Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals.

Well, well, well.

And what about that horse? Is there anything in the world...

YOU FUCKED UP! YOU TRUSTED US!

Honestly, Boon, you're 21 years old. Six months, you're gonna graduate...

Hi. You want a beer... Larry?

Food King, Food King, Food King!

Otter, don't flatter yourself. It wasn't that great.

who's filling in for benjamin sherman? adam hedvbury.

You fucked up. You trusted me!

You will speak when you're told to speak and not before! Read.

We can’t pick up trouba - we get him every year and he kills us

[Both] Toga party.

What a shame ...

Well, if you must know... Eric was just leaving.

- ? That is why ? - ? That is why ?

Uh, Katy, I don't think you should stay around here.

Was it "just a game" when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

? Every girl falls into his hands ?

? We're goin'outta here ?

? Shout, shout, shout, shout, shout shout, shout, shout, shout ??

Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking exam!

No. Just some harmless fun. Buy me a dinner tonight?

Youngstown Bound

Do you think you could see your way To giving us a second chance?

My NCAA bracket A new low

YOU EFFED UP. YOU TRUSTED US.

A couple of major league yabos

That boy is a P-I-G Pig!

What'd Katy say? She wasn't home.

Why Pinto? [Belching] Why not?

That's funny. Very funny.

What The Fuck Happened To The Delta I Used To Know

This could be the greatest BD of our lives…

Christ! Seven Years of College Down the Drain.

Can I buy some pot from you?

He can't do that to our pledges

What the fuck happened to the zoo I used to know?

Do you mind if we dance with you Smiles? Wiggles and Giggles

Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life Unless you are meanfarmer

since the beginning of this semester.

Six years of college down the drain

It's too depressing to think about.

Four and a half years. Must be very good.

Uh… I, state your name….

Fat, drunk, and rustled is no way to go through life, son…

Gregg, is anything happening yet? My arm's kind of tired.

Will you tell those assholes to shut up?

Gregg, honey? Huh?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Huh? Do you wanna dance?

My brother Fred was a Delta. That makes me a legacy.

Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat.

You're using my police, my sanitation people...

oh sorry blown away! flop! bump! bowsch! cap! bop! bash! bing! bimp bomp!

Get up, you faggots! Get up and charge!

I just got an email from HR

We can’t - he kills us every year

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Stand up and fight, for Christ's sake!

Well, let me tell you the story of another loser.

If you’re not even gonna try… I’m just gonna stop.

They're well-known homosexuals.

They confiscated everything, even the stuff we didn't steal.

They reminded me of criminals. They were horrible.

This may seem an inoppertune time Director Air National Guard but could you give us one more chance?

? Who's sorry now ? Hey, do you know where Mandy is?

[Microphone Humming] Testing.

Do I have to leave?

This may seem like an inopportune moment to ask, dean wormer, But do you think you could see fit to give us one more chance?

Bill' s 2017-18 Season

- Thank you. - Is she coming down?

You know, I know, everybody knows that Otter certainly had it coming.

going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet.

- Otis! My man! - ? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?

Well, you can do what you want to us...

You F-ed up--you trusted us.

Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little s**t

[Screaming Continues]

scoga! scoga! scoga!

Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.

Skare when in psuedo's group

Nothing for me today, thanks

Meanwhile at the BDE Conference call...

[Gregg Pounding Gavel] Order!

you are all worthless and weak

I'm trying to figure out... Darn it, Gregg.

? Stronger than the highest mountain ?

We're on double secret probation... Whatever that is!

? Aw, man, there ain't nothin'like ?? This is Sissy, my steady girl.

I don't think the Deltas will be giving us any more trouble.

but do you think you could see your way clear...

Is that a clip on by any chance?

[Sputtering, Coughs]

Happy birthday! All is well!

May I have ten thousand marbles, please?

From now on, your name is Flounder.

Registration Shag Greeting USA Grand Nationals

Hey, shut up, you assholes!

One, two, three, four, five.

For God's sake, please! They're looting the Whole Foods!

Hoover! Hoover! Ow!

Mahomes?? Dead!!

Sophomore dies in kiln explosion?

I’m going to revoke your charter!

Wordle fans...................................... .............................New York Times

This is Hoover's room. Oh, yeah? It's neat.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.

Hey Andy McIntyre, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you

Nothing is over until we decide it is!

The Democrats The American People

That boy is a P-l-G pig.

No, Boon, you just got here. I've been downstairs for an hour...

Marmalard? Dead!

Didn't connect with the execution?

There you go. Ahem.

What’s the difference

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Every spring, the toilets explode

Don't you have any respect for yourself? Put on a shirt

Say, those guys are comin' pretty fast.

Safe team Boose

DEJESUS EN SU PRIMERA VEZ CON SU VECINA UNALI

Don't worry, Carmine. I've got those boys just where I want 'em.

What's the matter?

? Animal House ?

Kent, come on over here. I like the tie. Great tie, don't you think?

How are you? Hi. How are you?

You're finished.

Remain calm. All is well.

I'll have your legs broken

We now consecrate the bond of obedience. Assume the position.

Otter, you are the rush chairman. You should be present at the rush party.

It's cute, but I think I'll pass this time.

and that's Carl Phillips, editor ofThe Daily Faberian...

The hardest part about the lockdown.

Hey. GVoR, Techy, Coastal Elitist Snob. Damn glad to meet you

On your uniform?

[Siren Wailing, Tires Screeching]

Mine is bigger then Dum Dumbs

What the CDC won’t tell vaccine disciples….

By the way, my name is Eric Stratton. They call me Otter.

How does it feel to be an independent Staples?

- ? No one else can compare ? - You girls come here often?

and this fraternity of yours has had it...

“I think thus situation absolutely requires a futile a7 stupid gesture be done on somebody’s part” “We’re just the guys to do it”

We passed the bill! The whole F'ing bill!

? For maybe by being an A 'student, baby ?

Mr. President, do we have to listen to any more of this?

Her roommate is. Fawn isn't here. She...

? They're twistin', twistin'?

Run the light. Don't cost nothin.

Faithfully submitted, Ryan J. Smootermeyer...

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He can’t do that to our coaches