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Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
We're out. Whoo!
Tell us if you're in or out, you assholes!
They call me Otter.
- Amen. - Sergeant at arms.
what the fuck happened to the EBYPAA i used to know?
What are we gonna do? Road Trip
[Thud]
? I gave my... ??
Hi there, Kent. Hi, Larry.
What happened to you? Stroh.
How does it feel to be an asshole, Neidermeyer?
"I Don't Want No Drunken Riots In My Town."
What are we going to do?
She was killed in a rare kiln accident.
What The Fuck Happened To The Penthouse I Used To Know
Double secret internal root door? and that means....
Good. Larry Kroger is now pledged to Delta Tau Chi. Next slide, D-Day.
Monday morning
[Groaning]
Faber College, Pennsylvania Hooked it. Shit.
"It's a fraternity party, I have to go." The way I feel about twisted work meetings...
Uh, with liberty and fraternity for all.
you are all worthless and weak
Suzanne be like Triple Secrete Probation, whatever that is
Forget it, he's rolling
Dak to Biggs
No, don't worry. Just keep your hands and feet away from his mouth.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Otter, don't flatter yourself. It wasn't that great. Not great??
who's filling in for crystal gadenne? melody henderson.
We need to talk, men We need us some of that Diversity Stuff
DFAY's lack of Telegram love
? Let's go ??
Tollgate! Tollgate! Tollgate!
Suzanne be like
will speak on behalf of Delta House.
Hi. We already met. and Chip Diller.
Trump’s lawyers
He was going to make a pot for me…..
You ever smoked before?
Top line Bottom line
There's a distinct possibility
? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no ?
GENTLEFAGOOS! [*CHEERING*]
My access
Got a lot of catchin' up to do.
Oh, boy!
Danish Mehboob Mehboob Akhtar
and could you... get three dates for my friends?
Now...... Do it!
? And Mrs. Wormer she's the queen of the ?
cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel!!!!
satan.
Lacroix’s Homemade Ice cream
? Shama lama, baby ?
scoga! scoga! scoga!
When asked what Kevin Richards' goals-against average was at the recent Mayor's Gold Cup in Hawaii, Dean Wormer answered . . .
I think you'd be glad later if you weren't here now.
So we might as well have a good time.
When you're getting run over in a crowded trade...
[Screaming Continues]
Now you've had it! Officers, officers, please!
Niedermeyer Sneaky Little sHi
Babs, I want you to do something for me.
Yeah. Good luck.
Otter, this is ridiculous. What’re we gonna do? Road trip.
Goa! Goa! Goa! Goa!
They took the house! The whole fucking house!
road trip!
Is he bigger than me?
what's my braking beaks name?? i've given this a lot of thought
Generating Alpha in SRS
Going to be at Syracuse
Mr. Hoover.
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
They spilled the bourbon. All the fucking bourbon.
Grab A Glue. Don't Cost Nothin'
“Oh, we’re afraid to go with you, DillonDomer. We might get in trouble.”
What? Why?
As of this moment, you're on Doubke Secret Probation!
Fawn Liebowitz?
A new low
PWIPE! PWIPE! PWIPE! PWIPE!
? Mr. Jennings has got his wig on tight ?
- Germans? - Forget it, he’s rolling.
? I said we gotta go ??
Well, uh, looks like we're gonna be a couple of flowers short...
What's my Delta Tau Chi name?
I think this situation absolutely requires a really foolish and stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part And we’re just the guys to do it
so profound and disgusting...
Goddamn son of a bitch!
? Maybe if we do the Bluto ?
Did you get the grade reports on the Deltas yet?
A wimp And a blimp
I don't know, Lar. I don't think you're trying very hard.
? That is why ? ? That is why ?
ok me mom's a snow willy wagtail and she goes ch ch ch ch ch ch ccc cheap when she wakes up everymorning! yes granny snow willy wagtail taught her well yes she's 100% snowy! and she's really enfunkled up to japanese ensemphalitis in canker's writs from grandma ohhoooddnaoddgogno which got her a nappy start at _56 years old!
Forget it. He’s rolling.
We passed the bill! The whole F'ing bill!
LEGACY
We'd like to do for you now a tune entitled Shama Lama Ding Dong. Hit it.
Otis!! My man!
We just want you to enjoy yourselves while you're here.
Do you wanna dance? Yeah!
We're on double secret probation, whatever that is.
We can't afford to have a toga party you guys up for a toga party?
Sidney, Jugless, Mohamet, Lonnie...
From now on your name is....Python
Okay.
- Well done. - Robert Hoover...
Sunseri at the TPWG....
Thank you, God
No more Delta!
Forget it, she's retarded
[Whistling, Shouting]
Did your mother buy that for you? Yeah.
Stoned and floating is no way to go through life, Bob
Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons...
Whoa. Great pair of togas.
Take an oath
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
[Clears Throat] Fawn Liebowitz.
-Dungeon? -For life.
War's over, man. Wednesday dropped the big one.
How does it feel to be an independent, Schoenstein?
Your Last name!!!
Everest Trusted KBIC
Then as of this moment, they're on double secret probation.
Straighten that cap. And goddamn it, tuck up those pajamas.
[Boisterous Laughing]
Bernie wearing a pledge pin
What the hell happened to The Mill I used to know?
Rush Chairman Damn glad to meet you!
We now consecrate the bond of obedience.
Usually, unless the pledge in question turns out to be real closet case.
As of this moment I am now billing DOUBLE SECRET TRIPLE TIME!
These are our name tag hostesses, Mandy Pepperidge and Babs Jansen.
FORGET IT, HE'S ROLLING
I'll say. What?
Fat, drunk and stupid
Belongs
We're just the guys to do it
No no no!
I won’t go schizo, will I?
[Phone Ringing]
.
Oh boy, is this great!
Now was Milton trying to tell us...
Animal house Double rock and rye
You’re all Worthless and Weak!
You guys playing cards?
Put collins on it He's a sneaky little shit just like you
mao mao mao : )
Golf without Jake
Hi, Tom Orren, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
Hi there, fellas. Like you to meet Ken and Lonnie.
Of course I'm talking about Delta, you twerp!
? Here's a man in evenin'clothes ?
MarkCO For Shame
Mr. Marshal, the streets of Faber are yours.
Yes, but...
YOU FUCKED UP YOU TRUSTED US
Tollgate! tollgate! tollgate!
I guess so. You guess so?
? Boon and Katy playing cat and mouse ?
? Hey, baby, won't you take a chance ? [Yelling, Indistinct]
Let’s do it!!!!