Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

entertaining some kid from Pig's Knuckle, Arkansas.

? Come on now ? ? Shout ?

You fucked up. You trusted us.

"I hope I score!" "Oh boy! Oh boy!"

So if you're not busy, you wanna go to a fraternity party?

A double rock and rye and seven Carlings.

This could be the greatest night of our lives...

How does it feel to be an airline pilot

I DON'T THINK IT'S FAIR!

- Is it okay if I meet you there? - Is it okay? It's terrific!

Oh, fabulous. My car, filled with your beer buddies...

"You're All Worthless And Weak."

Christ. Otter, this is ridiculous.

I hope I score. Oh, boy! Oh, boy!

Now drop and give me 20!

?Jump up and shout now ? ? Shout ?

? Oh, baby, I said we gotta go ? Excuse me. Is this the Delta House?

- Whoa. - [Horse Nickering]

He’s a conservative???? Eeeeewwwwwwwww.....

Jill: he can't use our son's death to score political points

- ? You know you make me wanna ? - ? Shout ?

YOU F'KED UP. YOU TRUSTED US.

UH, IT WAS GATES AND ZUCK…

who's filling in for aaron badkins? josh williams.

Your days are numbered here at Faber. [Gasping]

? I couldn't sleep at all last night ?

[Laughing, Shrieking]

Who’s with me?? Come on!! Let’s go!!

A little bit taller now... A little bit taller now...

? But you know it won't pay my bills ?

Aw, you've got your lunch. Well, how 'bout milk then?

You fucked up! You trusted Trump.

Delta has achieved a deficient aggregate grade point average.

Point of Parliamentary procedure!

Oh, we're afraid to go with you, Chia. We might not lose 50 pounds.

You'll have to come back later. I'm doing the dishes.

40 years of work down the drain

From his brother. Yeah?

[Laughter] from which we have received...

OPen a tab. Don't cost nothin'.

- [Booing, Hissing] - [Pounding Gavel]

We called it the Second Civil War, then the Eugenics War, and finally just World War III.

Yes I hate him I hate his guts!

Was it over When the democrats invaded Iraq?

PUT NEIDERMEYER ON IT. HE'S A SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT JUST LIKE YOU, RIGHT?

The following charges are brought.

? Turned my floor upside down ? [Sobbing]

Is it supposed to be this soft?

Republicans in for years

For God's sake, please! They're looting the Food King!

Theta Xi Myrtle Beach Golf Trip How Can I NOT Go Hang with my homies???

Good night. [All] Good night.

Thank you, God.

wordle fans - New York Times

BAD-MOUTH ANIMAL HOUSE!!!!

Thank you imam, may I have another?

? Say you will ? ? Come on, come on ?

[Laughing] D-Day!

Tapper and Clapper A Wimp and a Blimp

You f-ed up.. you trusted us You f-ed up you trusted us.

He said legacies usually get asked to pledge automatically.

It's not gonna be an orgy. It's a toga party.

Oh boy, is this great!!!

WHITE HOUSE AIDES TRUMPS OATH OF SILENCE

FAT DRUNK & STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE

Second, that for the fifth consecutive semester,

He wants it back by Sunday. Please don't take the car!

The issues with that dataset are so profound and disgusting...

That's a 1.2 grade average. Congratulations, Kroger.

- Germans? - Forget it. He’s Rolling.

Christ, 7 years of college down the drain

What do you mean? I mean hanging around with a bunch of animals, getting drunk every weekend.

Uh, well, sir, we're hoping that our midterm grades...

Listen to the expert

Zoso! Zoso! Zoso!

? And if you ever leave me ?

Hi. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Cancel, Cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel!

Excuse me. Excuse me, please. Pardon me. Excuse me, please.

WORDLE fans...................................................... .......................................................New York Times

Descope! Descope! Descope!

Hey, I could get in trouble. That's right.

They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!

?? [Samba Playing On Record Player]

I said, Mr Carver -

? Hey, yeah, yeah ?

All this talk of codicils

Yep…That will do it.

- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?

Well, I'm here to pick up my date. Could you ring Fawn Liebowitz?

Huh! That makes sense.

Wait till Otto sees us! He loves us!

? Oh, baby I said we gotta go ?

kurbn kesimi cihad kesim

He can’t do that to our coaches

When did you ever smoke pot?

Mmm, yeah. [Kissing]

RoGa! RoGa! RoGa!

[Saxophone Riff]

all eligible for military service.

Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

Hi. I'm Shelly Dubinsky, Fawn's roommate.

[Screaming Continues]

It's not gonna be an orgy.

? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?

? This love we share ?

Whatever o this is...

There were blanks in that gun. I didn't even point the gun at him.

Don't cost nothin

Mr. President, what was the first order you gave when you set up the coronavirus task force?

? Back into my smile, child ?

Did you say over?

?? [Crescendo] You wanna dance?

Do you understand?

who's filling in for taylor smithehurst? lilliana hedslar.

Oh, 90% rayon… very nice!

[Grunting] Look!

Out with it BAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

who's filling in for laura newsome? jasmin shakya.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Okay, kid, off that mailbox.

Good. You're having a nice time. That's good. Good.

You fucked up... you trusted us

He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?

You fucked up You trusted us

Blow job! [Clears Throat, Coughs]

I'm today's substitute, Mr. Satan.

I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity...

Oh, We're Afraid To Go With You, Bluto. We Might Get In Trouble."

IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEKQUPI THAT IT IS BROKE

? What a wonderful world this would be ?

now the only thing i interact with is electricity because i'm german and my english isn't good at all. i intrept deaf braille. oh ok then you know those translation classes? yes. well maybe try enrolling.

you'll be out of here like shit through a goose!

What do you intend to do, sir? Delta's already on probation.

I think this situation absolutely requires a futile and stupid gesture

Might as well join the fuckin' Peace Corps.

So, if you mention extortion again...

To Trump supporters

- ? Come on now ? - ? Shout ?

- We can't afford to have a toga party. - You guys up for a toga party?

? Shama lama ? ? Hey, hey, baby ?

Fuck her. Fuck her brains out.

Happy Retirement Inspite of the fact that

? Don't know much about the French I took ?

and tomorrow night, you're gonna wrap yourself up in a bed sheet...

“You messed up! You trusted us!”

Forget it, he’s starfucking.

Oh, we have a Dean Wormer at Faber.

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Germans??

You've never made out with a girl before?

? The way that you do ?

[Pledges] I, state your name.

Uh... I'm gonna string 'em up by the balls!

Well put. You see, Pinto's never been laid.

to giving us just one more chance?

Put a sock on it, boy, or you'll be out of here like shit through a goose.

Why don't we go sit down somewhere?

Old, incompetent and senile is no way to get reelected, sir.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture

Toglia! Toglia! Toglia!

We Need the Dues

Is that a clip-on, by any chance? Hey, Boon, come over and check this out.

Did our boys worry about grain weight when they were killing nazis at iwo jima?

? Twistin'the night away ?

You're at the top of the Delta pledge class.

No, not tonight. Okay?

YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE, SMART GUY.

You Fucked Up. You Trusted Us."

If you want tricks to memorize notes on the fretboard You have to pay

Forget it, he's rolling