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Whatever o this is....
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life Unless you are meanfarmer
What the fuck happened to the abstract expressionists i used to know?
How's it feel to be an assholle Niederreiter
HEY! WHAT'S THIS LYING AROUND SHIT???
? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?
ooh I’m afraid to play in the Premier League Postecoglou, it’s too hard… WELL KISS MY ASS
PUT NEIDERMEYER ON IT. HE'S A SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT JUST LIKE YOU, RIGHT?
But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible...
I want you to tell Mr. Stratton and Mr. Schoenstein...
Helena Delt Dance
Iran getting spanked
Not me! I'm not gonna take this!
[Screaming]
I'm a zit. Get it?
You better listen to him Flounder
? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no, no ?
? You been so good to me ? Hoo-hoo!
Hi, I'm Josh Snyder Damn glad to meet you
Leadership's answer to bad managers
? What a wonderful world this would be ?
EPCHS Class of ‘82 A new low, I’m so ashamed
Time Keeper When CEFMS just is not cooperating
Vikings fan after every season
? You put the ooh, mao, mao ho-ho-ho-ho ?
hey hey
Tonight's theme...
Unless he was a complete Closet-case
Hey, Neidermeyer!
Rah rah...
Would you go out with me?
Carter. Zero point zero.
Ah. I think they like the idea, Hoov.
what would happen if julia gillard was a kettle? well she'd only burn her water off to cool and tax the steam out of her ears.
Melville??
I'd like to address these charges one at a time, if I may.
? Say ? ? You wanna please me ?
No.
You know that for sure? Well, no, but,
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.
Mohamet, uh, Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
I'll bet that Eric Stratton's lucky he's not in jail.
? Tossing and turning all night ?
YOU F@#$% UP. YOU TRUSTED US.
scoga! scoga! scoga!
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove!!!
Maybe he had a heart attack. Holy shit!
[Groaning] Now drop and give me 20.
Hi. That was Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. He was damn glad to meet you.
Uh, maybe a little faster.
Grab a brew. Don’t cost nothing.
An original thought?! In your head?! You’re all worthless & weak
? That is why ? Where do you go to school?
WHY NOT?
See if you can guess which earworm I am now
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!
You fucked up... You Trusted Q
We need to talk, men We need us some diversity
I thought you hated Neidermeyer's guts. I do.
[Yelling, Cheering] ?? [Louie, Louie']
Greg honey, is it supposed to be this soft
? Hey, that is why ?
War’s over
he's not ian snowgoosealana or ian gooselana or ian pigalana or ian snowbirdalana. or ian frogalana! or ian tadpolealana.
You F-ed up... you trusted us....
You’re gonna pork Marlene!!!
Toga … Toga … Toga
? Do the Bluto ?
? A little bit louder now ? ? Shout ?
yes we know penisis gambled the vomit debts off somewhere... gayle-lee gayle-lee -gayle pee on piss bumping slouching gayle-lee gayle-lee gayle- have a seiduse on new yrear's christmas 2020 day, gayle-lee gayle-lee gayle-lee home kirk bricking jump on gayle-lee gayle-lee gayle-lee always pee on poupee pontcha.
? They're kinda crazy but you'll dig the show ?
that decorum prohibits listing them here.
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
pledge representative to the social committee.
[Screaming Continues]
Whoa! Bye.
But you can't take the car, Otter. Fred wrote the mileage down.
I, myself, was so obnoxious,
Thank you Dr Turner, may I have another ?
Do your duty.
Jacob
You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine.
my three Oldsmobiles.
Remain calm! All is well!
Helena Delt formal
They can't do that to our cities Only we can do that to our cities
HE SAID THAT"S IT
I did...
excuse me maria lagonikos raelene snell's very wrinkled now and her boingkids ducted her wax tape and whacked her ear with a guitar! oh congratulations to her i hope she'll get it in with botox filters and thrumpyu strombalites which evolved from no hole zones.
He doesn't translate well into our generation, and his jokes are terrible.
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
Goldman’s largest facility? Forget it, he’s rolling.
Yeah. He can't do that to our pledges.
He's a sneaky little sh*t, just like you...
Are you sure, Babs? Why would Mandy want to see me?
The general consensus
Don't Cost Nothin'
OTIS!!!
? Hey, dance ?
It's the lowest on campus. It's the lowest in Faber history!
Pete. Your a homo Homo
Cooper Kupp Zero Point Zero
A new low, I’m so ashamed.
Seven years of college down the drain
That's government property. Come on. Let's go. Move it.
Come on.
don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies
They can’t be hostile to our country
Larry Kroger. This...
My Therapist prescribing lifestyle changes to handle the stress
Cut the cake.
YOU'RE A GOD-DAMNED DISGRACE!
[Dean Wormer] You're not walking out on this one, mister.
[Moaning] Oh, I used to touch Fawn this way.
Trump. You hate his guts, right?
GRAB E15 & FLEX FUEL EQUIPMENT. DONT COST NOTHIN
scoga! scoga! scoga!
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)
Wormer? He's a dead man!
You know damn well who it is. I'm sorry.
I'm Larry. Remember me? I took you to the party?
Take the cheese.
Seven years of college down the drain
? Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah ?
WESTHEIMER? Dead!
Don't worry I'm pre-law I thought you were premed. What's the difference?
Fat, drunk, and rustled is no way to go through life, son…
That Fortnite Emote be like That My siblings never use
? Twistin'the night away ?
Cooper. Zero point zero.
Put Mockford On It He's a sneaky little shit just like you are
Hey, wait a minute. That's not a star. Oh.
- [Neighing] - Aah!
Trooper, whoa... [Clang]
[Mandy Screaming]
I, state your name I, state your name
? Everybody's feelin'great ?
Lot of catching up
Flounder?
So, what are you majoring in? What?
SAVA? Dead!!
PJ Campbell... has no audience score.
What the hell we supposed to do you moron?
make sure you double secret vote
Why not?!
Houston
1993? Forget it. He's rolling.
Aw, Trooper, baby. Baby, Trooper.
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
the tough get goin'!
? At the Animal House ?
This situation absolutely requires A really stupid and futile gesture
Don't worry I'm pre-law I thought you were pre-med?
You're big baboon !
My response to the latest Chapala legislation.
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
They said every one of our answers on the psych test were wrong.
Homo’s Bitches
Hungy, posoned and Blind is no way to go through life, son.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Boba! Boba! Boba! Boba!
And one, two, three, four…
[Screams]
I didn't know Joe was a Delta...?
Yeah. I don't take anything seriously.
Absolutely. You know what we gotta do?
May I have 10,000 wireless chargers, please?
? That had no end ?
Germans?
Hey come on, MGMT 883!
Whoa, big fella. Whoa. Whoa.
Then as of this moment they're on double secret notice!!!
A new low, I'm so ashamed
? Animal House ?
Oh, if there's anything I can do.
Cocaine Mitch Loves Us
who's filling in for melissa kendrew? deena netsan.
GOD DAMN SONOVABITCH, I’LL KILL YA YA SCUMBAG JERKOFF ASSHOLE!
and after established drinking hours.
He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?
Psuedo Please
What's that on your chest, mister?
GRAB E15 EQUIPMENT. DON'T COST NOTHIN'.
Lady G Lending a hand
Where's Boon? Katy, listen to me.
Hi. My name is Kent Dorfman.
Yeah. Yeah?
When your buddy says "Get on Tarkov"
He’s rolling
That boy is a P-I-G pig.
?? [Indistinct Singing]
f
Get a blow job. Don't cost nothin'.
you'll be out of here like shit through a goose!
[Cadets Together] Faber!
Looks like somebody forgot there's a rule against alcoholic beverages...