your Delta name is Flounder.

? But I'm trying to be ?

Ethan... Seven Years of Banking down the drain

Your Delta Tau Chi name is Flying revenge glitter

Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and uh, Clayton

and, uh, Clayton,

- ? Say ? - ? Come on now ?

- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?

Herbstreit… …DEAD

scoga! scoga! scoga!

Hoover says they won't even let us enter a float in the parade.

Leaving! What a good idea!!

Every spring, the toilets explode.

He's the only professor I like. I know.

scoga! scoga! scoga!

Nothing for me today, thanks.

Sentence? Forget it. He’ Rolling.

[Man Screaming] ?? [Loud Music Playing]

Suárez… Dead!

...not Great?...

? Throw my hands up and ? ? Shout ?

Own up Or i'll trip ya!

They are? Yes, sir.

it used to be rob fluttey in one share of $8 in the chorus budget to pay gabi anderson out by 2025 but he quit so it would be jordy flutters taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Hey, make the best of it. Maybe we can help you.

Only can do that to our wounded veterans

Okay, okay. Now I'm really mad!

New CDC spokesperson

Gregg, can't you...

that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone...

And Stork here. Everybody thought the Stork was brain damaged.

? Better than I been to myself?

? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no ?

Generating ALpha in srs

Gee, Otter. Thanks!

? Baby, in my rama rama ding dong, hey ?

THEY TOOK THE WHOLE EFFING BUILDING!

when a Florida fan walks into a night game in Tiger Stadium

And if you wise guys try one more thing...

Faggots! Faggots!

Well, we're having a little party at the Delta Tau Chi House tonight...

what are they saying?

Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us!

May I have 10,000 marbles, please?

What are the chances that the concert won’t be postponed?

What a lively sense of humor.

Don't you guys think you've had enough?

Mr. Jennings is a wonderful teacher. Mmm.

(WHISTLING TO HIMSELF)

Orifice: "I'm just the guy to do it"

and I'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding...

? That's what I want ?

? I've waited... You've waited ? [Boon] ? You've waited so long ?