Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Them white girls over there, man, they do your dirty drawers.

-About what? -About, number one, where you going to go to school.

Number one: You ain't on vacation.

-Daddy, leave me alone! -Jake, that's some wrong shit, man.

You know, when you threw that ball over the fence, it got lost.

-Man, I quit! -You quit?

Well, Jake, I think it's time for all of us to go back home.

People really do care about you.

Come on, go strong, Jesus.

Yeah. Come on, baby.

They hurt like hell, son.

can't be worked out over the phone or--

Your brother, he's doing all right, huh?

-I'm, uh, Jake. Jake-- -Please, no last names.

-Honey, I really need you to meet with that guy I was telling you about. -Who?

You want me to live in Lala-land? Is that what it is?

-Isn't that right, Chick? -Yeah, oh, yeah.

You see Molly over there, man?

What most impresses me about Jesus Shuttlesworth...

-You're going to wake up a whole bunch of angry black folk. -I don't give a fuck!

-Don't never let them see you weak. -This is for everything.

I can't believe this. I really can't.

-What? -This whole world is bugged.

Folks don't even own themselves

-That wasn't hard for me. -Oh, my God.

What they offering you, boy? What they going to give you?

-What about Mary's? -I tore those up too.

This is your money. Hey, this is yours.

So why did you let this stranger in our house?

Crudup. Just make sure she's clean, my man.

All right. Why you allow Sweetness...

-Let's see what you got. -I got--

I just want to feel you inside of me...

-It's going around here in Coney Island. -Yeah, yeah. It's contagious.

And who's underpaid that got fouled at the basket

I said sit down. I'm your daddy and you're going to do what I tell you.

Just 'cause a man bigger than you, don't mean he better than you.

It's your ball.

What about Stephon Marbury?

Yeah. So y'all going to be following me everywhere I go?

to the Promised Land despite being down late the second half.

You know you're going to leave me.

I don't know if I should. I could get in trouble.

All right, Jake. You don't have to get defensive.

Don't try to play me for no fool now.

and... it would mean a lot to me.

He tells me to get you, so I get you.

Leaving reality Believe in fantasy

-Booger, take your cousin in your room. -Go in the room.

You ain't got no job, son! No J-O-B!

Look, I don't know who you been talking to or who you think I am,

Nah, he's not going to mean any trouble.

Because I'm too young. I cannot wait until I'm 18.

-Uh-oh. -It's, uh, really cool.

That's why I don't like playing with your ass, son.

-We got game, they got game he got game -What's going down

Uh, low self-esteem. I was abused as a child.

They get caught smoking crack in the hotel with ten whores.

Come on now. Play ball.

You've reached Mary and Jesus. We're not at home.

Good, not great athlete.

Just in case you get any smart ideas, we will track you down.

-Give it to me, James. -Take it.

No money, no cars, no job for your family?

It's time for you to get to stepping.

-You should have seen your boy today. -What did he do?

-These are my peeps right here. -Yo, man, it's your pops.

-It's a great game, isn't it? -Basketball, yes.

-Yeah! -With the most finesse. Roll call!

Of course we're going to be around. What the fuck you think we're going to do?

-Yeah? Ain't as good as this though.

-What? -I quit. I'm out of here.

-With a gun over there -Yeah, that's right. Ha-ha!

You know how you do, coming off and all that. Taw!

I'll play you, one-on-one, to 11.

Lincoln! Linc--Linc--Linc-- Lincoln! Roll call!

That's Lala. Lala Bonilla, Jesus' lady.

-I can't have anything but the best. -This Hilfiger sweater--

Human beings screaming vocal javelins

You can play with my Sony Playstation.

Yeah, that's right, this cut goes out to all y'all...

We can help each other.

-Jesus! Jesus! -Jesus!

It might feel good It might sound a little something

Your ass is ours. You understand that?

Come on. Please?

How are you doing, son? Can I talk to you for a second?

-I love it! -You look great! You look fucking wonderful!

-You better play some defence. -I give you that.

-Son-- -Hey, don't push me, man.

Elbow me if-- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

People use Even murders excused

Pay whom what? You ain't got no real money anyway anyhow.

Yeah, I know that too.

Jesus of the playgrounds. That's the truth, son.

This is what my daddy brought up here from Mississippi.

Don't never let them see you weak. Let me tell you something.

A female friend, and I'd like to take her someplace other than Nathan's.

I told him I'd be here at the Garden.

You know, an advance or something like that? I'm broke.

I need some Similac for my baby. I need some Pampers for my baby.

Of course I met women. I got introduced to everybody.

-I asked for you. -You must be out of your mojo mind.

You swear you Jordan up in this piece. You foul motherfuckers too.

-If your mother could see--

P.S.--Your sister misses you badly.

-Daddy. -Lord have mercy!

in these United States of America?

like your father.

Give me one at a time, one at a time.

Don't freestyle much but I write them like such

They're just trying to get over, trying to get a piece of Jesus, that's all.

Cockroach this then. Cockroach this.

I’m Going into the Bedroom Fine Then

Where Christ is in all this crisis

Everybody and their mama's running around saying they're born again.

Things didn't work out exactly as we planned,

He's cheating, Jesus.

-Please? -They got game, he got game

-And this will be-- -The most important decision-- -In your life.

-Oh, so I should thank you then, huh? -I don't give a fuck.

Yeah, I almost forgot.

-I ain't getting a damn thing! -Jesus!

You know, you haven't had too much success with your son yet.

There were women at this college. There are women all over the place.

Don't try any funny business.

You got to take it back, give it back, do what you got to do.

This the play-offs No payoffs, strictly skills

Like Damn, I Thought We’s Family? We is Family, Blood, Thick as Thieves, La Familia, You Blac Youngsta Silkk the Shocker Looking Ass Boy

-Hook a brother up. -Give me some money.

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