Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And, uh...
Yeah, huh? Come on. Sit down.
No. I don't think nothing like that.
We know you've been locked up five and a half years. Pussy is pussy.
Don't be talking about my mother, all right? Please.
Full athletic scholarship, that's all?
If we work together, we can both get what we want. You know what I'm saying?
Everybody says you're going to play pro ball and have your own Nike sneakers...
Now listen from the beginning 'til I reach the ending
-You going to cry now or something? -Why you got to push--Whoa!
I hope you don't think we're too forward or aggressive with the highlight film...
Call 9-1-1. Go ahead. Call 9-1-1. Go, go.
I want you to go to Big State, son.
Go get it, the ball. Go get it.
-What are the assistant coaches doing in the hallway? -Yeah. Right here, man.
-139, 150 with tax. -One-fifty? Where the holes at?
When I watched Kenny Anderson's stuff,
-We got game, they got game he got game -What's going down
He played himself-- four years, varsity, at Big State.
-We got to play for real. -And don't be confused
Ohh!
You hit those?
ESPN gets religion as we follow a day in the life of Abraham Lincoln senior...
30,000. That's a small trailer home in North Carolina...
-Just call me the leprechaun. -That's your last basket.
All those lips, all those hips? All those honey dips?
If my mother ever saw me with a white bitch, she'd spin in her grave.
-Did your father tell you that? -No, but everybody else in the world.
First quarter, Knicks up one. Jordan for three?
Gibby
I'm talking about when he was with the Bullets down at Winston-Salem Stadium...
I'm John Chaney from Temple University.
The thought of reparation's got him playing with the population
-May I ask you a question, talk to you about something? -About what?
-That's my baby. -That's right. My boy.
Jake, please sit down. Sit down.
Hey, hey, you know how much Hilfiger this buys?
I want you meeting the assistant coaches.
We know all about you. We love you.
Yup
All right.
That's right.
-Go to sleep. -Good night.
If man is the father the son is the center of the earth
Two thousand.
You having a good time? Because you look so good.
Look, you've got to come to this school.
We feel responsible for the both of you.
When you begged me to get that abortion, I believed you.
Take Yo Pepto Bismol Bottle Ass on in the Bedroom Why the Fukk Yo Chuck E Cheese Kool Aid Man Looking Ass Gotta Talk to Auntie Like That?
Why you allow this, this, this... pimp, you know, to just--
All right.
They think they know it all.
Hold on. This is the right place for me.
Yeah. I'm a lucky Negro.
You puke back there, my main man Crudup will see to it...
You know, we're going to get married...
I know how you feel, son, but the fact remains he is your daddy.
-Man, thank God it's Friday. -Friday?
Well, technically, it's mine.
First thing that's going to take you out is these drugs they got for you.
What's up?
I just don't want to see you beholden to somebody for something you done took.
-We're glad you're here. -We're having a little talk.
@champagnepapi #scorpion
Let's go, Doc! Hurry up.
Let me think about it.
I'm going to take care of you, with interest if you want!
-Jesus! -Look at that.
Buddy, you know what this is?
Don’t be a hater
Let's get rid of this first.
-It don't make no sense. -It makes perfect sense. He smells the money.
You ain't got to worry about me no more.
Stop right there!
-How you doing? You all right? -Okay.
seven days before.
What’s up with all the familiarity
No official word yet on how he escaped.
Always messing around. That's why I can't mess with y'all, man.
@ folks hatin on drake
Hey, how you doing? I'm Jake Shuttlesworth. I'm Jesus' father.
All right, I'm, uh--
Who the fuck does she think she is?
And I'd appreciate it if you don't ever walk through that door ever again.
-Can you? -I can't wait.
Look, son, why don't you-- What you got there, a Range Rover?
Bitch, what-- Get your motherfucking--
-Mira, papi. Big Time! -What's up? How you doing?
More than your eyes can see and ears can hear
It's been a long time.
What did I tell you about listening to what people say?
Don't even lie. Tell me the truth.
To be a good actress?
Within one week, a truck came and moved you and your kid sister out.
I'm just saying that there's a reason and I can at least admit it.
-Huh? -Hello, Uncle Jake.
Just coming down the court, you got a defender in your way.
I got Calculus.
Why waste all that valuable time commuting back and forth...
Off the court, I can't tell you a damn thing.
Thank you. I just did it. Built it from scratch.
-Coach is back. -I need to see you in my office now.
-First, number one-- -God ain't shit.
You really think you're slick, huh?
Yeah.
What do you want, what do you need What will you find
-Okay. -No. No, Jake.
-Not good. -What's wrong, dear?
But he knows how to pass. He plays with his teammates.
Daddy, how'd you get out? I thought you were going to be away a long, long time.
-Yeah. I feel the same way. -Do you? That's good. That's lovely.
It might feel good It might sound a little something
that's been missing us for mad years.
because of what he's overcome in his life.
-We need to stay out in the hallway. -Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Through the fast lane in the game
'Cause when you get mad, you can't play.
Yes, Jesus! Oh!
Check the papers Well, I bet on ices
You're going to get mad when you get pushed?
Behind the game behind the game
-Why don't we go inside? I'll show you my house. -We'd love to.
Oh, so you just got the court built inside the house, huh?
-Maybe we could start being father and son again. -You ain't my father.
God bless you, son. I believe you do.
You want to throw up, let us know. We'll pull over.
Yeah, that was luck, anyway.
-Yeah? -The ones in the front.
Take a seat right there.
Pygmy buzzards be hovering over you trying to get that loose change.
-Jesus. -I don't know yet.
Oh, yeah.
I ain't even got to ask it
-I do. -How you spell it?
Go ahead. Take off.
That's one.
Sip, sip, sip on this.
-Everybody in the hallway. -This is a party. It's a long hallway.