Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh boy! Is this great!

- ? A little bit louder now ? - ? Shout ?

? I gave my love a cherry ?

I thought you were premed. What's the difference?

to present this ceremonial gold-plated whistle...

Republicans in four years... You fucked up...you trusted us...

Y and W? Forget it. He’s on a roll.

? Is stronger than any other?

Daniel Jones...0.0

War’s over man Trump dropped the big one

yeah, man, we need the dues.

One of those goddamn fraternities, I guess.

My mother's gonna kill me.

Don't sweat it, sweetie. I won't tell.

No kidding. They almost pumped my stomach.

Just settle down! This is Kent Dorfman. He's a legacy from Harrisburg.

That's easy for you to say. What am I gonna tell Fred?

Rollinson? Dead!

[Siren Wailing, Tires Screeching]

? Don't know much about history ?

Uh, I… State your name

You better listen to him, he's a department chair.

of existence to its members and to the community at large.

Tumeric , Ginger and Lemmon’s... I won’t go schizo will I?

Was it over when coronavirus closed Harry Potter Land at DisneyWorld?

We have to get married.

This meeting of the disciplinary council will now come to order.

They can't do that to our cities Yeah, only we can do that to our cities

[Whinnying] Whoa! Aah!

? Rock and roll Twistin'the night away ?

4:30 PM, Tuesday, August 24th, 2018

Otter, please don't do this.

Do you mind if we Dance with your dates?

500 footer!! Dumb ass!!

Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?

[Screaming Continues]

What are you majoring in? Indigenous Studies

? Don't know much about a science book ?

Kent here's a legacy, Otter. His brother was a '59. Fred Dorfman?

?? [March Continues]

- I won't go schizo, will I? - There's a distinct possibility.

Um, today we are going to be talking a little bit about transportations, all right?

My Advice to you Is to start drinking heavily

? Hey, hey, say, say ? ? Say that you love me ?

I think he’s just dreamy.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Oh, you mean you want somebody he can screw on the first date.

Words Dave Lives By

yes beryl boozearette? what do you want? i want to booze into a boptrayalbopblokynatahungbebetraylerzone.

Hey. GVoR, techy Coastal Elitist Snob. Damn glad to meet you

? La ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ?

it used to be aming on her legs at all and eating a lot of yogurt and making sure to get kfc for mariah bagatis but she quit so it would be sonbon lockwood taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

We passed the bill! The whole f'ing bill!

Oh, I'm terribly, terribly sorry, Frank.

? Animal House ?

No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do.

Let drhoops join UDR?

“Its dented!”

one more... I'm going to kick you out of this college.

[Party Goers Whistling, Cheering]

Why didn't you tell me? Uhh.

yes beryl skgrillerette? what do you want? i want to bust my bottles.

Just leave everything to me. [Chuckles]

Let's stop this now!

Vienna Moose Lodge Vote Jason Knight

Damn glad to meet you

My advice to you Is to drink Stroh heavily

Oh. [Chuckling]

The Dining Hall

They took the bar!

Well, girls, welcome to the Delta toga party. Come in.

[Chattering Continues] Ewwww!

Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us!

- [Bell Ringing] - But that does not relieve you...

Okay. The most intriguing character, as we all know from our reading, was...

Well, sure. Everybody I talk to says Omega's the best...

You f***ed up, you trusted us

?? [Humming The Star-Spangled Banner]

so don't feel you have to meet everybody.

Leaving, What a good idea!

Medusa, IMIW, Domino. Dead!

YOU FUCKED UP... YOU TRUSTED US

A Pledge Pin? On Your Uniform?

I asked you never to speak to me again. Now will you go away?

[Whispering] Now what we're gonna do is...

governing pledge recruitment...

Zero Point Zero

Hi that was Preston Garvey, Commonwealth Minuteman. He was damn glad to meet you.

We will not sit here while you Bad mouth the United States of America

?? [Samba Continues]

The Negroes took our dates!

Cut the horseshit, son

Hey, hey! Stop blubberin'.

She's dead? [Laughing]

Neiderrieter dead!

Everyone responds to press box What the hell we supposed to do you moron

Constantly smoking dope is no way to go through life

Grab A Glue. Don't Cost Nothin'

It's a very long poem. It was written a long time ago,

Let’s take the cheese.

you make me wanna...Shout A little bit louder now

Certainly we know that he was trying...

unknown man's mom needs to back off and let him hump balloons! okok you can hump. you were born with attack a baloon falicony syndrome.

without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it.

Marlene! You’re gonna pork Marlene Desmond! Boon, I anticipate a deeply religious experience

These pods are taking our identities.

scoga! scoga! scoga!

? For school to be through ? ? For school to get through ?

Ahh. Thanks. I needed that.

This Calls for a really futile and stupid gesture... And we're just the guys to do it!

? Let's dance ? [Mouthing Words]

Whoa. [Snorting]

You're all Worthless and Weak

Inaugural Commissioner Cup

"Oh, You're So Nice. I Really Shouldn't Impose On You."

Double secret probation, sir?

? Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ? [Mandy Sighs] Oh, Gregg. Look.

Boon, what's this chick's name again?

No No No Don't think of it as work

? They're twistin'the night away ? [Glass Shattering]

scoga! scoga! scoga!

Was it OVER when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!!

Cancel! Cancel! CANCEl!

TMO It explains the LAN

Well Houston...

[Whinnying Continues]

So if you mention extortion again

Suárez… DEAD!

Hi. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Wait, Wait, Wait!!! Please Don't Take The Bar

And if the whole fraternity system is guilty...

Hello. Shelly? This is Brunella at the desk.

Hey. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.