Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, God, look what just creeped in.

- Out with it. - [Retching]

Hey! Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

scoga! scoga! scoga!

[Liquid Splashing]

I’ll write you a note, I’ll say… You’re too well to attend.

[Glass Shatters]

You fucked up. You trusted us!

- ? Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey ? - ? Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey ?

THERE IS A LITTLE KNOWN CODICIL IN THE ELON COLLEGE CONSTITUTION-ONLY THE BEST OF THE BEST GET ANDREW FLORENCE AS A PROFESSOR

SCOGA! SCOGA! SCOGA! SCOGA!

Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond.

Well, can I just massage your thighs while you eat?

-Dungeon? -For life,

Look. As the mayor of Faber, I've got big responsibilities.

If you’re not even gonna try… I’m just gonna stop.

it used to be donna jonesn herself with the hose and roll on the floor with rejavia notlan and pia perroni to make it wet but she quit so it would be chraisma mosmin taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

scoga! scoga! scoga!

Very surprised.

probably as boring as you find Milton.

I think he’s just dreamy!

as recorded this day, 15 November, 1962.

Just mention Modern Art, civil rights or folk music and you're in like Flynn

Boon I anticipate a deeply religious experience

For God's sake, please! They're looting the Whole Foods!

[Whinnying, Humming]

? Turning and tossing ?

It's a UOAP Pin, Sir. A UOAPPP Pin!

? Dean Wormer tried to shut us down ?

They'll take this seriously

Besides, you might get lucky without it.

My advice to Scottie Scheffler Is start drinking heavily

From now on, your name is...bingo.

That would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.

Thank you sir...may I have another

Good idea. All right.

Did she put you up to this? Oh, that minx.

You'll get your chance Smart Guy

The issue here is not whether I took a few liberties with the PPQ report write up.... I did...

It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club.

SAMA LAMA DING DONG TIME

My advice to you... Start drinking heavily

Bottom of the 13th Dave Roberts’ inner monologue

Come on, Mandy, honey. You know I'd tell you.

but a lot of outstanding guys...

Put Stallions on it, he’s a sneaky little shot, just like you.

What the hell we supposed to do you moron?

Thank you Sir May I have another

Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Wall street greed class.

First, that the Delta House did knowingly violate the rules...

You and all your sick Delta buddies.

Face it Vikes fans you fucked uo You trusted us

YOU FUCKED UP... YOU TRUSTED US!

They took the bar, the whole fucking bar

Let's make a wish. [Gregg Laughs]

Why, no, not at all. Go right ahead.

? Be through ? ? Get through, Paula ?

Was this part of conversation?

We're just the guys to do it.

Downstairs, pissed off about something.

And one, two, three, four…

[Tires Screeching]

The time has come for someone to put his foot down...

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.

You fucked up you trusted us

7 years of college down the drain

I put it to you, Gregg.

? Animal House ?

I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.

Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job.

It's a distinct possibility

If you want Wonder Woman in your home... you have to pay...

? Now wait a minute ?

jackson stop being a bowoumppoohoosossuka bohsoump! ok mom i'll stop being a bowpabromp bawa bump bohwy bowhy bowserbowpabohmpastarfromp bosty bohoump!

? That had no stone ?

Gov't to dying COVID patient

Thank you very much.

No NFL for me today thanks

Only WE can do that to the men in our group!

It wasn't that great.

IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEK yoU PI THAT IT IS BROKE

"No more fun of any kind!"

scoga! scoga! scoga! scoga!

Whoa! Excuse me! Pardon me. Pardon me.

Drunk and stupid is no way to cross a highway

? Say that you, you can dance ?

DOUBLE SECRET PROBATION

It's a pledge pin, sir. A pledge pin?

with charges against Delta Tau Chi.

sec, I don't think it's right that you extort money from the college.

[Whistle Blows, Tires Screeching]

Do you mind…..

? I said we gotta go now ?

? Be through ? ? I can't wait no more for you ??

Falcon fans be like

by serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week...

Do you mind if we use govt. cheese wif your burger?

Adroit Miltonist. Damn glad to meet you

Point of parliamentary procedure!

Dress that line, soldier.

Who dumped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet?

If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl...

don’t cost nothin

Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.

Hey Niemeyer Happy Birthday

You guys playing cards?

The “new” RNC to Trump:

War’s over man. LSU dropped the big one.

This is how you are supposed to handle this

? I wanna marry you ?

?? [Saxophone Riff]

Kandahar? Forget it. He's rolling.

Biden to all those he left in Afghanistan

? Science book ? ? Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ?

Assume the position.

? Louie, Louie ?

?? [Croaking William Tell Overture]

- ? A little bit louder now ? - ? Shout ?

Maybe an 8th year at USC is what I need!!!

Tron Carter, U.S. golfer. Damn glad to meet you.

I'll have your legs broken.

Here. Let me take your coat.

What are you majoring in? Primitive cultures.

? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?

Broda Broda Broda Broda Broda Broda

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

? I said I want you to know right now ?

- ? That is why ? - ? That is why ?

I think this situation absolutely requires

Aldi! Aldi! Aldi! Here we come!

Thank you, Allah!

DEMS TO YOUNG VOTERS: "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU TRUSTED US!"

[Watches Ticking]

- Johnson! My man! - ? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?

What a shame...

He wants it back by Sunday!

I just talked to her last week.

Will that work? Hey, it’s gotta work better than the truth!

[Man] jumping jacks.

Leaving. What a good idea.

yes beryl brownerette? what do you want? i want to do some dalkering in doha.

Generating Alpha in SRS

For if you do...

She thinks you're an immature jerk, huh?

Looks like I missed something.

Thanks. Got a lot of catchin' up to do.

They can close our borders Only we can close our borders