Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Broda! Broda!
Mr. Ladera
See if you can guess what I am now.
We are on double secret probation
Will that work? Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEK yoU PI THAT IT IS BROKE
Your name is...Nillaconda
It's a Delta pin, sir.
Could I buy some pot from you?
What’s the difference?
Your brother's insurance company buys him a new car.
FAT, DRUNK, AND STUPID IS NO WAY TO GO THROUGH LIFE, LIZ.
you'll despise yourself forever.
- I was told I'd have a chance to... - That's enough!
A new low. I'm so ashamed.
Have another beer, Larry. He’s just kidding.
Whew. Hey, he's in there.
What a shame... That a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone...
She was gonna make a pot for me.
? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ?
[Shelly Screaming]
Point of parliamentary procedure
14 Point
? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I said Louie, Louie ?
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
This calls for a really futile and stupid gesture... And we're just the guys to do it!
Will that work? Hey. It's gotta work better than the truth!
Welcome back Wintermeyer
What did he say?
Ramming speed!
No more fun of any kind
Put Neidermeyer on it. He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?
Hey Jack, where is Yves At? Zero point zero
Rah, rah! Hey, look!
It's dented.
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL S.E.K U PI THAT IT IS BROKE
THE NEGROES TOOK OUR DATES!
Not great?
20 years of CT efforts down the drain
Why is trev on the sideline? why not?
? I want money ?
The Dining Hall
who's filling in for lauranne backes? sharon waltham.
You f-ed up.... you trusted us...
Double secret probation, sir?
I hope I score... oh boy! Oh boy!
Those babies really can move across the sky.
We passed the bill! The whole F'ing bill!
Who's with me?!?!?
Thank you, Mr. Mayor. [Microphone Feedback Screeching]
Slurpee party.
We gotta take these bastards.
Let me give you another hint. Does this ring a bell?
- ? Yeah, yeah, right ? - ? Shout ?
PUT NEIDERMEYER ON IT. HE'S A SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT JUST LIKE YOU, RIGHT?
but you're gonna let it be the worst.
Gee, I'm almost sorry I missed it. What'd you do? Human sacrifice?
I won't go schizo will I?
What are the chances?
You're all worthless and weak!
Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner?
? But I do know that I love you ?
those assholes must have stolen the wrong signals
[Both Yelling]
From now on your name is Fredo
? Hey, hey, Paula ?
It's just a prank. I'm pledging a fraternity.
USA Grand Nationals Memorial Day Weekend Atlanta, Ga
Thank you, ADYEN. May I have another?
SCOGA! SCOGA! SCOGA!
? Chip, Doug and Gregg they're second to none ?
Has No Grade Point Average
Go away! I'm sorry. I can only stay a minute.
Cytokines....can't live with 'em can't live without em
Nothing is over Until Aziz says it is.
? And the deepest sea ? Are you all right?
True
[Bellowing]
It's moving too fast. Probably a 707.
Could be one little tiny universe.
to this year's honorary grand marshal...
scoga! scoga! scoga!
Oh, were afraid to go with you Urban,,, We might get in Trouble..
? That had no bones ?
Hi, Robert. Katy, have you seen Boon?
D- Day takes care of the wreck. We report it to the police.
And one, two, three, four.
? French I took ? ? Yeah ?
I've never seen anything like this. I'll see you later.
- Listen. You don't have... - Now, she should be decent-looking...
in the fingernail of some other giant being.
- ? Come on now ? - ? Shout ?
- Stop. Stop! - [Mouthing Mandy]
do the mirrabooka community hall still want gina strangewomanwithaboingyfaceihopeshegetskilledgogno boinging people with that boingy justin guy? no she left but they were gonna fire her anyway to boing herself.
Swearing in ceremony Eat me!
Home, Donald. We just got here.
Must've been some party. Unbelievable!
Mark Khotz called Just to call you an asshole
Zero point two.
7, comma, triple zero
THERE IS A LITTLE KNOWN CODICIL IN THE ELON COLLEGE CONSTITUION-ONLY THE BEST OF THE BEST GET ANDREW FLORENCE AS A PROFESSOR
I'm a zit. Get it?
My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Oh!
Food FIIIIIGHT!
Yeah. How's that?
Come outta there, you bastards!
Give me that. Give me that.
Germans? Forget it, he's rolling.
Natalie, do you mind if I dance with your dates!
who's filling in for belinda jefferies? cheryl de coursey.
Jesus! What's goin' on?
- What a tool. - I didn't get that, son. What was that?
Well, you can do what you want to us. But we’re not going to sit here And listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
[Glass Shattering]
and could you... get three dates for my friends?
Nothing for me today, thanks!
? Smile, child, hey... ?
?? [Music Continues, Indistinct] [Yelling]
You fucked up! You trusted me to order the right item
?? [Piano] There are a lot of great guys here...
A new low. I'm so ashamed.
Vinne Pasquantino
? That's what I want ?
It's a UOAP Pin, Sir. A UOAP Pin!
What's your major? Primitive cultures
cookie party
Mister, hold my mount.
Put Absher on it, he's a sneaky little shit
Wow. You're even prettier than Kent said you were.
Turn the car around. I'll be right back.
Wait ‘til Ottis sees us! He Loves Us!
The whole point is just to enjoy yourself.
For shame! Lawrence, I'm surprised at you.
because you clowns have been on double secret probation...
I’ll get my coat.
- ? Hey, hey, yeah ? - ? Shout ?
Listen, I'm not joking...this is my job! I wore the exact same 5-button vest with the top button undone today.
Don't be a fruit, okay?
"You guys playing cards?"
Too bad. I think he's just dreamy.
They can’t close their borders. Yeah, only we can close our borders.
Thank you, sir. May I have another?
Major league yabos
Alex Smith...Has no QBR
Hi. I'm Frank Lymon from Amherst, Fawn's fiance.
Sure, come on in.
Nickelback!!!! Nickelback!!!!
so I'm just gonna tell you.
? In my rama rama ding dong ?
Yes, well, marvelous day. Yes.
Did she put you up to this? Oh, that minx.
What? Over?
You going out tonight, Otter?
Well I don’t know, I think he’s kinda cute Ewwwwwww!
There is a little-known codicil in the Faber College constitution...
- Tommy? - Tommy?
? Your love can give me such a thrill ?
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
You guys playing cards?
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.
You still want to show me your cucumber?
Uh-huh. Norma?
- Okay. Now wait. Okay. - Come on!
Dean Vernon Wormer.
Whoo! Hoo-ha! Where'd he get the wheels?
Otis! My Man!!
It was Greggy and Dougie and some of the other Hitler Youth
You better sit on that zoo fraternity of yours.
? Flounder's left shoe is always on his right ?
[Crowd Cheering]
He's gonna kill me! This car is expensive!
I’ll write you a note. I’ll say you’re too well to attend.
I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part! We’re just the guys to do it.
Face it, Kent. You threw up on Dean Wormer.
Good. [Continues Chuckling]
? He came in handy when we were short a skunk ?
Boom squad Dead!
Thanks! I needed that!
Sure don't, Gregg. She said she was just gonna wash her hair.
Flounder, I am appointing you...
I'm here, Frank. I'm here.
when asked at the press conference what Kevin Richards' goals against average was at the recent Mayor's Gold cup tournament in hawaii Dean wormer answered . . .
Fat, dumb, and rustled is no way to go through life, son
Hey, why don't we go out tonight?
who's filling in for jodie tivak? donna loski.
HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE AN ASSHOLE, NIEDERREITER?
How I feel about the NFL!
Major league yobbos.
For Christ's sake, Carmine! How the hell could it be my fault?
Oh boy! Is this great!
Daniel Simpson Day... has no grade point average.
Why are you so interested in my social life? Where's Katy?
which gives the dean unlimited power to preserve order...
You guys playing cards?
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
[Boon] Now, I want you to fix Pinto up, but it's gotta be a very special girl.
Road Trip!