Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

All right, Jake. You don't have to get defensive.

You want me to live in Lala-land? Is that what it is?

Like Damn, I Thought We’s Family? We is Family, Blood, Thick as Thieves, La Familia, You Blac Youngsta Silkk the Shocker Looking Ass Boy

-It's going around here in Coney Island. -Yeah, yeah. It's contagious.

-Honey, I really need you to meet with that guy I was telling you about. -Who?

-I ain't getting a damn thing! -Jesus!

I just want to feel you inside of me...

Where Christ is in all this crisis

Pay whom what? You ain't got no real money anyway anyhow.

Don't try any funny business.

What most impresses me about Jesus Shuttlesworth...

Everybody and their mama's running around saying they're born again.

-I love it! -You look great! You look fucking wonderful!

-Daddy, leave me alone! -Jake, that's some wrong shit, man.

You know how you do, coming off and all that. Taw!

-Hook a brother up. -Give me some money.

Come on now. Play ball.

You know you're going to leave me.

-Isn't that right, Chick? -Yeah, oh, yeah.

Ahh, ohh, what's that sound

-Oh, so I should thank you then, huh? -I don't give a fuck.

You know, when you threw that ball over the fence, it got lost.

You've reached Mary and Jesus. We're not at home.

I need some Similac for my baby. I need some Pampers for my baby.

Elbow me if-- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

You know, you haven't had too much success with your son yet.

-Don't never let them see you weak. -This is for everything.

Just 'cause a man bigger than you, don't mean he better than you.

and... it would mean a lot to me.

Of course I met women. I got introduced to everybody.

He's cheating, Jesus.

Come on, go strong, Jesus.

Of course we're going to be around. What the fuck you think we're going to do?

You swear you Jordan up in this piece. You foul motherfuckers too.

Yeah, that's right, this cut goes out to all y'all...

Yeah. Come on, baby.

-These are my peeps right here. -Yo, man, it's your pops.

You know, an advance or something like that? I'm broke.

They hurt like hell, son.

No money, no cars, no job for your family?

People really do care about you.

That's Lala. Lala Bonilla, Jesus' lady.

So why did you let this stranger in our house?

Nah, he's not going to mean any trouble.

-That wasn't hard for me. -Oh, my God.

They're just trying to get over, trying to get a piece of Jesus, that's all.

can't be worked out over the phone or--

Number one: You ain't on vacation.

I told him I'd be here at the Garden.

This is your money. Hey, this is yours.

All right. Why you allow Sweetness...

It's your ball.

Cockroach this then. Cockroach this.

This is what my daddy brought up here from Mississippi.

Don't try to play me for no fool now.

-With a gun over there -Yeah, that's right. Ha-ha!

Because I'm too young. I cannot wait until I'm 18.

P.S.--Your sister misses you badly.

Yeah, I know that too.

Them white girls over there, man, they do your dirty drawers.

-Booger, take your cousin in your room. -Go in the room.

Don't freestyle much but I write them like such

We can help each other.

You see Molly over there, man?

Things didn't work out exactly as we planned,

Crudup. Just make sure she's clean, my man.

Come on. Please?

like your father.

You can play with my Sony Playstation.

Uh, low self-esteem. I was abused as a child.

Lincoln! Linc--Linc--Linc-- Lincoln! Roll call!

Your ass is ours. You understand that?

-Uh-oh. -It's, uh, really cool.

It's time for you to get to stepping.

-Son-- -Hey, don't push me, man.

Jesus of the playgrounds. That's the truth, son.

-You're going to wake up a whole bunch of angry black folk. -I don't give a fuck!

-Please? -They got game, he got game

-Man, I quit! -You quit?

Folks don't even own themselves

-Give it to me, James. -Take it.

Leaving reality Believe in fantasy

Well, Jake, I think it's time for all of us to go back home.

-About what? -About, number one, where you going to go to school.

Just in case you get any smart ideas, we will track you down.

You ain't got no job, son! No J-O-B!

-What? -This whole world is bugged.

It might feel good It might sound a little something

-I asked for you. -You must be out of your mojo mind.

-It's a great game, isn't it? -Basketball, yes.

-Jesus! Jesus! -Jesus!

-What about Mary's? -I tore those up too.

-You better play some defence. -I give you that.

Yeah. So y'all going to be following me everywhere I go?

A female friend, and I'd like to take her someplace other than Nathan's.

-If your mother could see--

There were women at this college. There are women all over the place.

I’m Going into the Bedroom Fine Then

Don't never let them see you weak. Let me tell you something.

in these United States of America?

I don't know if I should. I could get in trouble.

-You should have seen your boy today. -What did he do?

-Let's see what you got. -I got--

-Daddy. -Lord have mercy!

What they offering you, boy? What they going to give you?

-Yeah? Ain't as good as this though.

Give me one at a time, one at a time.

Yeah, I almost forgot.

What about Stephon Marbury?

-We got game, they got game he got game -What's going down

I can't believe this. I really can't.

Human beings screaming vocal javelins

You got to take it back, give it back, do what you got to do.

Your brother, he's doing all right, huh?

-What? -I quit. I'm out of here.

-I'm, uh, Jake. Jake-- -Please, no last names.

-And this will be-- -The most important decision-- -In your life.

How are you doing, son? Can I talk to you for a second?

This the play-offs No payoffs, strictly skills

-Yeah! -With the most finesse. Roll call!

He tells me to get you, so I get you.

I'll play you, one-on-one, to 11.

Look, I don't know who you been talking to or who you think I am,

They get caught smoking crack in the hotel with ten whores.

That's why I don't like playing with your ass, son.

Good, not great athlete.

People use Even murders excused

And who's underpaid that got fouled at the basket

to the Promised Land despite being down late the second half.

I said sit down. I'm your daddy and you're going to do what I tell you.

-I can't have anything but the best. -This Hilfiger sweater--